Written by Backandtotheleft

Monday, 14 May 2018

As the big day draws near speculation is reaching fever pitch and only one question is on the countries lips: What will Megan wear on the big day?

Many experts and commentators have thrown their speculation around like jizz at an orgy and a plethora of suggestions have been put forward.

Some women’s magazines are claiming she will be wearing a “wedding dress” which is probably quite a traditional way to go. Yet others are going with more outlandish ideas as to what this American interloper will don.

Mike Happening of “Happenings Happening” a local specialised clothing boutique shop said:

I think Megan might pick something less traditional like a Freddy Krueger costume or just a pair of dungarees with nothing underneath. She’s going to be the modern day princess and I think her wedding fashion choices should embrace that.

But not everyone is happy with her choices. Her choices that are not yet known to the wider public. But people are angry nonetheless.

Staunch Brexiteer and two time English pig juggler of the year, Pete Sonny said:

So we’ve got a divorced Yank sashaying her way into the ENGLISH Royal Family. I thought Brexit meant less contact with Europe? Not allowing one of them to live in Buckingham Palace. It’s a disgrace, we need to take back our sovereignty and hang all these dirty remoaner traitors.

We didn’t want to correct him because we’ve been doing that for years and there’s just fuck all point to it. As Gove said the countries “sick of experts”

Whatever Megan decides to wear we’ll be paying for it. At our office we haven’t had a hot meal for two weeks but we’re happy to contribute to these cunts wedding.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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