Yes! Thousands of delusional Catholic protesters have marched to the Dodger stadium's front gates in a show of force against theatrical actors dressed as nuns. "Can you spare your wonderful balls dear Sir? I need them desperately to play some base…
In a move that may backfire like the Bud-Light commercial, the Woke Dodgers re-invited the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to their Gay Pride celebration on June 16. After initially sending them down to the minors for rehab, the Dodgers responded…
Golfing's latest and hottest sensation, Holly Sonders, has found love on the green with none other than Major League Baseball's greatest designated hero, the recently divorced Jose Albert Pujols of the Los Angeles Dodgers. After winning the Rancho…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Needless to say there is no love-lost between Los Angeles Dodgers fans and Houston Astros Fans. The sports animosity goes back to 2017, when the Astros beat the Dodgers to capture the World Series Championship. A…
LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Baseball oddsmakers have spoken and they say that the odds-on-favorites to meet in October’s World Series Classic are the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Kansas City Royals. Noted Sin City oddsmaker Ted Tangerine, 71, sta…
ARLINGTON, Texas – (Sports Satire) – After winning game 6 to capture the World Series Championship, player who had been removed from the game, after testing positive for COVID-19, suddenly darted out of his isolation cage, and onto the playing field.
ARLINGTON, Texas – (Sports Satire) – The city of Los Angeles is brimming with pride, as, once again, and within a month, an L.A. team has captured the world championship. The Dodgers defeated The Tampa Bay Devil Rays 3-1 in game six, to take the W…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has informed the baseball public that the Dodgers are the number one team in all of baseball. The West Coast hardballers currently have an amazing win-loss record of 32-13. The Dodgers have some of the…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - As anyone who knows anything about baseball knows, the rivalry between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Houston Astros has recently escalated to stratospheric heights. It began years ago with the Wife-Stealing Scandal, b…
LAS VEGAS – The brain trust in Las Vegas has just stated that the odds-on-favorites to make it to this year’s World Series are the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Yankees chances greatly increased when they picked up super pitche…
HOUSTON – A District 43 circuit judge has just thrown out the $12.7 million lawsuit that had been filed against the Houston Astros organization by a group calling itself The Left Coast Anti-Astros Coalition. LCAAC spokeswoman, Willadeena Pinnsanel...
NEW YORK CITY - Major League Baseball's Board of Rules has stated that it plans to issue a ban on the age old baseball play of sliding headfirst into 1st base. The MLBBR stated that ever since the first batter slid into first base that particular...
Unlike the Los Angeles Dodgers, another former last place team with a payroll to choke a horse, the Red Sox wore T-shirts that said, "We Own the East" and celebrated their first-place finish with a typical spray of shaken champagne. Blowing the co...
When the Los Angeles Dodgers bought the Brooklyn Bridge from the Boston Red Sox, some in Boston whooped with glee. In Showtime land where Cinderella stories and bad movies meet frequently, Carl Crawford may be the worst of both. The man signed...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan just celebrated her 26th birthday on July 2, and now on July 3, she wants to help the recently dumped Tom Cruise celebrate his 51st birthday. Lohan realizes that Cruise is still reeling from the divorce bombshell that K...
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen, the man who threw away the number one comedy show in America (Two and A Half Men) and who recently lost both of his goddesses along with lots of common sense brain cells [double negative alert!] cannot stand not to be in...
LOS ANGELES - The popular refrain of "Play ball!" may no longer be heard around DodgerLand. Team owner Frank "Excedrin Headache" McCourt has had to file Chapter 11 Bankruptcy and has stated that he will not be able to pay the players come pay day...
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