There were 182 spoof news snippets published in 2021. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Yummy Mummy in Verge Trauma

South Dublin White Jeep Driver ignored by normal people

written by Joiedevivre, 22 December 2021

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written by ace77, 27 December 2021

Wheels Fall Off And Warranty Expires On Poorly-Designed Year 2021...

...forcing people everywhere to upgrade to Year 2022 version. Hopefully, that one will do a better job!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 30 December 2021

The Origin of Fruitcake

Factoid from the Music Channel on Cable: “Fruitcake originated in Egypt and was intended for the afterlife.”

That explains a lot.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 26 May 2021

Trumpsomnia

The inability to sleep due to the machinations of a Would-be Dictator and Madman.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 02 January 2021

Dolly Parton reveals the secret of her success

Parton revealed in an interview, "When you have big breasts, they open a lot of doors for you."

written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 03 January 2021

John Prine Was Set To Record Album With Deion Sanders

Legendary American folk singer, John Prine's estate released the news that, before dying of Covid-19, John was set to record a country duo album with NFL legend Deion Sanders, called Prine Time.

written by Paul Blake, 04 January 2021

Department stores and radio stations finally stop playing Christmas carols 24/7...

...now they can start playing all those St. Patrick's Day carols 24/7!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 08 January 2021

Trump Has Called Himself The 'Law And Order President'...

...which is ironic, since law and order have A LOT to discuss with him, come January 20th!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 08 January 2021

Ted Cruz Has Alzheimer's

He can't seem to recall the last 4 years, after telling press he's always disagreed with Trump's rhetoric...

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 January 2021

Pelosi Trolls Richard 'Bigo' Barnett

Posts picture of herself sat in his pickup, as he's hauled off to jail, saying 'I'm keeping the quarter and the truck, dipshit!'

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 January 2021

Nutcase Radical Proud Boys Were Involved In Capitol Storming...

...Leader admits, "Sweetheart, we're proud and out there, and just wanted to give Capitol Hill a faaaabulous makeover!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 January 2021

U.S. begins 2021 with PTSD...

Post Trump S**t Disorder

written by Kilroy, 11 January 2021

Local man moves....

...because he read most accidents happen in the home.

written by Kilroy, 14 January 2021

A Tennessee Lawmaker Wants A Big Dolly Parton Statue On The Capitol Grounds In Nashville...

...but he said he'd settle for a big bust.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 14 January 2021

Stockholm Syndrome

When a branch of government violently attacked by its leader refuses to hold him accountable for his actions.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 16 January 2021

Pretty and Highly Successful Canadian Figurehead Actually a Miserable Psycho Bitch

Yes, Johnny, our figurehead isn't what she seems either.

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 23 January 2021

VP Kamala Harris already has her own boozy drink

The Kalama is made with Jamaican Rum and Spiced Chai to represent her eclectic heritage.
'Sleepy Joe' also has a drink: a glass of lukewarm water and 3 Tylenols.

written by Paul Blake, 23 January 2021

Broken News !

Fox News reports that leftist lasers impaired Marjorie Taylor Greene’s brain in order to destroy the Republican Party.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 31 January 2021

Bad Translations of "Mein Kampf" Enjoy Record Sales in U.S.

Apparently, most buyers are speech writers for Republican politicians.

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 03 February 2021

Former President Trump Already Has His Own Boozy Drink

The Trump Mudslide is made with Bailey's, Kailua, and Vodka with a splash of Ex-Lax because he can't seem to go.

written by Kilroy, 06 February 2021

Canadian Superstar Singer, The Weeknd, Performs At Half-Time Show For The 2021 Superbowl Half-Time Show...

...Canadian teachers reluctantly admit they failed to teach the guy how to spell 'weekend'.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 08 February 2021

Man Writes Snippet

A man has written a snippet. More to follow. Classic Comedy.

written by Dewani Unhatched, 11 February 2021

Man Writes Second Snippet

Following on from the previous snippet, the same man has now written a SECOND snippet. What the fuck? Hilarious.

written by Dewani Unhatched, 11 February 2021

Third Snippet In Space Of Two Minutes

Breaking news. The man who wrote his first snippet, then a second one, seconds later, has only gone and written an amusing third one! What in the world? Comedy gold. Comedy gold.

written by Dewani Unhatched, 11 February 2021

News From The Future...Sales Of Covid-19 Masks Drop Dramatically...

