There were 8 spoof news snippets published in September 2020. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Boris likes working blue
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has admitted to telling "blue" jokes when he was ten years old. "As a matter of fact do you want hear one I made up about President Trump?" Johnson teased.
written by whatinthe world, 08 September 2020
Old people do not text because . . .
. . . we do not have enough time left for acronyms.
written by The Ruling Authority, 15 September 2020
'Jabroni', a word coined by Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson was recently added to the dictionary...
...Italians now want to add 'Whasamattaforyou' to dictionaries.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 18 September 2020
Manchester United win and actually played football!
A miracle happened last night, as the richest football club in the world did what they are supposed to do: play football! But only for roughly 10 minutes! The rest of the 90 minutes, they copied Hull City!
UK in new Lockdown!
Westminster has decided to send the nation into lockdown! Many Brits decided to jump on a plane and head for Spain instead! At least the booze is cheap, and the sun shines!
Premier League plead poverty to Westminster!
Covid has hit the Premier League financially. Footy clubs cannot pay exorbitant salaries anymore, and Paul Pogba, earning 330k a week, was seen queueing at an emergency food bank, hoarding!
New York Governor Cuomo Issues Fiat That Only He Can Approve Any COVID-19 Vaccine
In his latest demogogic move, Da Gov won't allow use in NY of an FDA-approved vaccine unless he personally reviews and signs off. Ya see, it's gotta have a main component of Gumba meatballs to be OK.
written by Trinculoman, 29 September 2020
Try not to visualize it . . .
Second Trump-Biden debate format will be naked mud wrestling at Hog Wallow, Mississippi.
written by The Ruling Authority, 30 September 2020