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Funny story: New Novel Idea - Relocate All Recent Immigrants to 'Liverpool Land' in Greenland

New Novel Idea - Relocate All Recent Immigrants to 'Liverpool Land' in Greenland

Rishi wants to give Rwanda several Million Pounds to take England's illegal immigrants - while they wait for their Court papers to be processed. All the Rwanda leadership members are very eager to do this transaction as quickly as possible. M…

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Funny story: Britain to Send Illegal Boat Immigrants to Vacation in Beautiful Rwanda

Britain to Send Illegal Boat Immigrants to Vacation in Beautiful Rwanda

Prime minister Rishi - whose parents were immigrants - doesn't have any sympathy for more immigrants coming to England from France. (Immigrants boating from France to England has become a major industry - 28,000 last year alone.) Using a Liz…

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Funny story: Why Are All the Illegal Immigrant Boats to England Coming from France? Money?

Why Are All the Illegal Immigrant Boats to England Coming from France? Money?

Last year 28,000 illegal immigrants came to France and took an illegal boat trip from a French harbor to England. None of the French Harbor authorities saw anything. It's normal in France to see 30 - 50 Foreign people packed in a small boat…

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Funny story: Up, Up and Away in My Beautiful Migrant Balloon

Up, Up and Away in My Beautiful Migrant Balloon

Migrants around the world are happy as hell, thanks to the Chinese showing the complete ineptness of NORAD and the ridiculous Americans. China and Russia are laughing their assholes off, and I’m kinda laughing too. Migrants from Central and South…

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Funny story: Gov. Greg "The Asshole" Abbott of Texas Inadvertently Sends 10 Busloads of Immigrants To Mar-A-Lago

Gov. Greg "The Asshole" Abbott of Texas Inadvertently Sends 10 Busloads of Immigrants To Mar-A-Lago

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - "The Evil Turd" (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is madder than a woodpecker with a bruised pecker. It seems that the most hated governor in the history of governors, (that be Gov. Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott) inadv…

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Funny story: Britains High Court - O.K. to Send Migrants to Rwanda - Spokesman Says - a 'Tropical Paradise'

Britains High Court - O.K. to Send Migrants to Rwanda - Spokesman Says - a 'Tropical Paradise'

CCN reported recently that the British High Court legally approved Rishi’s (and Braverman's) right to send illegal migrants to the Central African country of Rwanda. Rishi is going to give $120 Million Pounds of taxpayer money (a huge sum) to Rw…

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Funny story: Pub Patrons Have the Answer to The Overwhelming Immigration Problem

Pub Patrons Have the Answer to The Overwhelming Immigration Problem

Exciting news folks. I just got the National Survey on Immigration done by the Pub Owners. The Bright Boys in Parliament are stymied - or don't have the Will to fix the problem. So, the Pub Owners stepped in. They are smart Guys. Basically,…

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Funny story: Immigration - England is taking in all the Healthy Young Men from Albania to Africa

Immigration - England is taking in all the Healthy Young Men from Albania to Africa

This is Basil Blathering - my current hot stories are about the illegal immigrants to Britain. The are having a blast being put up in nice English hotels and are calling home to their friends about how nice things are here - once you get on Engl…

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Funny story: Want To get Rich? Ferry Illegals from France to England - Low Risk As France Doesn't Care

Want To get Rich? Ferry Illegals from France to England - Low Risk As France Doesn't Care

I am at Victoria Station talking to Stefan from Albania. He and friends were dumped here as a government - hotels was overcrowded. He has no jacket and is just wandering around in the cold - (your government at work). I gave him money for clothe…

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Funny story: Home Secretary Suella Braverman wants to drown all immigrants

Home Secretary Suella Braverman wants to drown all immigrants

Suella Braverman is under fire once again as her incompetence as home secretary becomes obvious to everyone. Braverman, who is the first blobfish to be home secretary of the UK, appeals to the right-wing of the Tory party, who are renowned for being…

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Funny story: Migrant-Nado! - Hit movie franchise or humanitarian travesty?

Migrant-Nado! - Hit movie franchise or humanitarian travesty?

(Sharknado was just a movie, just a movie, just a movie …) The recent hurricane that hit Florida has done more damage than most media outlets are ready or willing to report. Strange things … unbelievable if it wasn’t for the damage done. As Hur…

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Funny story: Florida’s Governor Sassafras Was Busy Trafficking Immigrants

Florida’s Governor Sassafras Was Busy Trafficking Immigrants

Sassafras failed. He didn't have his eye on the ball. While Hurricane Ian was approaching Florida, and meteorologists were warning of the hurricane's growing threat, Sassafras was busy flying desperate, frightened, homeless immigrants, who were escap…

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Funny story: Need Some Immigrants for your Farm or Sweatshop Business? Talk to Texas

Need Some Immigrants for your Farm or Sweatshop Business? Talk to Texas

Governor Abbott will supply all you want. Basically, he lies to the immigrants to get them on the buses - apparently not a Crime in America, as the federal government has done nothing about his lying. which is a type of Fraud. Other wise the…

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Funny story: Texas & Florida Engaged in Mortal Combat of the Daft

Texas & Florida Engaged in Mortal Combat of the Daft

Thursday morning, New York Democratic Governor Kathleen Hochul and Massachusetts Republican Governor, Charlie Baker convened an impromptu summit to address the cruel and likely illegal charade of exporting immigrants to New York City and Martha's Vin…

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Funny story: Fox News’ False Claims Of ‘Open Borders’ Is Main Cause Of Massive Illegal Immigration

Fox News’ False Claims Of ‘Open Borders’ Is Main Cause Of Massive Illegal Immigration

A new study shows that spikes in migrants trying to cross the US southern borders directly correlate to Fox News false claims of ‘open borders’ talking point repeated through a news week. A study and investigation shows that Fox News has been push…

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Funny story: 80,000 Cubans Who Came to U.S. To Visit Relatives Are Staying

80,000 Cubans Who Came to U.S. To Visit Relatives Are Staying

Last year 80, 000 plus Cubans came to America, because we have a total economic embargo Of Cuba. This is how we foster Democracy in Latin America and the Caribbean. We are famous for encouraging Democracy - right? Trump was a Cuba Commie Hater whi…

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Funny story: There Is A Big Proliferation of Illegal Canadian Immigrants Gathering On My Yard!!!

There Is A Big Proliferation of Illegal Canadian Immigrants Gathering On My Yard!!!

THAT DOES IT!!! I'VE HAD IT!!! It is bad enough that we have thousands of immigrants at our southern border trying to get into the U.S. so that they can become ILLEGAL immigrants (as though we don't have too many already!!!) but now we have thousa…

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