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Funny story: Britain faces a Christmas election

Britain faces a Christmas election

Normally it is an occasion associated with excessive consumerism, fat-bellied bearded men giving gifts, and a drunken day off work. But this year, the election will fall at Christmastime, meaning that it will be even more garish and vomit-inducing th...

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Funny story: Trump Plans to be Nominee of Both Parties, "I Will Be Bi-Partisan", says the President

Trump Plans to be Nominee of Both Parties, "I Will Be Bi-Partisan", says the President

In his boldest political move to date, President Trump announced he will seek the nomination of the Democrat party for president. According to White House Minister of Truth, Shiv Aalok, President Trump decided to seek the party nomination after watc...

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Funny story: Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau Dons Blackface, Late Father Growls "Fuddle-Dummy!"

Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau Dons Blackface, Late Father Growls "Fuddle-Dummy!"

A week into the latest Canadian federal election, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been outed by a photo showing him dressed as Aladdin, but his face and hands painted in blackface. Ignoring the fact that Aladdin isn't even a black man, or the...

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Funny story: Williamson-Bashing Reveals Neocon Core of Not-So-Sweet "News" Source The Onion

Williamson-Bashing Reveals Neocon Core of Not-So-Sweet "News" Source The Onion

In a reactionary swing toward neoconservativism, satirical "news" outlet The Onion mocked the positivity of  Democratic presidential vier Marianne Williamson, revealing that that beneath its chuckle-ready foreskin, The Onion may not be so sweet. "...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson targets dead voters for the next election

Boris Johnson targets dead voters for the next election

This week, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been visiting graveyards, tombs and haunted houses throughout the country to build support for a possible snap election in the autumn. Spokesman Jeff Hades explained, "The voters who are most closely...

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Contest Latest: Chris Grayling Enters the Fray

Tory Leadership Contest Latest: Chris Grayling Enters the Fray

There were whoops of joy from the membership of the "Conservative & Unionist" party (male and white, average age 57) today as Transport Secretary Chris Grayling threw his hat into the ever-expanding ring. "He's just what we need to open up the...

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Funny story: United States Boasts Skyrocketing Exercise Rates - In Futility

United States Boasts Skyrocketing Exercise Rates - In Futility

While less than 25 percent of Americans are getting the recommended amount of most forms of exercise, exercise rates are no less than skyrocketing in one particular area: futility. Kent Bellow, CEO of pharmaceutical giant Smerck & Co., applaud...

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Funny story: MP porn still Britain's favourite genre

MP porn still Britain's favourite genre

It is an obscure brand of pornography, invented in the 1970s, and uniquely British, and based around a centuries-old law that it is illegal to have sex with your local MP. The law was lifted in 1995, but the taboo continues. Videos of members of the...

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Funny story: Republicans Decide Voter Suppression is Too Much Work, Decide to Set Democrats on Fire

Republicans Decide Voter Suppression is Too Much Work, Decide to Set Democrats on Fire

WASHINGTON D.C.: Republicans unveiled a controversial tactic in their attempt to win the 2018 election. Senator Mitch McConnell told CNN, “We gained five points in the polls when we implied that Democrats should not have heads if they take back the Congress. So we've decided to hunt and kill them to ensure total control. Rand Paul is going to wear Al Franken's skin just in case someone decides...

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Funny story: Turks Rally Round Tortured Puppy During Elections

Turks Rally Round Tortured Puppy During Elections

Two warring factions in Turkey have both decided to use the brutal maiming of a helpless puppy to further their political agendas during the forthcoming elections. The tiny helpless pup with huge sad eyes practically handed itself to spindoctors o...

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Funny story: Local Elections 2018: A Voter's Guide to the Polling Booth

Local Elections 2018: A Voter's Guide to the Polling Booth

In response to readers' letters, emails and frequently asked questions to our political correspondent, Paxton Quigley, The Spoof is publishing its own guide to voting rights and wrongs. Can I vote in my pyjamas? (Sloppy Steve) Don't be stupid. Yo...

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Funny story: A Facebook Quiz for Magazines

A Facebook Quiz for Magazines

What type of Facebook user are you? Answer the follow questions to find out: 1. Do you like to forward silly memes? A) What's a meme. B) I don't like to annoy people. C) Only if it's funny. D) Always. 2. How many Facebook friends do you have? A) 10 B) 100 C) 1,000 D) 10,000 3. Do you enjoy adverts on the internet? A) I hate them. B) They are a necessary evil. C) I can't stop cl...

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Funny story: Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lam...

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Funny story: Trump Family Buys Angelfire, GeoCities, AltaVista, Ask Jeeves, and Netscape Web Browser

Trump Family Buys Angelfire, GeoCities, AltaVista, Ask Jeeves, and Netscape Web Browser

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Eric Trump, Donald's son, has been studying the Internet in hopes of getting a jump on his father's 2020 Presidential campaign. "I have found lots of communication sites that have been neglected and become downgraded propertie...

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Funny story: 2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel

2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel

Snap election, Britain votes New £1 coins, new £10 notes Robert Mugabe finally goes Mount Agung in Bali blows RyanAir, staff trouble Syria reduced to rubble Fats Domino, Chuck Berry Jeremy Corbyn, Glastonbury Fake news, tweets, sacking Torie...

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Funny story: Harvey Weinstein moves to Alabama and immediately sets up gubernatorial election campaign

Harvey Weinstein moves to Alabama and immediately sets up gubernatorial election campaign

In preparation for the 2018 election, former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein moved his personal residence to Alabama and expressed keen interest in becoming the state's next Governor. The move surprised many, as Weinstein never showed much interest in...

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Funny story: Clever Corbyn goes Smart

Clever Corbyn goes Smart

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has finally grasped the wants of today's generation and proposed a revamp of democracy as we know it. "Yes, all these elections and parties and stuff are anachronistic. I want to take this country into a new era. We w...

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