Suspicious packages sent to prominent public figures, including Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, are the work of pro-Trump, right-wing maniacs, say the anti-Trump, left-wing media.
Suspicious packages sent to prominent public figures, including Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, are the work of left-wing maniacs, conspiring to make it look like right-wing maniacs, say the pro-Trump, right-wing media.
Suspicious packages sent to my house are annoying, and normally meant for my neighbour.
Suspicious packages mean 'MAYBE BOMBS!'
Not the ones mistakenly sent to my house, though. Not a clue what's in them, but they seem to always come all the way from the Amazon, incredibly.
Suspicious packages are also evident in many men's underwear commercial adverts.
