Drug Squad’s ‘Yippee’ At No-Deal Brexit Border Checks

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 7 August 2019

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Crappy old Dublin homegrown was allowed free movement into British stoner markets

London, UK - The return of frisking truck drivers who cross the Irish border into Northern Ireland is being welcomed by UK drug squad interests which blame abolition of Stop N Search checkpoints for years of cheapskate, substandard EU weed.

Under European single market/freedom of movement rules, crappy old Brussels-approved grass was allowed unobstructed passage into Great Britain because nobody got busted at the proper frontier.

This meant stockpiled, substandard garbage from the European Union was never weeded out by relevant authorities, who allowed it to flood indigenous British markets - often at the expense of high class foreign smokes.

Now all that is changing with the rejection of the EU’s much reviled Irish Backstop which would have seen British stoners trapped in endless years of Brussels shit.

Commenting on this latest Brexit development a Brit entrepreneur called Smokey Dave welcomed the return of the Irish border which used to filter out crappy Dublin homegrown in the daze before the single market.

“Er, thanks to Boris, quality draw will be back in British markets,” he told the Spoof website’s specialist reporters.

A kilo of Shergar Mindblaster still retails for one hundred squid.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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