WASHINGTON D.C.: Republicans unveiled a controversial tactic in their attempt to win the 2018 election.
Senator Mitch McConnell told CNN, “We gained five points in the polls when we implied that Democrats should not have heads if they take back the Congress. So we've decided to hunt and kill them to ensure total control. Rand Paul is going to wear Al Franken's skin just in case someone decides...
Two warring factions in Turkey have both decided to use the brutal maiming of a helpless puppy to further their political agendas during the forthcoming elections.
The tiny helpless pup with huge sad eyes practically handed itself to spindoctors o...
In response to readers' letters, emails and frequently asked questions to our political correspondent, Paxton Quigley, The Spoof is publishing its own guide to voting rights and wrongs.
Can I vote in my pyjamas? (Sloppy Steve)
Don't be stupid. Yo...
What type of Facebook user are you? Answer the follow questions to find out:
1. Do you like to forward silly memes?
A) What's a meme.
B) I don't like to annoy people.
C) Only if it's funny.
2. How many Facebook friends do you have?
3. Do you enjoy adverts on the internet?
A) I hate them.
B) They are a necessary evil.
C) I can't stop cl...
Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lam...
Mar-A-Lago, Florida Eric Trump, Donald's son, has been studying the Internet in hopes of getting a jump on his father's 2020 Presidential campaign.
"I have found lots of communication sites that have been neglected and become downgraded propertie...
Snap election, Britain votes
New £1 coins, new £10 notes
Robert Mugabe finally goes
Mount Agung in Bali blows
RyanAir, staff trouble
Syria reduced to rubble
Fats Domino, Chuck Berry
Jeremy Corbyn, Glastonbury
Fake news, tweets, sacking
In preparation for the 2018 election, former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein moved his personal residence to Alabama and expressed keen interest in becoming the state's next Governor. The move surprised many, as Weinstein never showed much interest in...
Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has finally grasped the wants of today's generation and proposed a revamp of democracy as we know it.
"Yes, all these elections and parties and stuff are anachronistic. I want to take this country into a new era. We w...
Arm in arm, two women happily danced, celebrating their booty, while all around went about their lives, numbed and scarred,yet again, bereft of hope and belief. How gullible, these British...Yes, the Prime Minister the country doesn't want, Theresa M...
As reported earlier today by Zero Hedge, in tribute to April 1 and the joke's on you, a new automatic answering service to Russian embassy services offers the following options:
"You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important t...
NEW YORK TIMES
by Strom Thurmond
Russia carried out a comprehensive cyber campaign to upset the U.S. presidential election, an effort that was ordered by Russian President Vladimir Putin who "aspired to help" elect Donald Trump by discreditin...
Old Man Kennedy's Saturday boxers, red and tattered by the wind, were still waving in the wind at the top of the pole the pigs had put up. The terror level was still on high alert. Nothing had changed, except that it had gotten worse. When Scylla and Charidibis woke that morning and went the yard to chase their tails a bit before breakfast, they saw another slaughtered boar. It was mangled in...
It Didn't Take Long
Even before the cock crowed that morning and the whole farm was sleeping, Murdoch, Old George and Young George were busy changes Bernard's rules for a "Goldyn Age."
"Can't we just take them all down?" Old George asked as Murdoch carefully scribbled out some of the rules Bernard had put up before the election of Young George.
"Yeah," Young George asked, "can't we just sta...
In a shock election result, turkeys have voted in favour of Christmas for the first time since they gained the right to hold elections in 1845. In every year since then, turkeys have voted firmly against the Yuletide feast. However, this year a popul...
Humanologists from the Dumas Institute, Paris, have analysed US election results going back nearly two hundred years and have reached some staggering conclusions. Voters are now less intelligent than ever before, and are making worse choices for thei...
"They're sending tourists, they're sending banjos. And some, I assume, believe in climate change."
Last night the 2016 Presidential Election finally came to its stunning conclusion, with Donald Trump of New York being announced as the 45th Presid...
The plethora of media coverage Donald Trump has garnered in his feisty presidential campaign appears to have yielded some rather unexpected results; polls now show that Trump is not only neck-and-neck with Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton in the...
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