There were 21 spoof news snippets published in June 2020. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
J. K. Rowling Story Delayed
Publishing of the eBook for "Harry Potter and the 3-Dick Manticore Vagina" has stalled, as J. K. Rowling declined to continue work on the story due to creative differences on character design.
written by Zabdgrov667, 12 June 2020
Nascar Bans Confederate Flag
Dukes Of Hazard fans and racists were sorely disappointed in the lane change from Nascar. Still OK to wear white hoods and wave swastikas from the stands though!
written by Paul Blake, 12 June 2020
La Guardia's $4 Billion Makeover
The most hated airport in America says they spent the money on new pay phones, killing rats, runway potholes, kicking out the homeless— oh, and moving the airport out of New Jersey!
written by Paul Blake, 12 June 2020
Tokyo Olympics now a poor imitation
The organisers of the Tokyo Olympics have announced a low scale event will be held next year with just two sports to be on display: judo and karate. Every other sport will just have to, ahem, eat crow
Tokyo Olympics seek a new market
Organisers of the Tokyo Olympics have announced a low scale event will be held next year with just two sports on display: mud wrestling and nude marathons. Perverts are particularly encouraged to come
Trump to leave office
US President Donald Trump has announced he will resign the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. Reading from a prepared statement while wearing black face he said that someone had put acid in his tea.
Trump chickens out
US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He said that Saudi assassins were after him and he wasn't going to stay in office any time longer.
Trump has better things to do
US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He has just signed a movie deal with Paramount Pictures for a film on his life starring with Tom Cruise
Kids didn't expect dad to end pet's funeral in cremation.
As if seeing Sparky lying there lifelessly wasn't hard enough, here comes dad with the gasoline and a box of matches immediately following the eulogy.
Disney's new "Lion King" movie to feature Simba and Nala looking for a third
Disney announced earlier this week, "We know this is a bold move, but we here at Disney are very excited to start teaching kids just how great it can be to spice things up with your partner."
Quite kid taking careful notes during school shooter drill
One classmate said: "He never spoke up in class, and when he did he usually got made fun of, but in this drill he was more involved than I've ever seen. I sure hope he learns to defend himself soon."
"New Update Is Vista for 2020" Says Microsoft
Windows 10 ver 2004 (codename "Soft-ANTIFA") will bring a new level of suffering to computer users. Vista (2013) was like Hell-on-Earth, but the "Soft-ANTIFA" update is Infinity-Apocalypse Super!!!
written by Zabdgrov667, 13 June 2020
Mayor Pete Trying To Gain Some Kind of Attention in the Current Chaos
From the rented garage he hired after leaving office, the former South Bent Mayor has formed a revolutionary gang he's betting will be the next 'hot' draw in street occupation-Motor Pool Gay-Bangers.
written by Trinculoman, 16 June 2020
Evil lizard lurks in Trump's mind
US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He is convinced that a large alien lizard is watching his every move, and will soon strike out.
Prince Charles secret desires out in the open
His Royal Highness Prince Charles has confessed that he has had enough -he wants to be a woman. He believes his life would be more fulfilling if he could only wear a twin set with pearls.
Dead, buried but alive
A Chicago man was declared medically dead, and buried, but then dug himself out of his grave in a phenomenal set of circumstances. His Houdini-like escape has angered many people who hated him.
Trump and his fishy behaviour
Gangs of youths have stormed the White House in Washington demanding that President Trump release his pet goldfish from confinement in the Oval Office. Trump replied with the entire National Guard.
Astronauts demand real food
Astronauts aboard the ISS craft have demanded that NASA export a floating fast food restaurant so they can chow down on burgers and fries instead of liquid muck otherwise known as sustenance.
Breakfast Condiments to Go "Anti-Racist"
Pancake Syrups are avoiding products with Old-Time-Black-Woman-Imagery.... New packaging uses a large, penis-shaped, plastic container (because it's not racist). LGBTQ-Vagina bottles also announced.
written by Zabdgrov667, 18 June 2020
K-Pop Fans Snatch Other Trump Tickets
K-Pop fans who pranked Dopey Don's big Tulsa rally, also plan to snatch up all the tickets to his big war crimes trial in The Hague next year, but say, this time, they will attend.
written by Paul Blake, 25 June 2020
Peaceful Protesters Versus Russian Bounty Hunters
President Trump was too busy fighting peaceful protesters in front of a church to go after Russia for putting a bounty on the lives of U.S. soldiers.
written by K.C. Bell, 29 June 2020