Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England

Written by Al N.

Saturday, 9 March 2019

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Trump counts the ways that he is royal.

Mar-A-Lago, FL One of Trump's most recent chiefs-of-staff explained one of the big reasons he got out of Dodge when he could.

"President Trump seems to be under the impression, that since he had it in him to become President of the U.S., then he should be able to get his family declared "royal" just like he saw in England and other countries.

In fact, he talks about it incessantly. Like, whenever the Mueller Investigation is mentioned, he always says something like, "They won't bother me when I'm King", or "They won't bother young Eric when he's Prince Eric."

"And the worst part is, he wanted ME to find out how to make him and his imbecile family noble rank, when they don't even know what the word means."

Reporters weren't sure which chief-of-staff released the memo, since Trump has had a new one more times than the press can keep track of.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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