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Funny story: Sports Oddsmakers Say It’ll Be The Los Angeles Dodgers and The Kansas City Royals in This Year’s World Series Classic

Sports Oddsmakers Say It’ll Be The Los Angeles Dodgers and The Kansas City Royals in This Year’s World Series Classic

LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Baseball oddsmakers have spoken and they say that the odds-on-favorites to meet in October’s World Series Classic are the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Kansas City Royals. Noted Sin City oddsmaker Ted Tangerine, 71, sta…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Bans Sunflower Seeds In The Dugouts and On The Playing Fields

Major League Baseball Bans Sunflower Seeds In The Dugouts and On The Playing Fields

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) – After years and years of many players asking that Major League Baseball stop the archaic practice of allowing players, coaches, umpires, and bat boys to partake in sunflower seed spitting, things will be changing.

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Funny story: Jose Altuve of The Houston Astros Says He’s Ready To Play ‘Beisbol’

Jose Altuve of The Houston Astros Says He’s Ready To Play ‘Beisbol’

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Houston Astros superstar Jose Altuve says he is really missing his former teammate George Springer, but adds that he is ready to start the 2021 ‘beisbol’ season. The Venezuelan native, and man who will one day be the pr…

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Funny story: The Company That Makes Sports Fans Cardboard Cut-Outs Is Making a Killing

The Company That Makes Sports Fans Cardboard Cut-Outs Is Making a Killing

EL SEGUNDO, California – (Sports Satire) – The company that manufactures sports fan cardboard cut-outs reports that it is making money hand-over-fist. CEO Barnabas Ballyhoo, with Cut-Outs Inc., told the Balls News Agency that just since the Corona…

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Funny story: The Cleveland Indians Racist Name is Going To That Happy Hunting Ground in The Sky

The Cleveland Indians Racist Name is Going To That Happy Hunting Ground in The Sky

CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – The Cleveland Indians organization is finally bowing to the demand from Major League Baseball, that they do away with their racist nickname. The BuzzFuzz News Agency is reporting that the ball club has used the name I…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros and The Boston Red Sox Are Thinking About Trading Center Fielders – George Springer for Jackie Bradley Jr.

The Houston Astros and The Boston Red Sox Are Thinking About Trading Center Fielders – George Springer for Jackie Bradley Jr.

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – It’s no secret that the honeymoon between the Houston Astros and George Springer is over. In fact, the Astros are asking for some of the wedding gifts to be returned. The Astros priority is to get something or someone f…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Reports That Incidents of Fans Getting Hit By Foul Balls Was Reduced by 900% This Past Season

Major League Baseball Reports That Incidents of Fans Getting Hit By Foul Balls Was Reduced by 900% This Past Season

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred has just reported that the incidence of fans getting hit by foul balls has been greatly reduced. Manfred told ESPN-4, that injuries to fans from foul balls went down 900%, which,…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Dodgers, Just Like The Los Angeles Lakers Are World Champions

The Los Angeles Dodgers, Just Like The Los Angeles Lakers Are World Champions

ARLINGTON, Texas – (Sports Satire) – The city of Los Angeles is brimming with pride, as, once again, and within a month, an L.A. team has captured the world championship. The Dodgers defeated The Tampa Bay Devil Rays 3-1 in game six, to take the W…

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Funny story: Houston Astros Super Star George Springer Says He Doesn’t Want To Be An Astro Anymore

Houston Astros Super Star George Springer Says He Doesn’t Want To Be An Astro Anymore

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – According to Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, Astros outfielder George Springer no longer wants to play for the Astros. Springer, who is now a free agent, spoke with SBIM’s Dottie Bazooka, and told her that there are…

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Funny story: Jose Altuve Denies The Houston Astros Hired a Louisiana Voodoo Woman to Put a Hex on The Tampa Bay Devil Rays

Jose Altuve Denies The Houston Astros Hired a Louisiana Voodoo Woman to Put a Hex on The Tampa Bay Devil Rays

SAN DIEGO – (Sports Satire) – Houston Astros second baseman Jose Altuve is denying reports that appeared on Fox Sports, saying that the Astros owner hired a Louisiana voodoo woman to put a hex on the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Altuve, the feisty all-st…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros Are Rockin’ and Rollin’ Toward The Postseason Playoffs

The Houston Astros Are Rockin’ and Rollin’ Toward The Postseason Playoffs

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Sporting Chance Magazine reports that the Houston Astros have made a big turnaround, and they have, little by little, overcome the 2017 sign-stealing scandal. The Astros are now rockin’ and rollin’ toward the MLB po…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball To Ban Bunting

Major League Baseball To Ban Bunting

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred plans to issue a ban on bunting. The age-old baseball tradition of making a stab at the ball will soon be going the way of the spitball, corked bats, and jalap…

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos is Hinting That He May Buy The New York Yankees

Jeff Bezos is Hinting That He May Buy The New York Yankees

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The baseball world has been rocked at the revelation that the world’s richest man, Jeff Bezos, is contemplating purchasing the New York Yankees. The King of Amazon told Sporting Chance magazine that, ever since he…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Kicking Butt

The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Kicking Butt

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has informed the baseball public that the Dodgers are the number one team in all of baseball. The West Coast hardballers currently have an amazing win-loss record of 32-13. The Dodgers have some of the…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Votes to Ban Organ Music

Major League Baseball Votes to Ban Organ Music

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Major League Baseball announces that the age-old tradition of having organists play their little sing-song ditties at games will be discontinued with the start of the 2020 season. The decision was handed down by M…

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Funny story: Jose Altuve Says The Houston Astros Have Learned Their Lesson

Jose Altuve Says The Houston Astros Have Learned Their Lesson

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - Houston Astros super star Jose Altuve spoke with a reporter for CBS Sports, and told him that the Astros have learned their lesson, and they will never, ever again cheat during a baseball game. He noted that it has been…

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Funny story: Trump in Yet Another Hot Mic Incident Says That There are Way Too Many Blacks in Sports

Trump in Yet Another Hot Mic Incident Says That There are Way Too Many Blacks in Sports

DOVER, Delaware – (Sports Satire) - President Trump was in Joe Biden territory speaking to a group of supporters that one Dover deputy estimated to be about 36 individuals. The President said he wanted to clear up the matter, where, earlier in the…

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