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Funny story: Lakers Trade Magic Johnson to Cleveland

Lakers Trade Magic Johnson to Cleveland

Almost lost in the flurry of last-minute trades before the NBA deadline, was a strange arrangement between two struggling teams who once were at the top of their respective divisions. In a surreptitious exchange, the Los Angeles Lakers sent their...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!

Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!

Kobe Bryant wrote a heartfelt poem about retiring from NBA Basketball and all he's faced, just about, is flagrant abuse from some members of the writing community. Sure, some die-hard Kobe and Lakers fans think Shakespeare or Chaucer actually wrote t...

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Shaquille O'Neal has been hinting that he would like to purchase the Los Angeles Lakers. O'Neal who played for the Lakers from 1996 to 2004 recently told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Fans Are Devastated As Their Team Fails To Make The NBA Playoffs

Los Angeles Lakers Fans Are Devastated As Their Team Fails To Make The NBA Playoffs

LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno, sports writer for Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has said that there are a lot of upset Lakers fans in LaLaLand. Reno said that the fans of the purple and gold team are pretty much red at the moment as their beloved team...

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Challenges Kobe Bryant To A Pay Per View Boxing Match

Shaquille O'Neal Challenges Kobe Bryant To A Pay Per View Boxing Match

LOS ANGELES - Shaquille O'Neal sat down at a Los Angeles Burger Bandit and told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has always hated little punks who spout off at the mouth. The Big Fella was of course referring to former Los An...

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Funny story: Pau Gasol Hints He May Be Leaving The Los Angeles Lakers

Pau Gasol Hints He May Be Leaving The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Pau Gasol has mentioned that he will most likely test the free agency waters and leave LaLaLand for good at the end of the current season. The Los Angeles Laker who wears #16 has made it known that he hates the way the Lakers ownersh...

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal: Hey Kobe Bryant, I Can Still Play and Guess Who Can't?

Shaquille O'Neal: Hey Kobe Bryant, I Can Still Play and Guess Who Can't?

LOS ANGELES - It certainly looks like Shaquille O'Neal has just bested Kobe Bryant in their ongoing feud. Bryant started it by saying that Shaq was one of the laziest players that he had ever played with. O'Neal fired back commenting that Kobe...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson, Executive With The New York Knicks May Hire Lamar Odom

Phil Jackson, Executive With The New York Knicks May Hire Lamar Odom

NEW YORK - Many sports fans, and especially those out on the Left Coast truly felt that the Los Angeles Lakers were going to fire Head Coach Mike D'Antoni and hire former Coach Phil Jackson. But as Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily st...

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Funny story: Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

LOS ANGELES - Former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he does not appreciate seeing two of his former players dissing each other in the news media. Phil Jackson, who is engaged to Lakers owner Jeanie B...

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Funny story: An Angry Shaquille O'Neal Responds To Kobe Bryant's 'Lazy' Comment

An Angry Shaquille O'Neal Responds To Kobe Bryant's 'Lazy' Comment

THE GRAND CANYON, Arizona - Shaquille O'Neal and several friends took some time off from their busy schedules to go rafting on the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon. Afterwards he was asked by Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine if he...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant: I Hated Playing With Shaquille O'Neal, He Was One Lazy Bro

Kobe Bryant: I Hated Playing With Shaquille O'Neal, He Was One Lazy Bro

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's body may be hurting but there is certainly nothing wrong with his mouth as former teammate Shaquille O'Neal has found out. Bryant met with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Giggling Guacamole Restaurant...

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Funny story: The Last Place Milwaukee Bucks Beat The Los Angeles Lakers 108-105

The Last Place Milwaukee Bucks Beat The Los Angeles Lakers 108-105

MILWAUKEE - Buckaroo Kazoo, sportswriter with The Turnstile Review stated that one would have thought that the Bucks had clinched a playoff berth as they went wild after beating the Left Coast Lakers. Coach Larry Drew's Bucks team has now improved...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That Justin Bieber's Career Is Pretty Much Over

Kobe Bryant Says That Justin Bieber's Career Is Pretty Much Over

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant was talking about basketball with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He was asked about the Lakers and if they will ever return to the greatest of years past. Kobe, who isn't shy replied, "Yeah, once I get mysel...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That President Obama Could Play For The Lakers

Kobe Bryant Says That President Obama Could Play For The Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant spoke with Rufus Reno a reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Reno asked him how he was feeling. Kobe shook his head and replied that he kind of feels like Wynonna Judd, John Goodman, and David Crosby all jumped o...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Laying Off Half of Their Cheerleaders

The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Laying Off Half of Their Cheerleaders

LOS ANGELES - The owners of the Los Angeles Lakers are really catching it from the Lakers fans who are fed up with the team losing, losing, and losing. The boys in purple and gold presently have a very dismal 22-44 record (worst in the entire NBA)...

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Funny story: The L.A. Lakers Offer To Trade Pau Gasol, The Entire Laker Girls Cheerleaders, and $20 Million To The Oklahoma City Thunder For Kevin Durant

The L.A. Lakers Offer To Trade Pau Gasol, The Entire Laker Girls Cheerleaders, and $20 Million To The Oklahoma City Thunder For Kevin Durant

LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in LaLaLand home of the once proud Los Angeles Lakers as the boys in purple and gold have fallen to 22-44 for the worst record in the entire NBA Western Conference. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily wrote...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers Nation has been hit pretty hard on back-to-back days. First Kobe Bryant announces that he is done for the NBA season and now Steve Nash has said that he is following in his teammate Kobe's footsteps and he will not play f...

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