UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has returned crestfallen from his European trip, after the leaders of France and Germany rejected his proposed Brexit deal.
TheSpoof caught an exclusive glimpse of the piece of paper on which Boris had written the deal. It appears to have been a crayon drawing of him and other European leaders smiling and waving, badly scrawled in orange lines as messy as his own hair. It looked as if it had been drawn by a 5-year old. There were no further details given, but their smiling faces revealed naive optimism typical of a Brexit fanatic.
Boris Johnson is 55 years old, and had repeatedly promised that he had a clear plan to break the deadlock of Brexit. After this latest setback, he hinted that his next step would be to begin dumping French wine and German sausages into the Channel, in a literally ham-fisted attempt to emulate the Boston tea party.
Brexit is due to be completed at the end of October.