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Funny story: Wisconsin Announces That They Have a Serious Cheese Shortage

Wisconsin Announces That They Have a Serious Cheese Shortage

MILWAUKEE - (Satire News) - The Federal Cheese Federation (FCF) has made it known that there is a very serious cheese shortage in the cheese state of Wisconsin. FCF Vice-Assistant Director of Marketing Natalie Zircumflicker, 41, stated that the pr…

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Funny story: The St. Louis Cardinals and The New York Mets Brawl After a Mets Batter is Hit in The Head With Sunflower Seeds

The St. Louis Cardinals and The New York Mets Brawl After a Mets Batter is Hit in The Head With Sunflower Seeds

ST. LOUIS - (Sports Satire) - The New York Mets organization has filed a written complaint stating three different Cardinal pitchers are purposely throwing sunflower seed-laden balls at opposing batters. Sports Territory Magazine writer Tango Bris…

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Funny story: The Oakland A's Draw Only 913 Fans For Their Home Opener

The Oakland A's Draw Only 913 Fans For Their Home Opener

OAKLAND, California - (Sports Satire) - The Major League Baseball team with the very ususual name, the A's, is struggling to attract fans to their games. The businessman who owns the Athletics, John J. Fisher has been trying to get the city of Oak…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Announces New INCLUSIVE Franchise Names

Major League Baseball Announces New INCLUSIVE Franchise Names

Baseball Commissioner Rob – The Clown – Manfred has announced the results of a year long attempt to make baseball more inclusive (boring). To mimic other woke organizations and companies, baseball has decided to strip teams of their historic identiti…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City

Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob “The Robster” Manfred has just informed the world-wide sports media of an astounding decision; never before done in the annals of sports. Manfred has stated that he has decid…

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Funny story: The Baltimore Orioles May Be Moving Out of Baltimore

The Baltimore Orioles May Be Moving Out of Baltimore

BALTIMORE – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just learned from an inside source, that after 101 years, the Orioles may be leaving Baltimore. SBID reporter Dottie Bazooka spoke with the O’s concession manager Guido Lasagna, who…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Announces That It Is Discontinuing the Use of Popcorn-Flavored Baseball Bats

Major League Baseball Announces That It Is Discontinuing the Use of Popcorn-Flavored Baseball Bats

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) –The commissioner of Major League Baseball Rob Manfred spoke with Margarita Mixx with the Wild Whispers News Agency and he made her aware of the latest development in the Land of The Popcorn-Flavored Baseball Bats.

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Funny story: The Pittsburgh Pirates Have Just Signed MLB’s First Female Ballplayer

The Pittsburgh Pirates Have Just Signed MLB’s First Female Ballplayer

PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – The Balls News Agency has just confirmed that the Pittsburgh Pirates have just made history by signing the very first female to play in the Major Leagues. Catalina Vascovino, has just been signed to a three-year, $12…

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Funny story: The Cleveland Guardians (Indians) May Move To Green Bay

The Cleveland Guardians (Indians) May Move To Green Bay

CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the city on Lake Erie, is that many of the Cleveland baseball fans are still furious at the team’s new name. Research surveys have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the name Guardians, sounds…

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Funny story: The Chicago White Sox Are Kicking Butt in Major League Baseball's AL Central Division

The Chicago White Sox Are Kicking Butt in Major League Baseball's AL Central Division

CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The Chicago Wind reports that the hometown Chicago White Sox are dominating their division like no one ever has. The ChiSox, as Windy Cityers call their team are head and shoulders above the second place team the Clevel…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros Have Just Hired The Sexiest, Most Beautiful Director of Security in All of Sports

The Houston Astros Have Just Hired The Sexiest, Most Beautiful Director of Security in All of Sports

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – After gunfire erupted at a Washington Nationals – San Diego Padres game, many Major League Baseball teams are stepping up their security measures. The Houston Astros have just hired former Navy Seal Tiffany Vagaselli to…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Says They Will Not Tolerate Gunfire At Games

Major League Baseball Says They Will Not Tolerate Gunfire At Games

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – After gunfire broke out at a Washington Nationals – San Diego Padres game causing a mini-stampede, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, says that the culprit has been caught. The shooter, whose name was not released, all…

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Funny story: The San Francisco Giants Fire Their Bat-Boy

The San Francisco Giants Fire Their Bat-Boy

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball has announced that they will be conducting an intensive investigation regarding the firing of the bat boy for the San Francisco Giants. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx broke the story of littl…

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Funny story: President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball champions, The Los Angeles Dodgers were invited to visit the White House by President Joe Biden, and unlike other teams when Trump was president, every player attended. Dodgers ace pitcher…

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Funny story: Cancun, Mexico is Trying To Lure The Pirates Away From Pittsburgh

Cancun, Mexico is Trying To Lure The Pirates Away From Pittsburgh

PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – A contingent of politicians, businessmen, and two matadors traveled from Cancun, Mexico to Pittsburgh to meet with Pirates owner Robert Nutting. The group of influential men had heard from watching ESPN-7, that he ma…

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Funny story: The Miami Marlins Will Start Wearing Short Pants Because of The Extreme Florida Heat

The Miami Marlins Will Start Wearing Short Pants Because of The Extreme Florida Heat

MIAMI – (Sports Satire) – The manager of the Miami Marlins, Don Mattingly, told reporters that his players are having a hell of time playing in the dreaded Hurricane State heat. He noted that one of his starting infielders got sick after drinking…

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Funny story: The Boston Red Sox Organization Has Just Issued An Extremely Well-Received Statement

The Boston Red Sox Organization Has Just Issued An Extremely Well-Received Statement

BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – Boston Red Sox management, has stated that effective immediately, firearms will be strictly prohibited from the team’s locker room, the dugout, and the bullpen. Red Sox chief of security Miles P. McMiles stated that he f…

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