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Funny story: New Styles Coming Soon for the Best-Dressed American Nazi

New Styles Coming Soon for the Best-Dressed American Nazi

Mike Lindell, the “My Pillow” guy, has teamed up with Trump Enterprises and Proud Boy Casual Wear to come up with a whole new line of fashion for today’s Nazi-inspired American voter. Are you on your way to a counter-protest against people who lik…

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Funny story: Putin Wows In Blue Suit And Purple Tie Combo

Putin Wows In Blue Suit And Purple Tie Combo

It was his big moment on the world stage; with the eyes on the planet on him so it comes as no surprise that Vladimir Putin had to shine. The Russian President, 69, showcased his stunning physique in the Siberian-made bold outfit, which was acco…

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Funny story: A Female Prisoner Models The Latest Sexy Prison Swimsuit For Female Inmates

A Female Prisoner Models The Latest Sexy Prison Swimsuit For Female Inmates

OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The state of New York has always been at the forefront when it comes to prisons, pizza, professional sports teams, and now womens prison wear. Omnium Gatherum reporter Ashburn Wasabi reports that Sing Sing Pris…

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Funny story: The latest fashion for style and safety; it’s the body condom!

The latest fashion for style and safety; it’s the body condom!

The newest style craze sweeping across Europe has now hit the United States! You might say the full body condom is a style born out of necessity to suit our current social climate. While the style is certainly practical it surely gives fashion consci…

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Funny story: Recreational athlete misses locker room banter, can't wait to catch up on latest pubic hairstyles

Recreational athlete misses locker room banter, can't wait to catch up on latest pubic hairstyles

Local athlete Jeff Miller announced today he can't wait for the restart of his men's ice hockey league so he can stay up-to-date with the latest news and pubic hair fashions. "While chatting about stocks or listening to the latest raunchy joke, I…

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Funny story: Overweight Old Guy Who Paints Himself Orange Worried About How He Looks in a Mask

Overweight Old Guy Who Paints Himself Orange Worried About How He Looks in a Mask

Ypsilanti, Michigan - A recent visitor to the Ford manufacturing facility here was reported to be concerned that being seen in a protective mask, as is required by company and state policy to prevent spread of the coronavirus, might ruin his carefull…

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Funny story: Trump Family To Go Into Facemask Production

Trump Family To Go Into Facemask Production

The Coronavirus, and the new threat of an even more damaging and deadly 'second wave', has given impetus to an idea that has been fomenting in President Donald Trump's ingenious mind for the past few weeks now - facemask production. Never one to l...

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Funny story: Fashion Houses Unveil Summer Collections

Fashion Houses Unveil Summer Collections

In a unique international fashion event in Beijing, all the major design houses took the opportunity to reveal their Summer Collections, and a glimpse of the fresh, new and original outfits that literally everyone will be wearing on the streets of Pa...

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Funny story: Anti-Coronavirus Dog Collars Available To Public From Friday

Anti-Coronavirus Dog Collars Available To Public From Friday

Retailers in the UK say that a human version of the protective Elizabethan Collar worn by dogs to stop them licking, biting or scratching themselves, will be on sale in clothing stores later this week. The collars, which make dogs look like they h...

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Funny story: Man Seen Wearing Bum Bag

Man Seen Wearing Bum Bag

There were flashbacks to the 1980s aplenty amongst shoppers in the East Yorkshire city of Hull this week, when an otherwise nondescript man was spotted in the city centre wearing a bum bag. The bum bag was at the zenith of its popularity in the la...

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Funny story: Clean Shaven Satan Mocks Goatee Fashion

Clean Shaven Satan Mocks Goatee Fashion

For the first time in recent memory, Satan appeared in public without his devilish goatee. His Evilness—clean shaven and wearing cutoff jeans, a hoodie, and Blackspot Adbusters—was recognized by Helen Gunderssonn, lifestyle editor for the Minneapolis...

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Funny story: Shapeless House Dress Garment of Choice for Many American Women

Shapeless House Dress Garment of Choice for Many American Women

Increasingly edging out workout clothes and sweatpants, the shapeless house dress has become the fashion garment of choice for American women who have had enough of fitted attire. "They're so easy," said Anna Partridge of Nashville, Tennessee, who...

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Funny story: Forever 21 Goes Out of Business--To Reopen as AARP Thrifty 63

Forever 21 Goes Out of Business--To Reopen as AARP Thrifty 63

Former fashion powerhouse retailer, Forever 21, announced it will close three Arizona stores effective December 31, and its remaining outlets in 2020. According to Forever 21 president, Jin Sook Chang, "... the retail fashion market has evolved and...

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Funny story: Increasing Number of Overweight Women Choosing Short Shorts

Increasing Number of Overweight Women Choosing Short Shorts

As the number of overweight women in the United States skyrockets, an increasing number of those women are making short shorts their garment of choice. "I really like the look," said Mandy Barnes of Nashville, Tennessee. "They're very unconfining,...

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Funny story: Woman's Office Attire Reaches New Level of Bland

Woman's Office Attire Reaches New Level of Bland

Kate Lipscomb of Nashville, Tennessee, takes great care to present an inoffensive, uncontroversial appearance at the healthcare company where she works - and she succeeded beyond her wildest dreams last Tuesday, when coworkers reported that her attir...

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Funny story: Britain's cummerbund industry expecting post-Brexit boom

Britain's cummerbund industry expecting post-Brexit boom

While many are predicting doom and gloom after Britain leaves the EU, at least one industry is hoping that it will thrive in the new order. Cummerbunds are worn by everyone from waiters to butlers, to people who have to hire one for a formal event. T...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Leg Warmers and Snoods

Where are they now? Leg Warmers and Snoods

#Fame...I want to live forever...# so went the refrain of that 1980s blockbuster and TV series which featured forgettable attention seekers at some New York drama school, or something or other. They seemed to spend a lot of time annoying the neighbou...

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