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Girl born with purple skin

Funny story: Girl born with purple skin

[PP] -- Doctors at Regional Hospital are baffled at the birth of an infant with purple skin and green hair. Neither of her parents have such features. According to pediatrician, Dr. Tanya Morgan, the baby seems to be completely healthy, despite he...

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Male Rights Groups - Husbands To Have Option Of Routinely Giving Birth

Funny story: Male Rights Groups - Husbands To Have Option Of Routinely Giving Birth

Genetically engineered organs have been developed which will allow fathers to give birth to babies three at a time in a Commercial Tyre Bay, Garage or any car Pit Stop. The organs will be available online and will plug into a USB socket transplan...

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Man's Hangover 100 Times More Painful Than Wife Giving Birth

Funny story: Man's Hangover 100 Times More Painful Than Wife Giving Birth

A Fort Lauderdale man is claiming that his hangover, a result of a night of excessive drinking, smoking and more drinking is probably a lot more painful than childbirth. Duncan Whitehead, 47, who right now is suffering from an excruciating headach...

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Mother's Day Math: As With Every Other Year, Card and Brunch Do Not Erase Pain of Pregnancy and Childbirth

Funny story: Mother's Day Math: As With Every Other Year, Card and Brunch Do Not Erase Pain of Pregnancy and Childbirth

Kansas City, MO - Despite always on-going efforts to increase the impact of their greeting cards, Hallmark Cards has confirmed that - in the opinions of the thousands of mothers polled each year - none of the cards in their line of Mother's Day cards...

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Duck Dynasty Preacher Says Sex With 9th Month Pregnant Wife is Fine

Funny story: Duck Dynasty Preacher Says Sex With 9th Month Pregnant Wife is Fine

We were invited in to hear Preacher Robertson talk to young couples and families. Phil Robertson stated that he was glad to see the three young married couples there with us and that he felt like he should speak out about certain thangs that most...

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California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

Funny story: California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins. The thing that makes this an unus...

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Toys for foetuses are set to be the next big thing

Funny story: Toys for foetuses are set to be the next big thing

Babies like to play. As any third trimester mother will tell you, they like to start playing before they are even born. From swinging off the placenta to going through the dance routine from Grease, they never stop moving. With the latest range of...

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Why Babies Now Take Longer To Be Born

Funny story: Why Babies Now Take Longer To Be Born

An American research study on childbirth shows that, on average, labor takes longer now in comparison to 50 years ago. A Spoof reporter, seeking to understand what's behind these findings, interviewed a sample of new moms and newborns (you guessed...

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Peru Woman Gives Birth To 16-Pound Baby!

Funny story: Peru Woman Gives Birth To 16-Pound Baby!

Forget the 13 and 14-pounders, this lady should be awarded a medal of some kind as she gave birth to (according to scales and witnesses) a sixteen pound baby boy. Through an interpreter the lady, Chaska Lemila, told a reporter from Reuters News th...

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More Atheist babies being born to religious parents

Funny story: More Atheist babies being born to religious parents

The office of National Statistics has reported an alarming increase in the number of Atheist babies being born to religious parents. Anna and Steve Gutridge of Lower Funting, Harts are one such couple: "I'm C of E and the wife has what you might d...

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Elderly Man Gives Birth To Gerbil Twins in Hernia Operation!

An elderly man in Louisburg, NC gave birth on Friday to gerbil twins in what was thought to be a routine double hernia operation! Due to the the prominence of the patient involved, the local hospital refused to release the name of the patient. A...

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The Archers 60th Anniversary Elton John Storyline Shocker

Funny story: The Archers 60th Anniversary Elton John Storyline Shocker

Richter Scale-smashing shock waves seem set to devastate Britain's favourite farming community tonight, writes Daisy Fields, Agriculture and Celebrity Infant-Trafficking Correspondent. The BBC have had devotees of long-running Radio 4 soap The Archers - set in the fictional Midlands village of Ambridge - salivating on tenterhooks for weeks in anticipation of the 60th Anniversary Episode to be b...

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Rowling's Boy Child... the inside story.

Funny story: Rowling's Boy Child... the inside story.

Scotland Edinburgh; In what at the time was the best kept secret next to the true origins of 'her' Harry Potter story, J.K.Rowling's giving birth to a baby boy was almost relegated to a non-event by the British media for reasons that continue to baff...

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Maternity Ward Marriage Service

Funny story: Maternity Ward Marriage Service

After a successful trial in Tameside and Glossop health authority, the NHS is set to roll out Wedding Services in the maternity wards of its hospitals. "We have about fifty hospital chaplains," said Tameside and Glossop NHS director, Mark Emille.

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NHS buys New Dyson Birthing Machine

Funny story: NHS buys New Dyson Birthing Machine

The NHS has purchased 217 Dyson Birthing Machines for maternity units throughout England. The birthing machine is described as a revolution for mothers experiencing a difficult birth. It incorporates Dyson's patented Root Cyclone technology and, w...

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Old Woman Trippin' Out After Triplets!

Now how old is old to have children? In this case, an old Indian woman who for forty-four years tried to conceive, but with no success, has given birth to triplets. Despite all those years of humping the 66 year old says it was too much, sex morn...

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The Birth of the Blues

Funny story: The Birth of the Blues

Memphis, Tennessee is celebrating the birth of the Blues. Ms. Birtha Blue gave birth by C-Section, Saturday to twelve healthy babies and the Dr. who delivered them was holding a press conference regarding their delivery. "St. Josephs' hospital is...

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NHS Approves Midwifery for Constipation

Funny story: NHS Approves Midwifery for Constipation

London - Already the third largest employer in the entire world, the National Health Service plans on stretching the limits of taxpayers further by implementing a new midwifery program for constipated patients staffed with maternity room nurses. T...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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