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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of watching porn in the Chamber

Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of watching porn in the Chamber

Viewers of the Parliament Channel were startled this morning, when it appeared that Jacob Rees-Mogg, Leader of the House of Commons, was watching pornography on his smartphone. It happened during Prime Minister's Questions. Boris Johnson was at th…

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova and John McEnroe To Meet In a Tennis Match

Maria Sharapova and John McEnroe To Meet In a Tennis Match

NEW YORK CITY – Plans are underway to have a benefit tennis match in New York City, between two of the tennis world’s greatest players. Maria Sharapova, who is considered the prettiest, sexiest, and best lasagne-maker to ever swing a racket, has a…

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2020 To Be Played On Nintendo Wii

Wimbledon 2020 To Be Played On Nintendo Wii

It's just been announced that this year's Wimbledon tennis championships WILL go ahead, after all - but not as usual. The Championships, which are, and have been, ever since 1877, staged at the All England Club in London, SW19, will undergo a majo...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova, One of the Sexiest Female Athletes Ever, is Coming Out of Retirement

Maria Sharapova, One of the Sexiest Female Athletes Ever, is Coming Out of Retirement

CHICAGO – Maria Sharapova, who has 36 career tennis titles under her belt, plus all kinds of world records, has said that she is planning on losing about two pounds, and returning to the court. The 6-foot 2-inch Russian beauty says that she has re...

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Funny story: 'A Question Of Sport' Sue Barker Faces Axe

'A Question Of Sport' Sue Barker Faces Axe

A major controversy is brewing at the BBC this evening, after it was announced that the 'A Question of Sport' host, former tennis star, Sue Barker, is to be replaced on the show by a cardboard cut-out of herself. Barker, 63, was a surprise choice...

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Funny story: Serena Williams Retires From Tennis

Serena Williams Retires From Tennis

Serena Williams, the winner of 39 Grand Slam tennis titles, and who has spent an incredible 319 weeks of her career as Women's number 1, finally decided to call it a day yesterday, and announced her retirement from the game. Williams, 37, chose, i...

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Funny story: Egyptians dominate Wimbledon again

Egyptians dominate Wimbledon again

It has come as no surprise that Amenhotep III has won yet another Wimbledon title, bringing his total number of Grand Slam victories to 37. He defeated Ramesses IV in a thrilling final match on Centre Court, where as many as 10,000 spectators watched...

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Funny story: Wimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites

Wimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites

Tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles final between number seed, Roger Federer, and tournament favorite and number 1 seed, Novak Djokovic, is to have two special guests: the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Windsor, and her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambri...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy

Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy

The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has told close friends that she thinks tennis superstar and tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles finalist, Roger Federer, is "a bit dishy". The Duchess will attend the Centre Court spectacular with her siste...

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Funny story: Serena Williams Threatens To 'Kill' Opponent

Serena Williams Threatens To 'Kill' Opponent

There was drama on another level in the third round of the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros yesterday, when three-time winner Serena Williams lost in straight sets to unseeded Sofia Kenin, and then threatened to kill her. Kenin, only...

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Funny story: Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Former women's tennis star, Martina Navrátilová, has announced that she has changed her name to 'Martin'. It's not immediately apparent why the 18-time Grand Slam singles winner has decided to make this alteration, but it is almost irrelevant, as...

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Funny story: Transsexuals to take part in Wimbledon - in mixed doubles

Transsexuals to take part in Wimbledon - in mixed doubles

This summer, the strawberries and cream will have extra banana - or come with a slice of pie. Wimbledon is allowing transsexuals to compete for the first time. Spokesman Netty Court said, “It is normally unfair for men and women to compete with ea...

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Funny story: Andy Murray to Retire to Concentrate on Haggis Farming

Andy Murray to Retire to Concentrate on Haggis Farming

Everybody's favourite Scottish curmudgeon, Andy Murray, lost in five sets to some Spanish bloke nobody cares about, after having produced a superb fightback in the Australian Open first round. In what might or might not have been his final match,...

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Funny story: Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Renowned blond tennis star, Eugenie Bouchard, is completely enjoying the sun and breezes at Richard Branson’s Necker Island. Currently underway, there is what is known as “the world’s sexiest tennis tournament.” On her second day on the island,...

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Funny story: Serena Williams Went Way Too Far With Umpire

Serena Williams Went Way Too Far With Umpire

Tennis star, Serena Williams, has been adjudged to have 'gone too far" by another tennis star, Roger Federer, over her outrageous behaviour in her recent match against yet another tennis star, this time the sexy up-and-coming Japanese chick, Naomi Os...

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Funny story: Alice Horn beats US Open officials in closely contested match

Alice Horn beats US Open officials in closely contested match

New Yawk, New Yawk--Tennis player Alize (French for “Alice”) Cornet (French for “Horn”) took off her shirt during a US Open match against Sweden's Johanna (Swedish for “Joanna”) Larsson (Swedish for “Larson”). Horn claims she was “hot.” (Many male...

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2018: Wondergirls Guide

Wimbledon 2018: Wondergirls Guide

The Wimbledon Tennis Championships start on 2 July at SW19, and there are some tasty-looking female competitors taking part once again, for all those viewers who aren't that keen on watching tennis, but don't mind a bit of 'leerage'. So, for your del...

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