The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff after a player's tee shot. "We'll be cracking down hard," stated Bunker Hozelslicer, the new Director of Fans Yelling Out Stupid Stuff. Apparently, the new rules go w…
PARIS, France - (Sports Satire) - One of the most beautiful female atletes in the history of female athletes, has just turned down a very, very lucrative offer to pose in her birthday suit for a leading men's adult magazine. Paige Spiranac was off…
OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - LPGA golfer Margie Muskatelli, has quickly become one of the world's most famous transgendered athletes. Musky, as sports reporters have pegged her, says that she is excited to have been chosen to be the new spoke…
American golf legend, Phil Mickelson, had officially pulled out of the 2022 Masters golf tournament, but announced this week that he will play, only under a different name...and with a fake mustache and large brimmed hat. Mickelson has been shunne…
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The Ryder Cup has been in existence for 95 years, and the powers-that-be, have finally decided to get with the program and correct the misspelling of the thropy's name. Yes, the PGA officials state that it was…
AUSTIN, Texas – (Sports Satire) – The Turnstile Review has broken the story on the very first transgender golfer to play in the LPGA. Buckaroo Kazoo with TS spoke with the gorgeously sexy Margie Musketelli, 27, who easily won the Austin 16 Ladies…
ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the LPGA powers-that-be have finally gotten with the program and they are going to implement a clothing policy that media experts say will increase TV viewership by at least 700%.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has informed the White House Press Corps that President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden have invited the stunningly sexy pro lady golfer Paige Spiranac to the White House…
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The world of women's golf is extremely excited as one of it’s former members has returned and caught the attention of the viewing public. Paige Spiranac, the 28-year-old Colorado sexpot, is back and she is play…
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, it is now official that the PGA Masters Tournament will no longer take place in the Peach State. Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News has broken, the late-breaking story about the go…
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Eldrick Tont Woods has been a pro golfer for 24 years. And in that time he has been at the very top of his game. But as they say, in baseball, fella, it’s time to hang up the cleats and put the crotch cup in th…
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) - The American Golfing Federation has just named the winner of its annual “PGA's Sexiest Wife" award. This year’s winner is Dustin Johnson’s wife, Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey great, Wayne Gretzky. The…
AUGUSTA, Georgia - After receiving lots and lots of complaints from fair-minded citizens, the Black Lives Matter group, and Oprah Winfrey, the PGA Masters Tournament Association will be changing its name. A spokeswoman stated that they will be dro…
AUGUSTA, Georgia – The Augusta National Golf Club has just announced that this year's PGA Masters Tournament has been cancelled, and there are a lot of very rich people who are disappointed, upset, and fit to be tied. Assistant Executive Vice Chai...
Erin Hills, Wisconsin. Chip Fairway, reporting live from the 117th U.S. Open Golf Tournament. After having my PGA Media credentials reinstated, I am happy to be reporting from a live event for the first time in quiet some time. Through some con...
DULUTH, GA ---- Bob Twat bogeyed two of the last three holes during his play at Friday's PGA Tour Champions' Mitsubishi Electric Classic. "It's disappointing that I actually hit two nice shots on 7 and 9," he said. "Otherwise, I'd be even further...
West Palm Beach, FL - A recent study conducted at golf tournaments on the PGA Tour and LPGA events has uncovered the disheartening fact that yelling at your golf ball during flight has absolutely no effect on how it behaves. "I just can't believe...
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