Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 25 July 2018

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"I think they got the hint when we told them they would be in Westminster. I told them I hope they brought sleeping bags

Buckingham Palace Word has filtered out that the whole Royal Family will fete the Queen for her remarkable fortitude and restraint during the Trump visit. She was the only member of the Royals in sight during the Trump visit.

The whole Royal Family gathered around to hear the Queen's recounting of the encounter.

"Trump didn't know what to do about walking behind me when I did the slow-down. I tried to walk even slower than usual. I knew it was driving him nuts."

"I tried staying out of his sight, but then he saw me. Wearing the Obama brooch was my favourite touch. That was a good idea, Harry," said the Queen.

"Every time he tried to finagle an invitation to anything royal, I asked him about his tax returns or how the Mueller investigation into his ties with Russia was going," chuckled the Queen.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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