There were 29 spoof news snippets published in July 2020. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Trump holds July 4th celebration on July 3rd

White House staffers tried very hard to convince Trump that July 4th is held on July 4th, but the President wouldn't hear of such nonsense, holding his big Mt. Rushmore celebration on the 3rd.

written by Paul Blake, 04 July 2020

Trump And The Nazis

Will Donald Trump include Nazis in his National Garden Of Heroes? Or maybe they'll have a Garden of their own to include Confederate generals.

written by K.C. Bell, 05 July 2020

Donald Trump Paid A Friend To Take His SAT Exam?

No wonder Donald Trump taps his head with his little finger when he says, "I'm a very intelligent person."

written by K.C. Bell, 08 July 2020

Amoeba-Loving Comb-Over Activists Demand Justice!

I.M.Barelystringly has had enough! He leads the down-trodden lot of comb-over guys who champion the free-living, Libertarian lives of amoebas. "One-cells are being trashed by zoological elitists!"

written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020

Amalgamated Toe-Sniffers (ATS) Are Aggrieved!

Pukey Funguson is pissed! She heads the ATS and is railing against the outright exclusion of toe-sniffers from the cultural mainstream! "We have the constitutional right to expose and sniff at will!"

written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020

CHOP Free-Range Poopers (FRP) Sue Seattle after the Clean-up

Dirk Assdribble, spokesdork for CHOP FRP, filed suit in court today. "We've been denied our right to poop in public! It's a denial of a basic biological right! Seattle will pay through the sh*tter!"

written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020

Snoop Dog admirers beware!

Police in rural Pennsylvania have arrested the entire population of one village after it was found they had deliberately dressed up as rapper Snoop Dog. Such appalling taste can't be tolerated any more.

written by whatinthe world, 11 July 2020

Trump Wearing A Mask

Actually, Donald Trump looks better when he wears a mask.

written by K.C. Bell, 11 July 2020

Trump Cover Up

Since Donald Trump looks better wearing a mask, he might consider wearing a hazmat suit during the campaign.

written by K.C. Bell, 11 July 2020

History And Trump

It is inevitable historians will list Donald Trump as one of the worst presidents of the United States, and that he was helped into the White House by Vladimir Putin.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump was seen reading the want ads.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

Jared Kushner's Future

Looking to the future, Jared Kushner is considering the offer to manage a Nordstrom's in Djibouti.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

Melania Trump After The White House

After Melania Trump's time spent in the White House, she might return to Slovenia where she owns half the country. Smart real estate investor, the former Ms. Knauss could also run for president.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

In Future News: Donald Trump Presidential Library and Museum burns down to the ground...

...all three books, one of which was only partially colored in, were lost in the fire.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 July 2020

Trump's Spray Tan will Indicate COVID Warning Level

Trump will now use the color of his spray-tanned face to show the current warning level of the virus.
'Today, the warning level is bright orange,' explains Press Secretary McNanany.

written by Paul Blake, 22 July 2020

Washington Redskins NFL team to drop offensive part of team name...

...will no longer have 'Washington' in its name.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 22 July 2020

Republican Convention In House Of Representatives?

Donald Trump would love to have his Republican Convention in the House of Representatives, but guess whose permission he would need? Yep! Nancy Pelosi.

written by K.C. Bell, 24 July 2020

Deppe claims that Heard is the devil

Johnny Deppe has sworn that his ex-wife, Amber Heard, is the Devil incarnate. He claims that, on numerous occasions, she has grown horns and sported a tail. Deppe will tell all in a new book.

written by whatinthe world, 25 July 2020

Trump: I'm Batman

President Donald J Trump has announced he will wear the Batman costume if he thinks it will convince protestors to stay off the streets. He"ll even wear it for the State of the Union address.

written by whatinthe world, 25 July 2020

Plumbing mistake

A plumber has become the victim of his own work after he managed to fall into a latrine and was duly sucked into the sewer pipe. He is now somewhere in the north Atlantic Ocean.

written by whatinthe world, 27 July 2020

Breakaway protest group called 'Defun The Police' forms in the U.S...

...which means no more fun parties, Nintendo, or waterpark visits for the police!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 28 July 2020

Trump goes oddball

President Donald J Trump will, from tomorrow, wear a Ku Klux Klan outfit as a means of annoying Black Lives Matter protestors. Trump has a reelection strategy that is completely unprecedented.

written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020

Melania is angry

Melania Trump has decided that living with twelve guinea pigs, six bunny rabbits and a poodle is too much. She wants Donald to replace all his staff for the good of both their states of mental health.

written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020

Bostonian spending spree

A Boston survivor of Covid-19 has bought $40 billion worth of real estate in the Hollywood Hills. Why? "I've beaten Covid so now I'm going to beat the taxman." The IRS have his address.

written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020

Doctors doing it for themselves

Doctors all over the country have banded together to record a song for all the people affected by the virus.Called "Let's Go To Fiji", the song has had mixed reactions from critics and senior press.

written by whatinthe world, 29 July 2020

Japanese firm invents High Capacity cassette tape

The tape can store 180 million songs.

They say that the tape will be ready to demonstrate sometime in the year 2045 ... as soon as they finish rewinding it.

written by ExiledRoyal, 29 July 2020

Donald Trump's New Coronavirus Expert

Why, isn’t it surprising that Donald Trump’s new coronavirus expert, Dr. Stella Immanuel, believes in alien pregnancy, demon sperm, and taking Hydroxychloroquine? Putin can't believe his good fortune.

written by K.C. Bell, 30 July 2020

Harry And Meghan

Harry found a mother in Meghan, and Meghan found a career launch in Harry. Only Meghan's career launch hasn’t fired up.

written by K.C. Bell, 30 July 2020

in Future News...

...in our post-Covid-19 world, some Hollywood blockbuster movies are expected to earn as much as $3000 in ticket receipts!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 July 2020

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