His Royal Heinous Dusts Down The Nazi Uniform

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 1 May 2018

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Who ya callin a Nazi Count?

London - Britain’s top snouts-in-the trough scrounger and über-fake royal will marry in uniform according to official wedding website @HitlerYouthNuptialz press releases today.

“It’s a nostalgic nod to Windsor’s beloved Nazi Queen Mother,” the website explained, “fulfilling a promise to marry in the family’s traditional Obergruppenfuherer dress uniform - complete with SS Waffenfarbe epaulets and swastika badge.”

Harry’s Waffenrock - military coat - and matching Steingrau trousers are thought to be bespoke grosser Gesellschaftanzug items tailored from heritage SS loons** that still crank out sentimemtal sartoria on behalf of the Throne.

Commenting on a recent wedding dress rehearsal for the big day a source close to other royal nonentities said, “WTF you sayin?”

Tickets for the Windsor big bash start at fifty thousand squid.

** looms?

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