...because our new Alien Overlords breathe through their armpits.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 February 2021

Pro-Mexico Wall Senator Ted Cruz Spotted Flying Down To Mexico To Inspect Trump's Border Wall...

...oh, wait, that's not true. Jerk went down to Cancun for a vacation to get away from his state of Texas which is being destroyeded by snow and floods. Ole!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 February 2021

Texas Suffers Worst Natural Disaster in Modern Time....

Continues to dispute Global Warming, but still won't buy snow plows.

written by Kilroy, 20 February 2021

350-pound crocodile undergoes major surgery to remove tourist's shoe from stomach....

Unfortunately, tourist won't be getting that foot back.

written by Kilroy, 22 February 2021

Latest Crazy Trump News

With law suits coming at him like cows in a tornado, 85% of Trump supporters said they'd vote for him, even if he had to run 'Merica from jail. The other 15 said they'd give him a handy in the shower.

written by Paul Blake, 22 February 2021

New Jersey Man Arrested in Las Vegas Sting...

Turns out his baby did not really need new shoes.

written by Kilroy, 24 February 2021

Boy Scout Hiking Song

My name is Ron Johnson, I come from Wisconsin. I work in a rumor mill there. And the people I meet, when I walk down the street, they say, "We traded Russ Feingold for this guy?"

written by The Ruling Authority, 24 February 2021

Texas Cancels COVID restrictions just in time for Spring Break!

Rationale more fake than the shark in "Jaws".

written by Kilroy, 04 March 2021

Oakville, Ontario Mayor Demands Everyone "Stay The Hell Away!", Fearing Covid-19 Contamination...

..."That's okay," said everybody within a 100-mile radius, "we only drive through Oakville on our way to some place that's actually interesting!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 04 March 2021

News From The Future...

...Mike Pence finally becomes president. Of his 'Gilmore Girls' Fan Club, that's it.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 04 March 2021

Dr Seuss Under Fire Again....

....for making the Cat in the Hat black.

written by Kilroy, 06 March 2021

Actual Reason for Sending White House Dogs Back to Delaware Revealed

WH Canine Director Bob "Scratchy" Fleebug disclosed that the Prez "Dopey" Joe was eating all of the dog food: "Couldn't keep a can ahead of him!" Dr.Jill is now trying to get Joe back on Gerber's Spam.

written by Trinculoman, 10 March 2021

Dr. Fauci Awarded Prestigious Government Honor

Fauci recently got the "Distinguished Deep-State Waffling Back-n-Forth Rhetoric Award" from the Washington DC Useless Bureaucrat Collective. Included is a stipend from the CCP Virus Promulgation Fund.

written by Trinculoman, 12 March 2021

International Women's Day

Is International Women's Day over yet? Asks, hungry man,

written by Dewani Unhatched, 12 March 2021

International Women's Day

Is it over yet? These dishes aren't going to clean themselves, says annoyed husband,

written by Dewani Unhatched, 12 March 2021

President Biden Fine After Falling Down on Stairs of Air Force One.

Biden Administration insists he was actually falling up the stairs.

written by Kilroy, 22 March 2021

"Wired-up" Dopey Joe Flubs Lines, Claims to be a Black Woman

Yesterday's presser showed up Prez Joe at his dopiest. Wired up with an ear node and Susan Rice on other end mic, he proclaimed: As a kick-ass Black Mama, I'll do to the Man what he done to me!"

written by Trinculoman, 26 March 2021

"Bubba" Clinton Back in Action with "Empowering Women" Initiative

Quick off the mark with a new gig, "Bubba" will be the ramrod of the freshly launched "Empowering Women" program. Ex-Pres and inveterate molester grants all babes the right to fully use his member.

written by Trinculoman, 26 March 2021

Giant Cargo Ship No Longer Stuck in Suez Canal...

...Meanwhile, Mrs. Suze Canal is still stuck in an elevator in Wichita, Kansas.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 30 March 2021

March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a lion....

