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Funny story: Masters TV Golf Announcers Ask Fans Not To Call I.C.E. on Latino Players.

Masters TV Golf Announcers Ask Fans Not To Call I.C.E. on Latino Players.

Augusta, GA - With a record setting number of players from south of the US border this year, TV announcers at TheMasters seem to be going out of their way to make sure that the more southerly hillbilly fans don't call Immigration's 'See Something, Sa…

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Funny story: Joe Pasquale Makes Wedding Speech About Immigration

Joe Pasquale Makes Wedding Speech About Immigration

Joe Pasquale, the Cockney Joe Pesci, who stunned listeners with his forthright views on Brexit recently, has done it again, this time on the extremely sensitive topic of immigration. In front of a large gathering of guests at a wedding party he ha…

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Funny story: Home Secretary Priti Patel discontinues tool to assess visa applications

Home Secretary Priti Patel discontinues tool to assess visa applications

The Home Office is to scrap a controversial decision-making tool that migrants’ rights campaigners claim created a “hostile environment” for people applying for UK visas. Whilst most other First World countries use complicated “streaming algorithm…

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Funny story: Stephen Yaxley-Lennon flees to Spain

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon flees to Spain

A boat full of migrants were rescued in the English Channel this morning by the UK Border Force. They were rescued after they capsized, and were among several boats attempting to cross between Calais and Dover. However, one inflatable was spot…

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Funny story: Trump Extinguished Lady Liberty's Torch

Trump Extinguished Lady Liberty's Torch

As the controversy over the Trump administration’s new stringent rules for admission to the U.S. heated up, a top Trump immigration official offered a change to the iconic poem engraved on the Statue of Liberty. The poem is Emma Lazarus’s sonnet...

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Funny story: UK to build migrant pipe under Channel

UK to build migrant pipe under Channel

The UK government has announced that it will build a new pipeline for immigrants under the English Channel. The pipe will handle Britain's post-Brexit immigration policy, and will have "hot" and "cold" taps to regulate the flow of different types of...

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Funny story: U.S. Border Policy Rebranded as Trumpcare

U.S. Border Policy Rebranded as Trumpcare

Not to be outdone by former president Barack Obama's signature healthcare plan commonly known as Obamacare, United States president Donald Trump has rebranded his self-initiated border policy of imposing criminal penalties for unauthorized border cro...

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Funny story: ICE detainees break into finely choreographed song and dance number

ICE detainees break into finely choreographed song and dance number

In what has been described as a “rare and fantastic phenomena”, detainees at an ICE facility in Arizona broke into a seemingly flawless song and dance number early Sunday morning. Approximately at 7:15 in the AM, ICE employees became baffled when the...

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Funny story: Neocons Dismayed to Realize New "Public Charge" Rule Means Immigrants May Take Jobs Americans Actually Want

Neocons Dismayed to Realize New "Public Charge" Rule Means Immigrants May Take Jobs Americans Actually Want

While neoconservatives initially applauded President Donald Trump's new "public charge" rule, tying green card eligibility to immigrants' financial resources and education levels, they were dismayed to subsequently realize that the new law means that...

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Funny story: Trump N-word Speech Can 'Only Be A Matter Of Time'

Trump N-word Speech Can 'Only Be A Matter Of Time'

Analysts have said that it can only be a matter of time before US president, Donald Trump, 'crosses the line' and uses the N-word in one of his speeches. Trump this week, finally got to the point of saying that four US congresswomen should "go bac...

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Funny story: Trump Told To Go Back To Where His Grandfather Came From

Trump Told To Go Back To Where His Grandfather Came From

A hundred and thirty-four years is a long time, but when you say it again, and say to yourself that 134 years is the amount of time that Donald Trump's entire ancestral line has spent in the United States, we have to wonder: Is it long enough?...

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Funny story: Republican Congresswoman Outraged at Separation of Non-Immigrant Baby Cows from Their Mothers

Republican Congresswoman Outraged at Separation of Non-Immigrant Baby Cows from Their Mothers

"It's an outrage," said neoconservative congresswoman Nancy Hartwright of Oklahoma City regarding the dairy industry's practice of separating native-born baby cows from their American mothers shortly after birth. "This is something that should happen...

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Funny story: Learning The Alphabet As Simple As ABC

Learning The Alphabet As Simple As ABC

A source uninvolved with education has said that learning to speak English, is the "easiest thing in the world", and he doesn't really know what all the fuss is about. Dave Clever, a plumber, said: "Learning English wasn't difficult, it was a p...

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Funny story: Jesus Detained by ICE for Conspiracy to Feed and Shelter Migrants

Jesus Detained by ICE for Conspiracy to Feed and Shelter Migrants

BuzzFeed—Jesus Christ, the Son of God, was detained by ICE today at the US-Mexico border for allegedly helping a migrant and her infant when He was caught by border patrol agents offering them water and sustenance. Jesus, said a spokesman for ICE, w...

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Funny story: Opinion: Solving the immigration crisis

Opinion: Solving the immigration crisis

How to solve Immigration (and, by definition, all our other problems since they, too, stem from filthy foreigners). To say we have an immigration problem is an understatement. Not since Alexander wept because he had no worlds left to conquer, has...

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Funny story: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem as Capital of Puerto Rico

Trump Recognizes Jerusalem as Capital of Puerto Rico

Comtravening decades of American policy, President Donald Trump announced that the United States will recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Puerto Rico. "Just look at the palm trees and tell me these are not sister cities," said Trump. "I'm really...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum, the girl who left Bethnal Green in London in 2015 to join ISIS forces in Syria, when she was only 15 years old, and whose British citizenship was rescinded by the UK government, has arrived safely back in the country on a fake passport...

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