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Funny story: George Floyd, Voting Rights And Sedition

George Floyd, Voting Rights And Sedition

In the news are the trial of George Floyd’s death, Georgia's voter suppression, and Trump’s excuse for January 6. Television showed the eight-minute death of George Floyd by a police officer holding one knee on Mr. Floyd’s neck, and another knee…

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Funny story: A Woman In Georgia With 42 Personalities Says She’s a Friggin’ Mess

A Woman In Georgia With 42 Personalities Says She’s a Friggin’ Mess

CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) – A receptionist in a dental office says that she has become an absolute mess, due to the fact that she has been diagnosed with having 42 different personalities. Daisy Q. Tuckytat, 34, divulged to her therapis…

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Funny story: An 18-Wheeler in Georgia Overturns Spilling Tons of Guacamole Dip

An 18-Wheeler in Georgia Overturns Spilling Tons of Guacamole Dip

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Satire News) – An 18-wheeler Kroger trailer truck overturned on the General Robert E. Lee Highway, just outside of the little town of Rotten Peaches, Georgia, spilling guacamole dip all over the place. Luckily, the drive…

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Funny story: The Miami Fire Department Says They Will No Longer Be Accepting Unwanted Alligators

The Miami Fire Department Says They Will No Longer Be Accepting Unwanted Alligators

MIAMI – (Satire News) – The Miami Fire Department says that they are discontinuing their “Bring Us Your Unwanted Alligators” program. Fire Chief Lancelot “Sparky” Singletree told the news media that, at first, they could deal with getting one or t…

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Funny story: The Popular Country Music Duo 'Florida Georgia Line' Is Changing It’s Name

The Popular Country Music Duo 'Florida Georgia Line' Is Changing It’s Name

NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – News coming out of “Music City” says that the highly popular country duo Florida Georgia Line has decided to change their name. The band, made up of Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelley, are noted for their songs about beer-d…

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Funny story: NASCAR Driver Suspended For Being A Trump Fan

NASCAR Driver Suspended For Being A Trump Fan

CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just announced that NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse has just been suspended, and will not drive in next week’s 87th Annual Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race. An…

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Funny story: PGA Golfer Dustin Johnson’s Wife Has Just Been Named “The PGA's Sexiest Wife”

PGA Golfer Dustin Johnson’s Wife Has Just Been Named “The PGA's Sexiest Wife”

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) - The American Golfing Federation has just named the winner of its annual “PGA's Sexiest Wife" award. This year’s winner is Dustin Johnson’s wife, Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey great, Wayne Gretzky. The…

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Funny story: The PGA Masters Golf Tournament Will Be Removing the Name "Masters"

The PGA Masters Golf Tournament Will Be Removing the Name "Masters"

AUGUSTA, Georgia - After receiving lots and lots of complaints from fair-minded citizens, the Black Lives Matter group, and Oprah Winfrey, the PGA Masters Tournament Association will be changing its name. A spokeswoman stated that they will be dro…

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Funny story: A Bar in Georgia Changes Its Name to the C-19 Good Old Boy Lounge

A Bar in Georgia Changes Its Name to the C-19 Good Old Boy Lounge

SAVANNAH, Georgia – The owner of one of the biggest bars in the city of Savannah has just changed its name. Charlotte Silverwater, who is owner of The Dixie Belle Bar & Grill, informed the news media that she has decided to open her saloon doo...

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Funny story: The State of Georgia Has Become The Nation’s Coronavirus Guinea Pig

The State of Georgia Has Become The Nation’s Coronavirus Guinea Pig

ATLANTA – The governor of Georgia has decided to toss the dice and put the health of every man, woman, and child in the “Peach State” in jeopardy. Governor Brian Meinkemp, a staunch Republican, has said that the economy of Georgia is suffering, an...

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Funny story: Alabama To Shut Down the Alabama-Georgia Border Due to the C-19 Pandemic

Alabama To Shut Down the Alabama-Georgia Border Due to the C-19 Pandemic

MONTGOMERY – The Alabama state senate, in an emergency session, has voted 97-3 to close the border between Alabama and Georgia. State Senator Ezra Follymuddle, told the media that it is obvious that the “Peach State” does not care about their peop...

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Advises Its Members To Use Thicker Hoods and Robes To Ward Off The C-19

The Ku Klux Klan Advises Its Members To Use Thicker Hoods and Robes To Ward Off The C-19

VALDOSTA, Georgia – The Georgia Chapter of the KKK has sent out a newsletter with some vital info for their members. The newsletter addresses the concern of the older members, who are becoming a bit nervous regarding the Coronavirus. One membe...

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Funny story: The PGA Master’s Golf Tournament Has Been Cancelled and Rich People Are Furious

The PGA Master’s Golf Tournament Has Been Cancelled and Rich People Are Furious

AUGUSTA, Georgia – The Augusta National Golf Club has just announced that this year's PGA Masters Tournament has been cancelled, and there are a lot of very rich people who are disappointed, upset, and fit to be tied. Assistant Executive Vice Chai...

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Funny story: Georgia introduces anti-wanking law

Georgia introduces anti-wanking law

Conservative politicians in Georgia in the United States are pushing their religious agenda into law, like a priest stuffing a turkey with literally the word of God. The latest regulations from Atlanta say that men must declare every time they produc...

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Funny story: Georgia Will Close All Northbound Interstates After Passing Stringent Anti-Abortion Bill

Georgia Will Close All Northbound Interstates After Passing Stringent Anti-Abortion Bill

Atlanta - After signing into law a tough new anti-abortion bill which would outlaw the termination of pregnancies if a fetal heartbeat can be detected, which can occur as early as six weeks and before many women realize they are pregnant, Governor Br...

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Funny story: Clown car wreck kills 23

Clown car wreck kills 23

Suckleville, Georgia-A single car wreck in Suckleville has claimed 23 lives. Police reported that a small, unknown type of vehicle lost control while returning from a circus gig in North Carolina earlier in the day. Police said that alcohol did not s...

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Funny story: DNA is a Secularist Conspiracy

DNA is a Secularist Conspiracy

The following is a partial reprint of a handbill given to me one Sunday morning as I stumbled to my pickup after a wild night partying in Athens, Ga, home of the University of Georgia. At issue was the recent DNA extracted from a 37,000 year old hum...

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