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Funny story: A Bar in Georgia Changes Its Name to the C-19 Good Old Boy Lounge

A Bar in Georgia Changes Its Name to the C-19 Good Old Boy Lounge

SAVANNAH, Georgia – The owner of one of the biggest bars in the city of Savannah has just changed its name. Charlotte Silverwater, who is owner of The Dixie Belle Bar & Grill, informed the news media that she has decided to open her saloon doo...

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Funny story: The State of Georgia Has Become The Nation’s Coronavirus Guinea Pig

The State of Georgia Has Become The Nation’s Coronavirus Guinea Pig

ATLANTA – The governor of Georgia has decided to toss the dice and put the health of every man, woman, and child in the “Peach State” in jeopardy. Governor Brian Meinkemp, a staunch Republican, has said that the economy of Georgia is suffering, an...

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Funny story: Alabama To Shut Down the Alabama-Georgia Border Due to the C-19 Pandemic

Alabama To Shut Down the Alabama-Georgia Border Due to the C-19 Pandemic

MONTGOMERY – The Alabama state senate, in an emergency session, has voted 97-3 to close the border between Alabama and Georgia. State Senator Ezra Follymuddle, told the media that it is obvious that the “Peach State” does not care about their peop...

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Advises Its Members To Use Thicker Hoods and Robes To Ward Off The C-19

The Ku Klux Klan Advises Its Members To Use Thicker Hoods and Robes To Ward Off The C-19

VALDOSTA, Georgia – The Georgia Chapter of the KKK has sent out a newsletter with some vital info for their members. The newsletter addresses the concern of the older members, who are becoming a bit nervous regarding the Coronavirus. One membe...

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Funny story: The PGA Master’s Golf Tournament Has Been Cancelled and Rich People Are Furious

The PGA Master’s Golf Tournament Has Been Cancelled and Rich People Are Furious

AUGUSTA, Georgia – The Augusta National Golf Club has just announced that this year's PGA Masters Tournament has been cancelled, and there are a lot of very rich people who are disappointed, upset, and fit to be tied. Assistant Executive Vice Chai...

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Funny story: Georgia introduces anti-wanking law

Georgia introduces anti-wanking law

Conservative politicians in Georgia in the United States are pushing their religious agenda into law, like a priest stuffing a turkey with literally the word of God. The latest regulations from Atlanta say that men must declare every time they produc...

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Funny story: Georgia Will Close All Northbound Interstates After Passing Stringent Anti-Abortion Bill

Georgia Will Close All Northbound Interstates After Passing Stringent Anti-Abortion Bill

Atlanta - After signing into law a tough new anti-abortion bill which would outlaw the termination of pregnancies if a fetal heartbeat can be detected, which can occur as early as six weeks and before many women realize they are pregnant, Governor Br...

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Funny story: Clown car wreck kills 23

Clown car wreck kills 23

Suckleville, Georgia-A single car wreck in Suckleville has claimed 23 lives. Police reported that a small, unknown type of vehicle lost control while returning from a circus gig in North Carolina earlier in the day. Police said that alcohol did not s...

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Funny story: DNA is a Secularist Conspiracy

DNA is a Secularist Conspiracy

The following is a partial reprint of a handbill given to me one Sunday morning as I stumbled to my pickup after a wild night partying in Athens, Ga, home of the University of Georgia. At issue was the recent DNA extracted from a 37,000 year old hum...

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Funny story: Russia Invades Atlanta: Putin Denies Russia Involved

Russia Invades Atlanta: Putin Denies Russia Involved

Atlanta, GA - Yesterday, Russian military forces invaded the city of Atlanta, GA, in what Russia says is a simple map error. There is a country named Georgia that shares a border with Russia on the north, and Turkey on the west. The country of G...

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Funny story: Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

A man recently profiled in the media about his rare sexual disorder - a condition that caused him to be continuously sexually aroused - has been advised by experts to spend a few days in the US State of Georgia. Graham Cooper, 39, has struggled wi...

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Funny story: Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Millions of viewers turned on their television sets to watch hordes of "Walkers" terrorizing the outlying areas of Atlanta recently. No, this was not the latest mid-season premiere of AMC's hit show The Walking Dead. Every major news outlet was...

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Funny story: Georgia Peanut Farmer Develops Peanuts That Taste Like Chicken

Georgia Peanut Farmer Develops Peanuts That Taste Like Chicken

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Savannah peanut farmer Calhoun Cataloggins has been growing and selling peanuts since September of 1984. And in those 30 years he figures that he has probably eaten over 5,475 pounds of the little darlings. Calhoun met Roxan...

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Funny story: Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

MACON, Georgia - Many residents of this central Georgia city located on the banks of the Ocmulgee River have expressed that they would favor the city's name being changed from Macon to Mandela. One lifelong resident Grover P. Dazzle, 68, stated th...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Named Cutest Girl In Georgia

Honey Boo Boo Named Cutest Girl In Georgia

ATLANTA - The star of the television reality series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson has just received another of her many beauty pageant awards. The little girl from McIntyre, Georgia who turned 8, on August 28, 2013, entered the Cutest...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo's Mama Says She Doesn't Weigh 400 Pounds Anymore

Honey Boo Boo's Mama Says She Doesn't Weigh 400 Pounds Anymore

McIntyre, Georgia - June "Mama" Shannon recently talked to Yippee-Ki-Yay magazine and said that she has lost quite a bit of weight lately. The mother of the infamous little Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson) star of her own hit reality show Here Comes...

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Funny story: The Georgia State Senate Votes To Change The Name Heimlich Maneuver To The Henry Maneuver

The Georgia State Senate Votes To Change The Name Heimlich Maneuver To The Henry Maneuver

ATLANTA - In a move that many citizens of the Peach State had been wanting for a long time, the Georgia State Senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 47-9 that will change the name of the lifesaving Heimlich Maneuver. According to Senator Bucki...

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