Written by Tom Taylor

Monday, 4 June 2007

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"My son is called Brooklyn. It makes sense."

Soon to be LA Galaxy star, David Beckham, who made a decent comeback for England against Brazil, could amazingly be running on to the field for the USA at the next World Cup.

The Real Madrid man has been in fantastic form recently which has led to a recall to the England team but Beckham admits that he may not be part of the team come the next World Cup.

Beckham admitted; "Yeah, I might be a bit too old to play for England then, I'll still be beautiful but."

David Beckham, who is so skilled he can end a sentence with the word "but" sees a way out of his world cup woe though.

"See, I have so much money that I can now buy Leytonstone, where I was born, and sell it to America, making me American."

This would also mean that Alfred Hitchcock is American, what a twist.

- Tom Taylor

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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