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Funny story: Wimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites

Wimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites

Tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles final between number seed, Roger Federer, and tournament favorite and number 1 seed, Novak Djokovic, is to have two special guests: the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Windsor, and her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambri...

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Funny story: Class Act Roger Federer, And Then There's Trump

Class Act Roger Federer, And Then There's Trump

Watching the Australian tennis final at 3:00 AM is easy if Roger Federer is playing. Only, he doesn't play. This is a fast speed chess game, using a tennis racket and a ball. He seldom fist pumps, never cry's to his coaching box for help, certainly d...

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Funny story: Federer - Losing Was Quite Enjoyable Experience

Federer - Losing Was Quite Enjoyable Experience

Roger Federer, the 33-year-old Swiss tennis star went down 6-4 7-6(7-5) 4-6 7-6 (7-5) to Andreas Seppi in the Australian Open this morning, becoming momentarily confused by the strange but enjoyable experience of losing. "Actually, losing gives m...

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Funny story: Curse of orange panties and trainer soles hexes top seeds Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer

Curse of orange panties and trainer soles hexes top seeds Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer

Blushing Meadows, NY - "Serena Williams beware," an International Sartorial Tennis Association stylist said today, "those orange shorts/panties just gotta go or your Grand Slam dreams will end up tits-up." The women's World No 1 seed was being bee...

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Funny story: Lamb to the slaughter as Murray faces Federer in Gold Medal showdown

Lamb to the slaughter as Murray faces Federer in Gold Medal showdown

London - A repeat performance of this year's Wimbledon Men's Finals pitches the desperate Scots wannabe against the ball-crushing maestro of Grand Slam supremacy. "Yeah, he'll get his ass kicked in two straight sets," Rafael Nadal's tarot card rea...

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Funny story: OMG! Hundreds of Palace clocks stopped at 18.16BST amid Murray glory bid flop

OMG! Hundreds of Palace clocks stopped at 18.16BST amid Murray glory bid flop

London - An early Regency astronomical clock displayed in Buckingham Palace's Lower Corridor was the first to shudder to a halt according to reports. "Its shining orbs crashed suddenly," a Royal Collection curator said today, "much like other, er,...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

The Prime Minister was once again embroiled in controversy over the Jimmy Carr K2 tax avoidance scandal after visiting Wimbledon to watch the Men's Final between Britain's Andy Murray and Switzerland's Roger Federer. While in the VIP box, Cameron...

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Funny story: Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

The final day of Wimbledon - traditionally the day of the mens final - was thrown into controversy early this morning when Andy Murray was refused entry by strict security staff. Murray - the first British mens finalist for 74 years - was turned a...

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Funny story: Andy Murray crowned Champion of Wimbledon

Andy Murray crowned Champion of Wimbledon

Andy Murray was today sensationally awarded the Mens Single title at Wimbledon after an amazing turn of events that saw Roger Federer fail to turn up for the Final after being arrested in the middle of the night. An anonymous caller to the Metropo...

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Funny story: Queen chickens out of Wimbledon finals, fears Andy Murray straight sets thrashing

Queen chickens out of Wimbledon finals, fears Andy Murray straight sets thrashing

London - She's refusing to enter the Royal Box on Sunday amid predictions of a national humiliation as Roger Federer wipes the floor with Andy Murray. Besides, three hours of sitting around on one's royal arse plays havoc with the old colostomy ba...

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Funny story: Wimbledon favourite Andy Murray calls bananas "pathetic"

Wimbledon favourite Andy Murray calls bananas "pathetic"

Childish Tennis player Andy Murray is on the naughty step again. In another attention seeking outburst at Wimbledon he has called bananas "a pathetic fruit". Many top players admit to enjoying bananas and openly use them during matches. On...

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Funny story: Nadal Gets Bonus Trophy For French Triumph

Nadal Gets Bonus Trophy For French Triumph

After winning the French Open Grand Slam title for the 6th time at Roland Garros yesterday, World Number One Rafael Nadal has received a well deserved extra award. The 23 year old Spaniard beat Roger Federer for the 5th time out of 5 occasions, so...

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Funny story: Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Saturday's men's final will be the climax of a record-breaking Australian Open 2011, as the Rod Laver Arena hosts the first-ever all-marsupial title contest. The match, between an Eastern Grey Kangaroo and a Wombat, will be the first-ever grand sl...

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Funny story: Federer Knocked Out of Australian Open

Federer Knocked Out of Australian Open

Sensational news from the Australian Open where world number 2 Roger Federer has been knocked out by rank outsider Frank Leemydear, world number 621. The feat was made even more remarkable by the fact that left hander Frank plays with a SPOON and...

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Funny story: Roger Federer and Swiss Demand Cheese Without Holes!

Roger Federer and Swiss Demand Cheese Without Holes!

Switzerland - Thousands of people crowded the streets protesting to the Federal Council about Swiss Cheese. The protests are due to the rather sudden realization by Swiss citizens that Swiss cheese is...full of holes. "I guess I've always sort of...

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Funny story: Wimbledon to Outlaw Grunts for 2011

Wimbledon to Outlaw Grunts for 2011

London - Wimbledon officials today dropped a bombshell on the tennis world, when they announced the complete elimination of grunting for 2011. "We wanted to give players nearly a year to work on their play without grunting," said official on cond...

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Funny story: Federer's $10 million bung to throw Berdych match?

Federer's $10 million bung to throw Berdych match?

Wimbledon - (Grand Slam Mess): Was world No 1 seed Roger Federer seduced with a whopping great big backhander to throw yesterday's Wimbledon quarter finals against Czech sensation Tomas Berdych? "Categorically not!" was the Federer camp response t...

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