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Funny story: Brooklyn Crime Family Member Garbanzo Goombalini Has Agreed To Run Against Marjorie Taylor Greene

Brooklyn Crime Family Member Garbanzo Goombalini Has Agreed To Run Against Marjorie Taylor Greene

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The head of an infamous Brooklyn crime family, Salvatore Goombalini, has just announced that he has chosen his younger brother Garbanzo Goombalini, to run against Marjorie Taylor Greene, who he calls one of the meanest, nas…

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Funny story: If Monkeys Take Over US Elections Will Monkeys Be Elected?

If Monkeys Take Over US Elections Will Monkeys Be Elected?

The big question: If monkeys take over US elections, will a monkey be elected? Short answer? Yes. Holy hell! The monkeys are coming. Can Canada help the US, or can Mexico? Where’s the Supreme Court? The FBI? Hey, CIA, are you there? Can you d…

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Funny story: Banana Republic in South America sues the US for nicking their system!

Banana Republic in South America sues the US for nicking their system!

(NOT EDITED) A tiny nation in South America, run by banana cartels, has gone to the International Court of Justice in The Hague, demanding the US pay them five billion $ Bucks, or they will sue both candidates for plagiarism! Banana Republics in A…

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Funny story: Florida To Use Monkeys As Poll Workers

Florida To Use Monkeys As Poll Workers

Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, has announced election day poll workers will all be monkeys. The governor chose monkeys because of their reliability in handing out ballots to registered voters, due to their relatively small hands. Each polling plac…

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Funny story: Trump Moves To Create Tik Tok History Academies in Each State

Trump Moves To Create Tik Tok History Academies in Each State

Donald Trump announced today, with Bitsy Devoss by his side, a plan to create nationwide academies funded by Tik Tok, to teach what he claims to be "correct" American History. "Today, with the help of a Chinese-owned digital giant, we are announci…

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Funny story: 7 Reasons to Vote Kanye West for President

7 Reasons to Vote Kanye West for President

On Saturday, musical artist and fashion designer, Kanye West, announced his candidacy for the 2020 US Presidential election. West made his announcement via Twitter. “We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision...

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Funny story: Hail the Venerable Trump!

Hail the Venerable Trump!

So now it's official. The people of America are celebrating and dancing in the streets.They've toiled and sweat blood to give him space and time to spread his word. They need him. They love him. Americans have finally succumbed to the soft-spoken sca...

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Funny story: Polls Show Some Americans May Bother Voting for President

Polls Show Some Americans May Bother Voting for President

In a wave of optimism sweeping the nation, some Americans report that they may actually bother voting in the 2020 presidential election. "It's too soon to tell, but I may see if I can free up some time in my schedule," said Kate Truman of New York...

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Funny story: Trump Allegedly Had The Democratic Iowa Primary Election Hacked

Trump Allegedly Had The Democratic Iowa Primary Election Hacked

DES MOINES, Iowa – An unnamed source is reporting that an unnamed source is alleging that President Trump has had a hand in what many are calling “The Big Iowa Primary Mess From Hell.” An individual who will be simply known as “Simple Simon” says...

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Funny story: Britain faces a Christmas election

Britain faces a Christmas election

Normally it is an occasion associated with excessive consumerism, fat-bellied bearded men giving gifts, and a drunken day off work. But this year, the election will fall at Christmastime, meaning that it will be even more garish and vomit-inducing th...

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Funny story: Trump Plans to be Nominee of Both Parties, "I Will Be Bi-Partisan", says the President

Trump Plans to be Nominee of Both Parties, "I Will Be Bi-Partisan", says the President

In his boldest political move to date, President Trump announced he will seek the nomination of the Democrat party for president. According to White House Minister of Truth, Shiv Aalok, President Trump decided to seek the party nomination after watc...

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Funny story: Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau Dons Blackface, Late Father Growls "Fuddle-Dummy!"

Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau Dons Blackface, Late Father Growls "Fuddle-Dummy!"

A week into the latest Canadian federal election, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been outed by a photo showing him dressed as Aladdin, but his face and hands painted in blackface. Ignoring the fact that Aladdin isn't even a black man, or the...

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Funny story: Williamson-Bashing Reveals Neocon Core of Not-So-Sweet "News" Source The Onion

Williamson-Bashing Reveals Neocon Core of Not-So-Sweet "News" Source The Onion

In a reactionary swing toward neoconservativism, satirical "news" outlet The Onion mocked the positivity of  Democratic presidential vier Marianne Williamson, revealing that that beneath its chuckle-ready foreskin, The Onion may not be so sweet. "...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson targets dead voters for the next election

Boris Johnson targets dead voters for the next election

This week, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been visiting graveyards, tombs and haunted houses throughout the country to build support for a possible snap election in the autumn. Spokesman Jeff Hades explained, "The voters who are most closely...

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Contest Latest: Chris Grayling Enters the Fray

Tory Leadership Contest Latest: Chris Grayling Enters the Fray

There were whoops of joy from the membership of the "Conservative & Unionist" party (male and white, average age 57) today as Transport Secretary Chris Grayling threw his hat into the ever-expanding ring. "He's just what we need to open up the...

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Funny story: United States Boasts Skyrocketing Exercise Rates - In Futility

United States Boasts Skyrocketing Exercise Rates - In Futility

While less than 25 percent of Americans are getting the recommended amount of most forms of exercise, exercise rates are no less than skyrocketing in one particular area: futility. Kent Bellow, CEO of pharmaceutical giant Smerck & Co., applaud...

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Funny story: MP porn still Britain's favourite genre

MP porn still Britain's favourite genre

It is an obscure brand of pornography, invented in the 1970s, and uniquely British, and based around a centuries-old law that it is illegal to have sex with your local MP. The law was lifted in 1995, but the taboo continues. Videos of members of the...

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