Football Season Is Over

Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 12 May 2019

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A stadium after the season had finished

The Premier League season is over once more, and, as expected, it went 'down to the wire' with the final minutes of the final match of the campaign proving decisive.

This season has been memorable for its non-stop, relentless cat-and-mouse chase for the title, and the never-say-die determination to avoid relegation by the teams at the bottom.

There have been outstanding performances everywhere, and to name any one player, manager or team would be unfair to many others, who have given their all for the fans, who keep on paying through the nose to watch their heroes earning vast sums.

Now, it's time for a barely-deserved summer break, a holiday in the Dutch Antilles or somewhere like that, where they won't be bothered by the likes of you, before the season begins again in August.

Football really is the best game in the world!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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