Royal baby may be called East, West, North, South or even Countyov Sussex

Written by Steddyeddy

Wednesday, 8 May 2019

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The royal couple Meghan and Harry reveal to Prince Charles that that they had all the public fooled!

At an afternoon tea with their father, they admitted that it was a right Royal blast having the press hotly debating whether "the new baby was born at home" or "the new baby was born in hospital". He was actually born in a special birthing suite in Claridges using Thai silk towels and hot bottled Buxton water.

The happy Royal couple had decided to ban the "Meghan went into Labour" stuff because of the recent row over Anti-Semitism in the UK political party of the same name. As it happens, Labour Party leader Mr Corbyn admitted that he was neither there nor involved.

Harry was on great form about the ongoing naming speculation. He has already consulted his Granny, and has confirmed that although he's quite a Kardcashincan/Kanyaaaaaee fan, they won't be calling young Sussex either North, South, East, West or even the slightly Prussian Countyov.

Her Gracious Royal Majesty the Queen had been driven there by the Duke of Edinburgh, who sadly didn't make it to the birth as he was parking the Range Rover in the wall of the adjoining property at the time. Nigel Farage, the leader of some idiotic political party or other had dropped in earlier. However, his jokes about lineage, immigrants and babies with ginger hair didn't go down well at all with the Royal family.

The straw that broke the camel's back was when he told the happy couple not to drive home via the Blackwall Tunnel, and he was asked politely by a large security guard to pick up his broken teeth, smashed beer glass and to Brexit via the back door.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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