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Funny story: Horford Blasts Team for Early Exit: It’s all About Booty

Horford Blasts Team for Early Exit: It’s all About Booty

The Philadelphia 76’s, one of the most talented but underperforming teams in the Eastern Conference, had another early playoff exit. This one really stung as the 76’s were swept in four games by the Boston Celtics, their long-time conference rival.

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Funny story: The NBA is Planning on Going to a Smaller Basketball

The NBA is Planning on Going to a Smaller Basketball

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The commissioner of the NBA, Adam Silver, is planning on adopting a smaller basketball. He informed the sports media that ball experts have suggested that, by going to a smaller ball, it will cut down on the germs…

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Funny story: The Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling

The Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling

ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, concern, worry, and downright confusion due to the Coronavirus, the NBA balls are now bouncing at the Orlando Bubble. NBA Commissioner Adam "Hi Yo" Silver remarked that it is good t…

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Funny story: Adam Silver, Strip Clubs, and the NBA Bubble

Adam Silver, Strip Clubs, and the NBA Bubble

The first publicized incident about a break in the bubble rules involved Dwight Howard, who plays for the Lakers, the team generally considered most likely to win the NBA championship. The second publicized incident involved Lou Williams, who plays…

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Funny story: The NBA Has Just Picked Up a Very Appropriate Sponsor

The NBA Has Just Picked Up a Very Appropriate Sponsor

DETROIT – The NBA has just informed the sports media that it has just picked up a brand new sponsor for the 2020 season. NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, said that the NBA is excited to welcome its newest corporate sponsor, Black Lives Matter. Si…

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Funny story: The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

NEW YORK CITY – The commissioner of the NBA has just put out some bad news for pro basketball hungry fans. Adam Silver told Sports Balls Illustrated that because of the Coronavirus numbers on the rise, the NBA season may be scrapped. One die-ha…

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Funny story: NBA considers adding full-body spandex unis

NBA considers adding full-body spandex unis

This morning Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, has revealed that due to the overwhelming popularity of the new short-sleeved jerseys among both players and fans, the NBA is considering adding full-body spandex uniforms next season. The commissio...

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