London - Britain’s top snouts-in-the trough scrounger and über-fake royal will marry in uniform according to official wedding website @HitlerYouthNuptialz press releases today.
“It’s a nostalgic nod to Windsor’s beloved Nazi Queen Mother,” the website explained, “fulfilling a promise to marry in the family’s traditional Obergruppenfuherer dress uniform - complete with SS Waffenfarbe epaulets and swastika badge.”
Harry’s Waffenrock - military coat - and matching Steingrau trousers are thought to be bespoke grosser Gesellschaftanzug items tailored from heritage SS loons** that still crank out sentimemtal sartoria on behalf of the Throne.
Commenting on a recent wedding dress rehearsal for the big day a source close to other royal nonentities said, “WTF you sayin?”
Tickets for the Windsor big bash start at fifty thousand squid.
** looms?
