MADRID, Spain - (Sports Satire) - The owners of the Real Madrid Football Club first stated back in January of 2021, that they were seriously contemplating moving the team from Madrid to Pamplona, Spain.
Los Socios (the owners) were not happy with the mayor of Madrid Jose Luis "Big Joe Louie" Martinez Almeida, who had said that "Los Blancos" were not playing up to par due to the fact that they were simply partying way too much after many of the games.
Needless to say the Real Madrid owners immediately called the mayor of Pamplona, Bobby Arroz Con Pollo, who said that he would take the team quicker than it takes for a flea to masturbate.
Mayor Martinez Almeida, immediately started a "Go Fund Me Page," and in 14 months it managed to raise $19.3 million, which was presented to the owners of the Real Madrid Football Club, along with 18 cases of Dos Equis Cerveza (beer).
SIDENOTE: So needless to say...Real Madrid will remail Real Madrid and not become Real Pamplona.
