NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – One of the happiest and most talented couples in the world of music has just been named The Sexiest Couple in Music. Music Moments Magazine says Blake Shelton who is 51, and Gwen Stefani who is 44, have been dating for…
Once upon a time being an inpatient, outpatient or visitor to hospital had its upside. I'm talking of course about those nurses in their candy-striped little uniforms with their starched white aprons and their tiny lace hats perched on top of their p...
British Inventor, Getin Divan has invented a luxury bed in time for the after Christmas bed buying frenzy, which knows when making love has ocurred and puffs out electronically generated cigarette aromas to complete the experience. A spokesperson...
Zac Efron ripping his shirt off at public events, like the MTV Awards, is not so rare an event according to ZMT. The sexy star was seen the day after the MTV Awards at the Leatherpride Festival in Akron OH. The shirtless hunk was strutting his s...
After splitting up a month ago, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd have gotten back together after 28 years of marriage. As we reported in the Mississippi Meadowlark, Kenneth heard Carole sing "You Lost They Loving Feeling" on Karaoke and he said she loo...
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has never been one to hold back on his thoughts or on his words and he hasn't changed one bit. Sheen was in his dressing room on the set of his sitcom Anger Management talking with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacam...
"Everything seems to happen to me", stated some guy at the airport who was sitting chained to his seat and with a pair of handcuffs on. I had sat sown to wait the wife come into the airport from VChicago and I hadn't notice the guy except that there was another sitting across from him. He looked like a security guard or an air marshall. So I waved and politely told the man across from my tal...
Manchester - UK: His eyes trained on the Salford High 6th Form Football pitch during after-school practice, Manchester United Youth Scout Arthur Grimshaw announced Monday that he sees "great promise" in Center Forward Kevin Ginn's girlfriend Chloe Jo...
While they are working away from each other Stars Justin Bieber and Selena send each other some very sexy pics, showing only a few lame ones to the press just to keep things interesting. "You should see the ones they don't put out there", we were...
After reading a story about a woman in Ohio changing her name to Sexy, Maude Fuller of Kingsport, Tennessee has legally changed her name to Sextra Babe. An attorney she hired says that there is nothing wrong in changing your name. "Most women do i...
The Andersons come over to visit the new couple on the block, just back from their Honeymoon. "We're glad you're over here within visiting distance after the four of us being friends now for three years", stated Mr. Anderson. "We're glad to be on this block", stated Henry. "But we had a whale of a honeymoon." "Why, Donna's blushing. Look at that." "Oh there's a lot more to tell and he...
CRYSTAL CITY, Texas - Tiger Woods was in Crystal City, Texas, which is known as The Spinach Capital of The World. The champion golfer had gone there to see about purchasing an 18-wheeler load of spinach, which he says is his favorite side dish.
HOLLYWOOD - The question of the new year is what in the wide wide world of sports is the stunningly attractive Charlize Theron, 38, doing with an old goat like Sean Penn who is 53? The couple has reportedly been having sleepovers at her home in th...
LOS ANGELES - Jennifer Lopez who is 44-years-old showed everyone in the audience at the 41st Annual American Music Awards that with her age is nothing but a number. J.Lo performed in an erotically sexy metallic bodysuit as she paid tribute to the...
Miley Cyrus has been taking a lot of gruff from the media lately for being naked in her latest video and twerking her butt all over the place. Apparently parents and fans feel Miley is a role model and should be more conservative in her appearances.
Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
"Nobody is anybody if her body is female and she hasn't been kissed by me."--Sarah Michelle Gellar "I married her because of her acting talent; she convinced me she was hot."--Freddie Prinze, Jr. "Who? Oh, wait! I know 'her-the little Jewish girl with no breasts, right?"--Howard Stern Sarah Michelle Gellar (also known as "Barely There Gellar") was a major Daytime Enema Award-winning ac...
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