Men beware, it has been discovered by Mormon, Arabic, and Indian Scientists-and U.S. Evangelicals, that many wives have ‘borderline personality disorder'. For example, they want equal say when you are purchasing a car or house. They want you t…
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) - The American Golfing Federation has just named the winner of its annual “PGA's Sexiest Wife" award. This year’s winner is Dustin Johnson’s wife, Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey great, Wayne Gretzky. The…
Truth be told -- it wasn't just ANY song the hubby was crooning. It was that old 1909 song, "My Wife's Gone to the Country (Hurrah! Hurrah!)." Music by Ted Snyder, with lyrics by Irving Berlin and George Whiting. Here's an excerpt: My wif...
Police are probing the alleged cover-up of a man suspected of having sex with his own wife for more than thirty years. Special constables have received reports that Mr James Rum P. Pumpi, 53, and his wife Edith Rum P. Pumpi, 51, from Carlisle, ha...
Jenn Swenson V.P. of business development for Texas Instruments Inc. has brought to market a product that many people feel existed already. The Wife's Calculator is 99% a regular calculator, it adds, subtract, multiplies, divides, works percentages,...
When 38-year old Jeff O'Mairs went to Walmart last Sunday afternoon overdressed, repercussions were severe. A blast of Facebook rants and Instagram photos of him shopping while wearing a suit in the paper goods aisle went viral. The perpetrator...
A sussex man was in shock last night after admitting to police that he had put two sugars in his wife's coffee. The unnamed man, Brian Talbot (53), told officers the incident occurred at around half past nine, when his wife Vera asked him to be a...
QUESTION Recently my wife attended a hen party on the Isle of Wight. After several drinks she began a game with another woman on the pub snooker table. She claims to have had a break of 155. Is this possible? Additionally she then went on to play darts and claims to have achieved a nine dart finish, whatever that was. Mr. Nick Swarzkopf ANSWER Hello Nick. Regarding the snooker, your wif...
During a recent dinner party, my wife casually emasculated me. She told our guests that if she were ever publically insulted by another man, the prospect of my leaping to her defence was laughable. To be fair, she did a service to the party, which had been a symphony of stifled yawns until our guests perked up at my unexpected shaming. They allowed me the dubious concession that I shouldn't be exp...
Blue Balls, WI - A group of researchers comprised of the best minds in modern physics have directly proved part of Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity as it applies to human existence. The experiment and associated findings are focused on married...
This week, The Wall Street Journal [WSJ] reported that to earn a bigger paycheck, "you will need to do more than just a top rate job." According to the WSJ, "an effective strategy for obtaining a raise also requires a top rate performance from your s...
NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh has said that he may verbally attack a lot of people but it is only because those people deserve it. But the 63-year-old Republican radio talk show host has stated, with tears in his eyes, that he does not appreciate...
A United States citizen, Johnny Billingswee, was born with two penises. Although they are small, they are clearly functional. "Ever since I can remember, I have been the the butt of jokes about my two together not making a good one so I was afraid...
WASILLA, Alaska - In an announcement that caught many friends, relatives, and politicians by complete surprise Todd Palin has issued a comment regarding his wife, Sarah Palin. Todd told reporters that had assembled in the front yard of their home...
The Massie Rockefeller Foundation has awarded a $5 million grant to Steve Martin Windgate, distinguished professor of philosophy at the University of California at Riverside in Nevada, to undertake a rigorous examination of a wide range of issues rel...
Brother Joseph McKinney has launched a lawsuit against the star Kim Kardashian after she took a sign that he was carrying on the street, and beat him up with it. The old guy received a concussion and an ambulance had to rush him to the nearest hos...
Bernie Small and his wife were really into it as he came home from work late and said he had stopped and had a few drinks after that but didn't remember which bar as he had been in enough to be slightly blotto! The problem is that the fight was o...
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