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Funny story: The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the LPGA powers-that-be have finally gotten with the program and they are going to implement a clothing policy that media experts say will increase TV viewership by at least 700%.

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Funny story: LPGA’s Sensational Sexy Sexpot Paige Spiranac Gets Invited To The White House After Winning The Indianapolis Invitational

LPGA’s Sensational Sexy Sexpot Paige Spiranac Gets Invited To The White House After Winning The Indianapolis Invitational

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has informed the White House Press Corps that President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden have invited the stunningly sexy pro lady golfer Paige Spiranac to the White House…

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Funny story: Golfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal

Golfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The world of women's golf is extremely excited as one of it’s former members has returned and caught the attention of the viewing public. Paige Spiranac, the 28-year-old Colorado sexpot, is back and she is play…

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Funny story: It’s Official – The U.S. PGA Masters Tournament Will Be Leaving Georgia

It’s Official – The U.S. PGA Masters Tournament Will Be Leaving Georgia

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, it is now official that the PGA Masters Tournament will no longer take place in the Peach State. Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News has broken, the late-breaking story about the go…

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Funny story: Tiger Woods' Career Is In The Sand Trap

Tiger Woods' Career Is In The Sand Trap

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Eldrick Tont Woods has been a pro golfer for 24 years. And in that time he has been at the very top of his game. But as they say, in baseball, fella, it’s time to hang up the cleats and put the crotch cup in th…

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Funny story: PGA Golfer Dustin Johnson’s Wife Has Just Been Named “The PGA's Sexiest Wife”

PGA Golfer Dustin Johnson’s Wife Has Just Been Named “The PGA's Sexiest Wife”

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) - The American Golfing Federation has just named the winner of its annual “PGA's Sexiest Wife" award. This year’s winner is Dustin Johnson’s wife, Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey great, Wayne Gretzky. The…

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Funny story: The PGA Masters Golf Tournament Will Be Removing the Name "Masters"

The PGA Masters Golf Tournament Will Be Removing the Name "Masters"

AUGUSTA, Georgia - After receiving lots and lots of complaints from fair-minded citizens, the Black Lives Matter group, and Oprah Winfrey, the PGA Masters Tournament Association will be changing its name. A spokeswoman stated that they will be dro…

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Funny story: The PGA Master’s Golf Tournament Has Been Cancelled and Rich People Are Furious

The PGA Master’s Golf Tournament Has Been Cancelled and Rich People Are Furious

AUGUSTA, Georgia – The Augusta National Golf Club has just announced that this year's PGA Masters Tournament has been cancelled, and there are a lot of very rich people who are disappointed, upset, and fit to be tied. Assistant Executive Vice Chai...

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Funny story: Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver

Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver

Erin Hills, Wisconsin. Chip Fairway, reporting live from the 117th U.S. Open Golf Tournament. After having my PGA Media credentials reinstated, I am happy to be reporting from a live event for the first time in quiet some time. Through some con...

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Funny story: For pro golfer Bob Twat, being cute and inspirational may have to be enough

For pro golfer Bob Twat, being cute and inspirational may have to be enough

DULUTH, GA ---- Bob Twat bogeyed two of the last three holes during his play at Friday's PGA Tour Champions' Mitsubishi Electric Classic. "It's disappointing that I actually hit two nice shots on 7 and 9," he said. "Otherwise, I'd be even further...

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Funny story: New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

West Palm Beach, FL - A recent study conducted at golf tournaments on the PGA Tour and LPGA events has uncovered the disheartening fact that yelling at your golf ball during flight has absolutely no effect on how it behaves. "I just can't believe...

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Funny story: PGA Won't Let Tiger Use His Dick As Putter

PGA Won't Let Tiger Use His Dick As Putter

Dublin, Ohio - The day after shooting the worst round in his illustrious golfing career, an 85, at Jack Nicklaus's Memorial Tourny, Tiger Woods' caddie told our man on the scene, Chip Fairway, that his boss's mental frustrations on the course all ste...

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Funny story: Pro Golfer Erik Compton Gets A Quick Liver Switch

Pro Golfer Erik Compton Gets A Quick Liver Switch

Dallas, TX - Our man, Chip Fairway, is out on the long lonely pro golf trail, where it's Texas Swing time on the PGA Tour. Along the way, he has uncovered the tale of a man who has seen some adversity on his way to becoming a pro golf journey man. Er...

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Funny story: Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Charlotte, NC - It seems to any keen golf fan that World #1 golfer, Rory McIlroy, plays best after he has parted ways in a relationship. Last year, after kicking his fiancee, Woz, to the curb, he immediately won two big tournaments. Now, according to...

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Funny story: Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Scottsdale, Arizona - Chip Fairway, here at the world famous PGA Training Facility of Scottsdale, where pro players can undergo any number of tests they think will help lower their score out on the course. A well-trained team of doctors, swing coache...

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Funny story: Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Hilton Head, South Carolina - Our man on the golf scene, Chip Fairway, had been at the RBC Heritage Golf Tournament for four very long days - his work was done. There was nothing left to do but smudge some dirt over the scratch on his rental car and...

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Funny story: Rory Takes Another Swing at Wozniacki!

Rory Takes Another Swing at Wozniacki!

Dublin, Ireland - Most journalists covering the sporting world thought it would never happen, but it has - Irish Golfer Rory Mcilroy has taken the star tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki, back into his well-pumped biceps. We had our Ace-In-The-Hol...

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