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Black Face-Wearing Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau Now Wearing Black And White Face...

...by sporting silly-looking salt and pepper-coloured goatee.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 15 January 2020
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Big Ben gets high on Brexit Bong

Tory MPs have promised marijuana-smoking clock tower Big Ben a puff of the good stuff to celebrate Britain’s departure from the EU at the end of this month through private members' donations.

written by Cleopatra Chaos, 18 January 2020
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Pelosi's Spit Ball

Though Nancy Pelosi tore up Trump's silly speech, she could have reduced it to a series of spit-balls aiming them at Trump's nest!

written by K.C. Bell, 06 February 2020
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Vegas gives New Hampshire 5-4 odds of tallying their primary votes before Iowa

Las Vegas, the gambling capital of the US, has given New Hampshire 5-4 odds of tallying their votes before Iowa does.

written by mikewadestr, 07 February 2020
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Pagliacci found dead, by suicide

Pagliacci was found dead committing suicide on his hotel room. The family will take legal action against the doctor for medical negligence for denying medical attention for Pagliacci’s depression.

written by Mansa Musa, 09 February 2020
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"The Masked Muslim" Blows Away Primetime Ratings

At press time, nobody was available for comment.

written by Michael Sienicki, 11 February 2020
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"The Masked Altar Boy" Blows Away Vatican Ratings

No Catholics could be reached for a response, but Dillon from Glendale, Colorado went on record saying, "This "Masked" shit has gone too far."

written by Michael Sienicki, 11 February 2020
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Trump wins again!

The President of the United States, Donald Trump, was today awarded an Academy Award by the Hollywood institution that adjudicates on them each year. Trump thanked the NAACP and the John Birch Society

written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2020
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Trump on another mission

US President Donald J Trump has announced he will make a sub orbital flight on board a Virgin space vehicle this summer."I'm doing it for Jesus" he proclaimed though nobody is prepared to believe him.

written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2020
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Boris and his puzzle

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson says that the hardest thing he has to do at number 10 Downing Street is complete his Buckingham Palace jigsaw puzzle. He claims that it takes about 50 hours to solve.

written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2020
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Is that you Donald?

A man claiming to be Donald J Trump has walked into a bar in Dodge City and asked for directions to the nearest nudist colony. Mr Trump was wearing an Indian kaftan with sandals.

written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2020
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Trump Mistakenly Congratulates The Wrong U.S. State for World Series Win...

...then he does it again by congratulating MASH 4077th 'For their 2020 Oscar-winning Best Picture, the Korean-made 'Parasite'.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 14 February 2020
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The Red Clusterfuck

(With apologies to W. C. Williams)

Too much depends
upon

some white hicks
in Iowa

with glazed
over eyes

besides the white
chickens.



written by Matt Birkenhauer, 16 February 2020
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While Visiting India, Trump Unable To Pronounce Certain Names And Words To Indian Leaders...

...specifically things like 'please', 'thank you', and 'Yes, I would like more salad!'

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 26 February 2020
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First Case Of Coronavirus For Family Pet Dog...

...World Health Organization warns Goldfish are next!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 28 February 2020
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Lizzie Warren Looks for Dough to Pay the Furies Tab

It's payday for Femi-Furies, whom Lizzie hired to stalk, harangue, and bedevil Bernie-Bros to the point of choking on their weed-breaths. She'll cash in 401Ks, funded from her "Capitalist Law" era.

written by Trinculoman, 06 March 2020
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Coronavirus Health Tip of the Day

When leaving home, carry a small butane torch and several spare fuel cartridges. This way, when you need to open a door, you will be able to heat the handle to a dull red color before touching it.

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 11 March 2020
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50-Year Old Canadian Music Awards Show, The Junos, Cancelled Because Of Coronavirus Fears...

...99 % of Canadians ask, "What are the Junos?"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 12 March 2020
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Trump Tests Positive For Covid-19 Denial...

...Symptoms include shutting eyes tightly, sticking fingers in ears, and going, "NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!!!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 13 March 2020
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Stores Around The World Report Consumers Are Hoarding Numerous Rolls Of Toilet Paper...

...prompting fears from farmers about a shortage of toilet paper crops.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 14 March 2020
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Trump tests Negative After Taking Nasal Coronavirus Test...

...however, doctors instead found over 20 kilos of cocaine up there.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 16 March 2020
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People Misunderstand The Concept of 'Social Distancing' re. Coronavirus...

...you're supposed to STAND 6 feet away from someone, not DRIVE 6 feet away from somebody's bumper, you dumb tailgaters!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 16 March 2020
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150-Foot High Border Wall Appears Overnight Across American/Mexican Border...

...Mexican President says they built it themselves because, "You Americanos can keep your Coronavirus to yourselves! Suddenly, the drug lords and murderers down here don't seem so bad!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 17 March 2020
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Wash your paws

Washing your paws is recommended by Dr Fucini for getting rid of COVID-19 at PETA's request.

written by mikewadestr, 18 March 2020
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Social Distancing

My wife and I found the perfect way to social distance: Walk in graveyards. It puts six feet between you and everybody else, and it’s highly motivating.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 24 March 2020
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Doctors ask astronauts on the International Space Station to social distance themselves and go into self-isolation...

...Station is now orbiting Neptune.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 26 March 2020
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