NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In one of the most unusual stories to come down the Pike, BuzzFuzz is reporting that a very popular clown who has been with the Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus for 9 years has just been let go. Ike Rack…
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – iNews reports that a veteran Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus Clown has been fired. iNews reporter Kitty Segovia broke the story staing that the clown, who goes by the name of Boo Boo The Clown, suddenly refu…
CAMEL SHIT, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Al-Zit Mohammed, supreme leader of the Taliban, and the most notorious terrorist leader on earth, has been captured. Afghanistan’s Mirage News Agency has confirmed that the 52-year-old beer-bellied leader…
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has returned crestfallen from his European trip, after the leaders of France and Germany rejected his proposed Brexit deal. TheSpoof caught an exclusive glimpse of the piece of paper on which Boris had written the d...
A man named Arrow Flint III was asked to leave a UK mall for dressing like a clown for an interview. Not the smartest job applicant, the man entered the mall for his job interview at a party supply store dressed as a clown. Security was called aft...
We loved him, you loved him, everybody loved him. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf was comedy gold in his role of the outrageous Iraqi Information Minister during the 2003 Iraq invasion. He earned the nicknames Comical Ali and Baghdad Bob for his wild claims and colourful statements, made while Iraq was being invaded and overrun by American and British forces. His smiling demeanour was a delight to beh...
Codenamed by the FBI as Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil, they are considered World Public Enemy Number 1 according to a report by every security and policing agency in the US and the EU. Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil are wanted for crimes against humanity...
Suckleville, Georgia-A single car wreck in Suckleville has claimed 23 lives. Police reported that a small, unknown type of vehicle lost control while returning from a circus gig in North Carolina earlier in the day. Police said that alcohol did not s...
Clowns- These popular performers are all failures as real comedians. They must spend their lives making utter fools of themselves, but they don't care as long as people laugh at them. Unfortunately, the only people laughing are 5 year-old kids who think clowns are pathetic. Bozo is the most famous clown. The fact that calling someone a Bozo is an insult shows the level of respect clowns ge...
Detroit, MI Crazy clown duo, the Insane Clown Posse, whose followers include topless women and crazed looking guys called Juggalos, admitted new member Justin Bieber to the group. Justin Bieber says that he will start spraying people with Faygo P...
SEDALIA, MO --- Determined to set race relations as far back as possible, President Barack Obama appeared at a rodeo in Sedalia, Missouri, disguised as a clown. He said he appeared in "disguise" to protest critics' portrayal of him as an incompete...
Ronald McDonald, CEO of the international fast-food franchise and part-time clown, has become the target of a hate group--the restaurant chain's own franchisees! "The bastard's greed is unbelievable," Betty Crocker, of Ann Arbor, Michigan...
BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...
Ireland's notorious gang of psycho circus clowns struck again yesterday, in the small market town of Crossmafinngers, County Clare. The five strong gang, comprising of four men and a woman, all wearing clown suits. wigs, bizarre costumes and outsi...
The BBC has said that this year's Red Nose Day will be the biggest ever. "Peter Schmeichel and Alex Ferguson have both said that they will appear," said Lenny Henry, who somehow always finds work at this time of year. "We're still working with Rud...
Grand Poobah Darrell Henderson of Little Rock, Arkansas was participating in a "Spring Is Coming" parade by driving his little clown car in a parade that included Miss Rutabaga of 2011 Wednesday when disaster hit. "I don't know why Henderson chose...
Rosso Naso, a Children's Entertainer from Basingstoke has been arrested today after admitting that he liked children. "It's disgusting," said local mum, Samantha Panther. "Grown men shouldn't be allowed into a profession where they have contact wi...
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