The latest Liverpool City Council meeting ended with police having to be called as raging observers pelted local councillors with bags of dog excrement. The council had been discussing the continuing problem of dog mess being left by careless owne…
MANCHESTER, England - (Sports Satire) - England's Tickety Boo News has just learned from an inside source that the six Glazer children, who own Man U, have asked the Manchester civic leaders to change the name of the Mersey River. The name of the…
It may have been the site of some of the greatest moments in English club football history since 1892, with an astonishing nineteen league titles, but Liverpool's once-impregnable fortress of Anfield no longer strikes fear into the hearts of the oppo…
Fans of the Premier League champions, Liverpool, were in disarray this morning after seeing their team slide further down the table following an Anfield defeat by lowly Burnley, but they may not be in as much disarray as their German coach, Jürgen Kl…
After last year's success, when Liverpool Football Club won their first top flight title in three decades, few people would have bet against Jurgen Klopp's men repeating the feat this time around, but after a humiliating 1-0 defeat against Burnley at…
(NOT EDITED) Apart from the minor fact that there are two huge footy clubs in the wonderful county of Lancashire, the rivalry between Liverpool and Manchester goes much darker and deeper! Both teams wear red, but it is a fact that Liverpool's 'RED…
As traditional football rivalries go, they don't get much bigger than this - Merseyside versus Greater Manchester - a sizzling northwest encounter in store for fans who have been waiting for this particular contest with eager anticipation since the f…
They may have won the Premier League title for the first time in 30 years last season, and are currently sitting at the top of the table this time round, but Liverpool Football Club are in a poor run of form. The Reds have claimed just 2 points ou…
Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire has said that, despite his team's 'ordinary' start to the campaign, the Premier League is wide open this season, and practically anybody could end up being champions - except for Sheffield United,…
It was a landmark moment at the weekend when fans were finally allowed back into football stadiums for he first time after nine long months of Coronavirus behind-closed-doors matches, but that didn't stop some fans reverting to their normal behaviour…
The Premer League season may only have kicked off three weeks ago, but after a disastrous weekend for Manchester United, when they were humbled 6-1 by Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford, fans are keen to offload 'liability' central defender and captai…
An Ryanair flight leaving John Lennon Airport in Liverpool had to make an emergency U-Turn after takeoff when an engine cover fell off the plane. Passenger Mike Rashedplain told us, "We'd been flying for about ten minutes. There's the usual rattl…
In order to try to kickstart the economy after the impact of Covid-19, Liverpool City Council have been brainstorming ideas which will start to earn money for the beleaguered city. One possibility which has already met with approval is a £75 tour…
Concerns over misinterpretation of the north of England lock-down measures have resulted in a Burnley man being refused entry into a Kent pub, because he’s a northerner. He was then sat on by a Polish fruit picker, until he was escorted back to the b…
A woman was left in disbelief after she woke up to find her garden lawn had disappeared. Mrs. Gladys Hairdye, from Fazakerly, said, "My lad went into the garden this morning, and he said: 'What's happened to the turf?'" An entire lawn's-worth o…
After the most bizarre Merseyside Derby in living memory at the weekend, players of both Liverpool and Everton say they were "nervous to start with", but became increasingly so when they couldn't concentrate because of the relaxing tunes being played...
The difficult decision about how the Premier League season should come to its conclusion was thrown into further disarray this afternoon, when it was claimed PL executives were giving serious consideration to a suggestion that the critical remaining...
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