There were 21 spoof news snippets published in June 2020. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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J. K. Rowling Story Delayed

Publishing of the eBook for "Harry Potter and the 3-Dick Manticore Vagina" has stalled, as J. K. Rowling declined to continue work on the story due to creative differences on character design.

written by Zabdgrov667, 12 June 2020

Nascar Bans Confederate Flag

Dukes Of Hazard fans and racists were sorely disappointed in the lane change from Nascar. Still OK to wear white hoods and wave swastikas from the stands though!

written by Paul Blake, 12 June 2020

La Guardia's $4 Billion Makeover

The most hated airport in America says they spent the money on new pay phones, killing rats, runway potholes, kicking out the homeless— oh, and moving the airport out of New Jersey!

written by Paul Blake, 12 June 2020

Tokyo Olympics now a poor imitation

The organisers of the Tokyo Olympics have announced a low scale event will be held next year with just two sports to be on display: judo and karate. Every other sport will just have to, ahem, eat crow

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020

Tokyo Olympics seek a new market

Organisers of the Tokyo Olympics have announced a low scale event will be held next year with just two sports on display: mud wrestling and nude marathons. Perverts are particularly encouraged to come

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020

Trump to leave office

US President Donald Trump has announced he will resign the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. Reading from a prepared statement while wearing black face he said that someone had put acid in his tea.

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020

Trump chickens out

US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He said that Saudi assassins were after him and he wasn't going to stay in office any time longer.

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020

Trump has better things to do

US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He has just signed a movie deal with Paramount Pictures for a film on his life starring with Tom Cruise

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020

Kids didn't expect dad to end pet's funeral in cremation.

As if seeing Sparky lying there lifelessly wasn't hard enough, here comes dad with the gasoline and a box of matches immediately following the eulogy.

written by Jake Turner, 13 June 2020

Disney's new "Lion King" movie to feature Simba and Nala looking for a third

Disney announced earlier this week, "We know this is a bold move, but we here at Disney are very excited to start teaching kids just how great it can be to spice things up with your partner."

written by Jake Turner, 13 June 2020

Quite kid taking careful notes during school shooter drill

One classmate said: "He never spoke up in class, and when he did he usually got made fun of, but in this drill he was more involved than I've ever seen. I sure hope he learns to defend himself soon."

written by Jake Turner, 13 June 2020

"New Update Is Vista for 2020" Says Microsoft

Windows 10 ver 2004 (codename "Soft-ANTIFA") will bring a new level of suffering to computer users. Vista (2013) was like Hell-on-Earth, but the "Soft-ANTIFA" update is Infinity-Apocalypse Super!!!

written by Zabdgrov667, 13 June 2020

Mayor Pete Trying To Gain Some Kind of Attention in the Current Chaos

From the rented garage he hired after leaving office, the former South Bent Mayor has formed a revolutionary gang he's betting will be the next 'hot' draw in street occupation-Motor Pool Gay-Bangers.

written by Trinculoman, 16 June 2020

Evil lizard lurks in Trump's mind

US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He is convinced that a large alien lizard is watching his every move, and will soon strike out.

written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020

Prince Charles secret desires out in the open

His Royal Highness Prince Charles has confessed that he has had enough -he wants to be a woman. He believes his life would be more fulfilling if he could only wear a twin set with pearls.

written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020

Dead, buried but alive

A Chicago man was declared medically dead, and buried, but then dug himself out of his grave in a phenomenal set of circumstances. His Houdini-like escape has angered many people who hated him.

written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020

Trump and his fishy behaviour

Gangs of youths have stormed the White House in Washington demanding that President Trump release his pet goldfish from confinement in the Oval Office. Trump replied with the entire National Guard.

written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020

Astronauts demand real food

Astronauts aboard the ISS craft have demanded that NASA export a floating fast food restaurant so they can chow down on burgers and fries instead of liquid muck otherwise known as sustenance.

written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020

Breakfast Condiments to Go "Anti-Racist"

Pancake Syrups are avoiding products with Old-Time-Black-Woman-Imagery.... New packaging uses a large, penis-shaped, plastic container (because it's not racist). LGBTQ-Vagina bottles also announced.

written by Zabdgrov667, 18 June 2020

K-Pop Fans Snatch Other Trump Tickets

K-Pop fans who pranked Dopey Don's big Tulsa rally, also plan to snatch up all the tickets to his big war crimes trial in The Hague next year, but say, this time, they will attend.

written by Paul Blake, 25 June 2020

Peaceful Protesters Versus Russian Bounty Hunters

President Trump was too busy fighting peaceful protesters in front of a church to go after Russia for putting a bounty on the lives of U.S. soldiers.

written by K.C. Bell, 29 June 2020

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