Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 31 December 2017

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Donald Trump doesn't understand whole concept of Pantomime

US President Donald Trump doesn't understand the whole concept of Pantomime, reveals former White House whipping boy Sean Spicer.

Apparently, the practice of seeing former television stars on small stages in provincial theatres has not really been picked up in America, with reality television shows such as The Apprentice, Keeping up with Kevin, and Anyway but Wayne's Way being seen as more lucrative career defining opportunities.

Men dressing as women, women in leading roles, actors dressing as horses, audience interaction, and parody versions of songs rhyming Widow Twanky with ruder words has yet to be taken up by a culture that gave us McDonalds, 159 types of basic coffee, and Nickelback.

Spicer was heard to ask 'Where's my career?' The answer, it's behind you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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