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Funny story: David Beckham Has More Points In The Last Month Than Manchester United

David Beckham Has More Points In The Last Month Than Manchester United

Manchester United's disappointing season finally comes to a close this weekend, with the news that former player, David Beckham, has picked up more points in the last month than they have. Beckham, 44, picked up six points at Bromley Magistrates C...

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Funny story: Phone costs football star his car

Phone costs football star his car

LUNDUN, Merry Old England -- District Judge Katie Bar'Dor declared soccer has-been Dave Beck-Hamm a “menace to the road” and prohibited him from driving for six months after the athlete was spied talking on a mobile phone while driving his Bentley.

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Funny story: Manchester United Fan Is The 'Finished Article'

Manchester United Fan Is The 'Finished Article'

A man who has supported Manchester United 'all his life', has claimed he is the greatest Reds fan of all time. The man, who can't be named due to the possibility he might be attacked by other crazed MUFC fans who think that they, themselves, are t...

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Funny story: Gibraltar's football successes an inspiration to struggling Spain

Gibraltar's football successes an inspiration to struggling Spain

T.V. coverage of British football, increasingly popular in the U.S has had a surprise boost with a request from the Spanish National Football Manager to hire Gordon Strachan in the capacity of damage limitation consultant after the Spanish team were...

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Funny story: Sir Alec Fergusface to write new book

Sir Alec Fergusface to write new book

Not content with writing a tell all book revealing all the secrets from Old Trafford, Sir Alcy 'Guinness' Ferguson has agreed a deal to write YET ANOTHER BOOK. After trashing David Beckham, Roy Keane, Rafa Benitez, Steven Gerrard, Wane Rooney and...

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Funny story: Andros Townsend is the new Gareth Bale (says Daniel Levy)

Andros Townsend is the new Gareth Bale (says Daniel Levy)

Tottenham Hotspur today announced that England hero Andros Townsend has signed a new four year contract, trebling his wages from the minimum wage of £7.50 per hour. Manager Andre Villas-Boas and chairman Daniel Levy announced the deal today as th...

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Funny story: Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Stony faced Scot Alan McHansen has officially called time on his glorious decade and a half pundit career on BBC highlights show Match Of The Day. Hansen became known as a reliable defender for Liverpool and Scotland when both teams enjoyed their...

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Funny story: David Beckham Retires - Says He Will Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

David Beckham Retires - Says He Will Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

NEW YORK CITY - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has announced that soccer star David Beckham has retired. Beckham played his last game with Paris Saint Germains and was on the winning side as PSG defeated Brest 3-1. The 38-year-old said that he...

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Funny story: Beckham announces retirement from modelling all forms of underpants

Beckham announces retirement from modelling all forms of underpants

The modelling world was shocked today at the news that David Beckham had finally called it a day on his international underpants modelling career. While many in New York, London and Milan had expected this news for some time, the announcement of h...

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Funny story: Becks slaps Zlatan's bum in gay Paris; cheeky!

Becks slaps Zlatan's bum in gay Paris; cheeky!

After his first appearance in a Paris St Germain shirt David Beckham was so excited after the whistle blew and rushed over to Zlatan Ibrahimovic and slapped his bum! During the game, the veteran Man United & England star, provided a deft touch...

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Funny story: David Beckham comes out of retirement to play for PSG

David Beckham comes out of retirement to play for PSG

Pants model and tattooed lady lookalike David Beckham, 37, has sensationally come out of semi-retirement to play competitive football in the French Super Ligue after five years of playing in the Mickey Mouse Millionaire League in America. East Lon...

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Funny story: Chelsea to appoint New Interim Manager

Chelsea to appoint New Interim Manager

After three games and only one goal Rafael Benítez has been sacked by Chelsea FC. This after a humiliating 3=1 loss to cross town rivals West Ham United. Already there are rumors as to who will take Benítez' place with several names doing the roun...

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Funny story: Exclusive - David Beckham's New Career Plans

Exclusive - David Beckham's New Career Plans

Following David Beckham's announcement that he intends to quit the LA Galaxy at the end of the MLS season for a 'new challenge' speculation has been rife as to what the new challenge may be. It was previously thought that he would be heading out...

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Funny story: LA Galaxy to bid for London Olympic Stadium

LA Galaxy to bid for London Olympic Stadium

Major League Soccer side LA Galaxy have joined the bidding process to play at the Olympic Stadium in East London, England. They join bids from local football franchises West Ham United and Leyton Orient, plus one from Formula One chief Bernie Ecc...

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Funny story: Rumours Of Katherine Jenkins Affair With David Beckham Rubbished By Reg Bond

Rumours Of Katherine Jenkins Affair With David Beckham Rubbished By Reg Bond

As the internet was last night swamped with rumours regarding an alleged affair between Welsh Diva Katherine Jenkins and underpant pin-up boy, David Beckham, former minder to the stars, Reg Bond, from Burnley dismissed the rumours as 'rubbish.' Sp...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it. Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011. All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...

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Funny story: London 2012: Alfred Hitchock to direct Olympics Closing Ceremony

London 2012: Alfred Hitchock to direct Olympics Closing Ceremony

East London born Alfred Hitchock is to come out of retirement to direct the London 2012 Olympic closing ceremony, following in the footsteps of Danny Boyle who produced the hugely acclaimed opening ceremony. Hitchcock, from Leytonstone, has not di...

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