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Funny story: Liverpool To Have Anfield Torn Down

Liverpool To Have Anfield Torn Down

It may have been the site of some of the greatest moments in English club football history since 1892, with an astonishing nineteen league titles, but Liverpool's once-impregnable fortress of Anfield no longer strikes fear into the hearts of the oppo…

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Funny story: Liverpool Boss Jürgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room

Liverpool Boss Jürgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room

Fans of the Premier League champions, Liverpool, were in disarray this morning after seeing their team slide further down the table following an Anfield defeat by lowly Burnley, but they may not be in as much disarray as their German coach, Jürgen Kl…

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Funny story: Liverpool: The Wheels Are Well-And-Truly Off!

Liverpool: The Wheels Are Well-And-Truly Off!

After last year's success, when Liverpool Football Club won their first top flight title in three decades, few people would have bet against Jurgen Klopp's men repeating the feat this time around, but after a humiliating 1-0 defeat against Burnley at…

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Funny story: Liverpool v Manchester always a historical battle!

Liverpool v Manchester always a historical battle!

(NOT EDITED) Apart from the minor fact that there are two huge footy clubs in the wonderful county of Lancashire, the rivalry between Liverpool and Manchester goes much darker and deeper! Both teams wear red, but it is a fact that Liverpool's 'RED…

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Funny story: Northwest Derby Expected To Be A Classic!

Northwest Derby Expected To Be A Classic!

As traditional football rivalries go, they don't get much bigger than this - Merseyside versus Greater Manchester - a sizzling northwest encounter in store for fans who have been waiting for this particular contest with eager anticipation since the f…

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Funny story: Klexit: Jurgen Klopp On His Way Out Of Liverpool

Klexit: Jurgen Klopp On His Way Out Of Liverpool

They may have won the Premier League title for the first time in 30 years last season, and are currently sitting at the top of the table this time round, but Liverpool Football Club are in a poor run of form. The Reds have claimed just 2 points ou…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Says Premier League Wide Open This Year

Harry Maguire Says Premier League Wide Open This Year

Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire has said that, despite his team's 'ordinary' start to the campaign, the Premier League is wide open this season, and practically anybody could end up being champions - except for Sheffield United,…

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans Left Anfield Early 'To Avoid Traffic'

Liverpool Fans Left Anfield Early 'To Avoid Traffic'

It was a landmark moment at the weekend when fans were finally allowed back into football stadiums for he first time after nine long months of Coronavirus behind-closed-doors matches, but that didn't stop some fans reverting to their normal behaviour…

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

The Premer League season may only have kicked off three weeks ago, but after a disastrous weekend for Manchester United, when they were humbled 6-1 by Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford, fans are keen to offload 'liability' central defender and captai…

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Funny story: Ryanair Flight In Emergency Landing

Ryanair Flight In Emergency Landing

An Ryanair flight leaving John Lennon Airport in Liverpool had to make an emergency U-Turn after takeoff when an engine cover fell off the plane. Passenger Mike Rashedplain told us, "We'd been flying for about ten minutes. There's the usual rattl…

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Funny story: New Liverpool Gangs Tour

New Liverpool Gangs Tour

In order to try to kickstart the economy after the impact of Covid-19, Liverpool City Council have been brainstorming ideas which will start to earn money for the beleaguered city. One possibility which has already met with approval is a £75 tour…

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Funny story: The North is in trouble and that’s official.

The North is in trouble and that’s official.

Concerns over misinterpretation of the north of England lock-down measures have resulted in a Burnley man being refused entry into a Kent pub, because he’s a northerner. He was then sat on by a Polish fruit picker, until he was escorted back to the b…

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Funny story: Liverpool woman finds garden lawn vanished overnight

Liverpool woman finds garden lawn vanished overnight

A woman was left in disbelief after she woke up to find her garden lawn had disappeared. Mrs. Gladys Hairdye, from Fazakerly, said, "My lad went into the garden this morning, and he said: 'What's happened to the turf?'" An entire lawn's-worth o…

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Funny story: Liverpool Players Claim They Were 'Put Off' By Saxophonist

Liverpool Players Claim They Were 'Put Off' By Saxophonist

After the most bizarre Merseyside Derby in living memory at the weekend, players of both Liverpool and Everton say they were "nervous to start with", but became increasingly so when they couldn't concentrate because of the relaxing tunes being played...

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Funny story: Liverpool FC Remaining Premier League Fixtures May Be Played On FIFA19

Liverpool FC Remaining Premier League Fixtures May Be Played On FIFA19

The difficult decision about how the Premier League season should come to its conclusion was thrown into further disarray this afternoon, when it was claimed PL executives were giving serious consideration to a suggestion that the critical remaining...

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Funny story: Football Shutdown: Pools Panel To Sit

Football Shutdown: Pools Panel To Sit

The shutdown of the entire British football programme until early April - and possibly beyond - due to fears over the spread of the Coronavirus, has prompted renewed interest in one of the game's mysterious behind-the-scenes institutions - the Pools...

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Funny story: Ghost Of Former Liverpool Manager Bill Shankly Seen Hovering Around Premier League Offices

Ghost Of Former Liverpool Manager Bill Shankly Seen Hovering Around Premier League Offices

Bill Shankly, the former Liverpool manager who steered the Reds to massive success in the 1960s and 70s, has been seen hovering around the offices of the English Premier League, making a nuisance of himself. Or rather, his ghost has. Executives...

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