There were 28 spoof news snippets published in December 2020. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Barack Obama's book, 'A Promised Land' has sold 3.3 million copies so far, however...
...the Trump Pee Tape is still a hot seller on Fornicators.Com with 69.999 million copies sold just last week.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 18 December 2020
Even Before Taking Office New Transportation Secretary is Issuing Mandates
Mayor Pete B got a fast start. TransSec-designee ditched outdated, hetero-biased confirmation B*S* and issued immediate mandates. All buses must fly Rainbow colors. All interstates renamed Gay Pathways.
written by Trinculoman, 19 December 2020
Liz "Pocahontas" Warren is Peeved at Not Getting Treasury Secretary Nod
"Pokey" Warren has called in her band of Medicine Men to do a dance for evil spirits to further ravage the dried sponge brain of "Dopey" Joe. She also challenged Janet Yellen to a "squaw" knife fight.
written by Trinculoman, 19 December 2020
Grandfather Frost Accused of Hacking Santa's Naughty List
Any links to U.S. cybersecurity breech? According to Trump, "Not Nyet!"
written by Kilroy, 20 December 2020
Inveterate Enemy Collaborator John Kerry's Got a New Gig
"Treasonator" Kerry was dubbed "Coitus Liaison" when 'Dopey' Joe did his usual lip bumble. "Avec pleisir," responded Frog-0-phile John. He's planning many in-depth tete-a-tetes avec Madame Macron.
written by Trinculoman, 21 December 2020
Mall Santas Being Phased Out....
...replaced by Santa kiosks.
written by Kilroy, 22 December 2020
Sir Cliff Retirement Community
Sir Clifford of Richard has said that he is going to open a Retirement Community.
This is also known as a Cliff Richard concert.
written by ExiledRoyal, 22 December 2020
Far-Right Daily Express, never right!
UK tabloid, Daily Express, is so Far-Right, there's nothing 'LEFT!'
Daily Mail head so far up its Butt, it's turning Brown!
UK tabloid the Daily Mail has its 'Medusa Heads' so far up butt, it's turning the same colour as Hitler-Youth uniforms!
White Cliffs of Dover disappearing!
Ferry passengers heading towards Dover swear they cannot see the White Cliffs! Thousands of stranded Eastern European truckers crapping down the cliffs have turned them brown!
EU trade deal scuppered by the Royal Oak!
British battleship Royal Oak has been ordered to bombard any deal seen on the French horizon. Nigel Farage, Johnson's bum-licker, is now Admiral Farage on board the mighty Royal Oak!
Jaggedone's love affair with his Brit roots has been executed!
A life-long love affair has ended. Jaggedone once loved his roots, now he regards them as irreparable, so he decided to sentence them to the 'Electric Chair'! It was over in a sparking Brexit flash!
The Origin of Fruitcake
Factoid from the Music Channel on Cable: “Fruitcake originated in Egypt and was intended for the afterlife.”
That explains a lot.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 22 December 2020
Santa delayed by regulations
Some Christmas presents will be delayed this year because of regulatory hold ups at Santa's. A new lady elf is checking safe loading before releasing the sleigh. She is Elf Ann Seiphtee.
written by Joel Kaye, 23 December 2020
Man finds lost painting in abandoned hatchery....
Gets his Monet for nothing and his chicks for free
written by Kilroy, 27 December 2020
Unidentified Object in Bagging Area
A despairing supermarket checkout assistant threw herself off a shopping trolley earlier today. "She must have mistaken Tesco for 'Tosca'" a passing opera-lover remarked.
written by Joel Kaye, 29 December 2020
2020 is ticking down to 2021. ..
Like a time-bomb.
written by Kilroy, 29 December 2020
Global Warming Isn't Real, Says Pointy-headed Professor
This just in: Professor Stuart J. Petrul, from the Any Rand Institute of Global Denialism, declares that global warming is just a “social construction” and nothing to worry about.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 02 December 2020
Under the Mistletoe!
A boy stood on a burning bridge
Freezing cold, freezing fridge
He kissed his 'bird', she said, 'ho, ho. ho!'
Now it's Christmas under the mistletoe
Father Christmas is not gay!
In today's modern world people say
Father Christmas could be totally gay
He lives with his dwarfs all year long
But Mother Christmas never sings her song
Rudolph is not Queer
Rudolph has a red nose, it shines so bright
Bringing gifts, kiddies delight
People might think, "he's a bit queer"
But no! He's just a Norwegian Reindeer
Coca Cola Truck, who give's a F++k!
Bright red, huge, lit with a thousand lights
Every year it comes, sugared shit, teeth if fights
Coca Cola, don't pay kiddies dentist bills
Obesity, cavities, rotting teeth ills
Mike Tyson Stopped In His Tracks
Mike Tyson tried to get into my local nightclub one night. I refused him and knocked him back.
He asked: "Why not?"
"Not without a tie, son."
written by Scooter Nairns, 04 December 2020
It has just been announced that President Trump's personal lawyer, Rudi Giuliani, has tested positive for Covid-19. I hope that hasn't increased his chances of dyeing.
written by Rob Barratt, 07 December 2020
Johnson pulls rank
The British Prime Minister continues to name-call Keir Starmer "Captain Hindsight". Does that make Johnson "Major Liar", a title of which he is most worthy?
written by Rob Barratt, 09 December 2020
Tinder To Buy Tunder
The popular dating app, Tinder, will buy its main rival in the porky space of online hook-ups, Tunder, for $1.3 billion (or 700 million tacos, whichever they can come up with first.)
written by Paul Blake, 12 December 2020
Paris Baker Let Off After Stabbing Customer
Parisienne baker, Philip Dupis, was found not guilty after stabbing a tourist from Houston, Texas, last summer. The jury found the Texan at fault for even thinking about smothering a croissant in catsup!
written by Paul Blake, 13 December 2020
Baby New Year Delayed Due to Pandemic Concerns
"Looks like you're stuck with me a little bit longer!" cackled Old Man 2020.
written by Kilroy, 14 December 2020