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Where are they now? Leg Warmers and Snoods

Funny story: Where are they now? Leg Warmers and Snoods

#Fame...I want to live forever...# so went the refrain of that 1980s blockbuster and TV series which featured forgettable attention seekers at some New York drama school, or something or other. They seemed to spend a lot of time annoying the neighbou...

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Theresa May Channels Guide Dogs 4 The Blind Charity Shop Find

Funny story: Theresa May Channels Guide Dogs 4 The Blind Charity Shop Find

London, UK - (Dog’s Brexit Mess): A pensioner from Barking in the Isle of Dogs has written to the Queen complaining that Prime Minister Theresa May’s ‘horrid pale blue jacket’ should be tossed out to a jumble sale and that people are feeling sick.

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Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand

Funny story: Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand

The death of German fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld on Tuesday, and the subsequent revelations about his will, might well mean huge changes ahead for the Lagerfeld empire. Lagerfeld, 85, left his $200million fashion empire entirely in the hands of...

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Karl Lagerfeld Used To Stroke His Cat

Funny story: Karl Lagerfeld Used To Stroke His Cat

The late fashion designer, Karl Lagerfeld used to stroke his cat, Choupette, it's been revealed. Lagerfeld, who died on Tuesday, aged 85, would sit for hours in a high-backed swivel chair gently stroking the beautiful, silky, white fur of Choupett...

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Steampunks Will Soon Be Replaced by Internal-Combustion Punks

What grew as an offshoot of the cyberpunk community, but with an aesthetic eye more backwards-looking rather than forwards-looking, the steampunks quickly took root and flourished on the open parking-lots of both comic and videogame conventions. Heav...

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Top Fashion Designers Focus On Upskirting

Funny story: Top Fashion Designers Focus On Upskirting

The new craze of upskirting has figured prominently in next year's Spring collections of many of the world's foremost fashion designers, some of whom have used rather less fabric than they did in last season's skirt designs. Upskirting is the exci...

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Men realises waistcoats aren't the way to go in a heatwave

Funny story: Men realises waistcoats aren't the way to go in a heatwave

Tony Hemmings, 33, the cock of the walk in Basingstoke has realised that despite Gareth Southgate's leading work in the field, waist-coats are not the defacto male clothing to be worn during a heat-wave. 'Imagine my surprise, to be following the s...

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PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

Funny story: PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

If you're a blue-jeans-wearing kind of gal (or guy), then you're aware of the fashion revolution that is stretch denim – but what you may not know is that the research and development of stretch denim was funded by Big Food (namely, Nestle, McDonald'...

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Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

Funny story: Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

With North Korea exploding, Houston sinking, and the rest of the world going "bananas", it seems there is no limit to utter insanity infecting the minds of modern day generations. Stinking designer sneakers, better known as trainers, are being flo...

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Granite counter tops no longer in fashion

Funny story: Granite counter tops no longer in fashion

Emmaus, PA - Once the height of fashion, granite counter tops are going the way of the Studebaker. What's in fashion now, according to Ms. McBoobay, Emmaus real estate agent, are the old counter tops that were in during the 1990's. The cheap old com...

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Neurologist: Cam Newton has damaged Haberdashery cortex

Funny story: Neurologist: Cam Newton has damaged Haberdashery cortex

Dr. Ralph Beekman, department head of Admiral university's famed Brain trauma institute is also a season ticket holder to the Carolins Panthers. In his expert opinion Cam Newton "has sustained an unusually high number of semi-concussions this year t...

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Peroxide Hoarding Reported in Nation's Capitol Following Trump Victory

The small supply room at Color Me Crazy, a Northwest Washington DC salon, is bursting to capacity. Yesterday it doubled as a break room for 4 stylists but today, bottles of peroxide and noxious gas fill the space. "We haven't ordered peroxide in at...

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Police Find Low-Riding Pants Very Easy To Catch

Funny story: Police Find Low-Riding Pants Very Easy To Catch

Washington, D.C. - A recent study conducted by the U.S. Justice Department found that arrest rates for crimes of all sorts, in every major metropolitan area in the last five years, were way, way up! And the key reason seems to be the ridiculous fash...

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The End Of Hipsters?

Funny story: The End Of Hipsters?

San Francisco, CA - It has been a good, long ride for the waxed mustache set, but it appears that there might be moth holes in the secondhand fabric that is keeping this trend together. We talked to a well-pierced waxy named "Scat-Cat," who claimed t...

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Burqas Fashion Hit For European Infidels

Funny story: Burqas Fashion Hit For European Infidels

New York London Paris Munich everybody is talking about pop music! And not only pop music because in those European places everybody who is keen on the fashion is talking about Burqas - they are this years latest hottest hippest clothing trend for th...

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Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Funny story: Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Los Angeles, CA - Humans, much like gorillas: are interested, influenced, and educated by viewing recordings of their own species copulating on monitors. Humans love pornography and it influences the sex practices they engage in. Unless the last porn...

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Fashion Icon First To Be Jailed In Underweight-Gate!

Funny story: Fashion Icon First To Be Jailed In Underweight-Gate!

Giovanni Testarossa, 59, was the first, in what is likely to be many jailed fashion moguls-thrown into a Parisian dungeon for hiring underweight models. On Friday, April 2nd, The French Ministry set into affect new harsh penalties for hiring fashi...

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Business booming at Rodeo Drive thrift store ahead of Oscars Night

Funny story: Business booming at Rodeo Drive thrift store ahead of Oscars Night

Beverly Hills, Ca - A Rodeo Drive dress recycling shop is staying open round the clock this weekend catering to Sunday's Oscars Fright crowd. Haute couture numbers in latex and taffeta are flying off the rails as cash-strapped Hollywood Z-Listers...

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