Washington - A new Pew Research report, issued yesterday, has concluded that most mainstream media outlets like CNN, New York Times, Bloomberg, and CNBC are totally biased against Presidents and other government officials who are mumbling, hateful jerks telling lies on a daily basis.
What's worse, these news organizations quote the actual things that are said by fibbing, revengeful billionaire cyber bullies in, what those individuals and Fox News believe, is an obvious effort to discredit them.
President Trump tweeted his displeasure at the report at 3 AM, a time at which most hating, disrespectful, nonsensical purveyors of false narratives prefer to access social media, from the White House. "I've been saying this all along, the fake news are out to get me. very unfair", he declared.
A spokesman from CNN commented, "we will try and be more balanced in our reporting of all self obsessed, fact fabricating loathsome idiots in the future".