Local Lightweight not looking forward to going out tomorrow night

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 3 July 2020

image for Local Lightweight not looking forward to going out tomorrow night
Stan Bridgewater, dressed up for a night on the town.

Local bachelor, Stanley Bridgewater, is not looking forward to doing two of his least favourite things tomorrow: drinking in a pub, and talking to strangers in a pub.

The lonely 47-year-old, who gets drunk on one pint of shandy, and has not got past an awkward exchange with a woman for the best part of three decades, has told us: 'I know that I don't have to go out tomorrow night, and it would be better if I didn't, for the sake of the health of the country, but I just feel that, if I don't go, and I stay at home, I will be missing out on so much.'

Stanley, we can't make up your mind for you, but, for the sake of everyone in the pub, please stay at home. We all remember what happened last time, don't we?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more