....but it drives like a little old lady in the fast lane. Move over for April, bitch!

written by Kilroy, 31 March 2021

80s band Duran Duran to advertise indigestion medicine

80s band Duran Duran to advertise indigestion medicine with their famous hit "The Reflux".

written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 02 April 2021

Masters Golf Course Named Each Hole For Hookers

Tournament officials admit that most of the hole names, such as Pink Sugar Bush and Blooming Azalea, were named after beloved hookers who served the club in the early years.

written by Paul Blake, 11 April 2021

Johnson admits vaccine gaffe

The reason that so many people have been vaccinated cheaply in the UK, according to the Prime Minister, is that he ordered a placebo to be used.

written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 12 April 2021

VP Harris Names Noted Film Star as "Cross-Border" Liaison

"Cackles" Harris appointed beloved cartoon character "Speedy" Gonzalez to this prime gig. Said "Cackles:"No body zips back'n'forth over The Wall better'n Speedy' He's my dude for border permeability!"

written by Trinculoman, 13 April 2021

Pulling the acrylic over your eyes

A driver charged with dangerous driving said she couldn't 'pull over' because it would have been dangerous to change in the fast lane when she was actually knitting an acrylic mixture cardigan.

written by Joel Kaye, 21 April 2021

Victoria's Secret Is Out!

Nope, it wasn't herpes or the clap. Words out, she's a dude!

written by Paul Blake, 29 April 2021

Bill Gates Files For Divorce From His Cheating Wife, Melinda...

...after catching her using a Commodore-64 computer.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 05 May 2021

Pandemic Change Showering Habits And Showering Less Is New Fad

Few are only possible bath less since pandemic if you're pH as to your cinnamon flavor toothpaste or if you're in a workplace to shower less.

written by michelesc, 07 May 2021

New Porn Movie named after Fenway Park's "Pesky Pole"

Big J's FilmCo debuts its latest film in sticky theaters this weekend. The Pesky Pole, named after Fenway's right field foul pole stars "Lucky" grandson of the late great Sox shortstop, Johnny Pesky.

written by Earthvessel, 11 May 2021

Trump can't recall naming new capital of Israel

Asked about his "historic decision in Israel" naming Jerusalem its new capital, it was evident Trump couldn't recall anything about it, and summed it up by saying "well, as long as the check cleared"

written by Earthvessel, 11 May 2021

Mask-wearing man is hit by SUV crossing highway; he's maimed and angry

Joe Tosh was hurled 40 feet after being hit by 2.5 ton SUV today. His wife claims Joe was overconfident due to the fact he wore both the FFP2 & N95 masks. Says they both are disappointed in Dr. Fauci

written by Earthvessel, 11 May 2021

80 Years later, US liberals warming up to Hitler!

Recent polling shows that today's US liberals' preferences on social order and governing style are increasingly aligning with that of Adolph Hitler's NAZI party in 1930s-40s Germany. Stay tuned!

written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021

Belichick reveals he'd be a stand up comic if not for football

Belichick told reporters he was about to become a comic on the Boston scene when he landed his NFL job. For his act he did zany impersonations, wore funny hats and inflated surgical gloves on his head

written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021

Jagger in ICU pleads for help but staff thinks he's performing

Reports say Mick is at St Thomas' Hospital with an unknown malady. In a semi-conscious state last evening, he cried out for help but orderlies thought he was singing "Sister Morphine" Full story

written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021

Jagger in ICU pleas for help but staff thinks he's performing

Suffering from an unknown malady, Mick was in a semi-conscious state last evening and apparently called for help but orderlies thought he was singing "Sister Morphine', crowded around him for a show

written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021

Brexit Named: Fake News

Recently, Brexit has been overlooked, and it is revisited now by scientists. We have realised that the country cannot physically move from the EU, therefore it will always be placed in Europe.

written by YTRedIsEvil, 12 May 2021

Eric Trump: Dad thinks he can take Putin if he has to fight him

Eric told a good friend recently that his father talks about Putin “all the time” and apparently he contemplates a scenario in which they might duke it out. Eric added " No way is Dad afraid of him!"

written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021

Aggrieved seagulls go on the attack, gripe they're most under appreciated birds on Earth

Animal psychic Howie Smith was violently attacked by a flock of seagulls after extended discourse with the birds. They are demanding that "humans recognize and acknowledge" them for their "greatness"

written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021

Putin hears of Trump's bravado; Trump now in hiding

Reports of Eric Trump's stories about his dad's boasts reached the office of Vladimir Putin today. After a brief period of chaos at Mar-a-Lago this evening, sources say Trump will be away indefinitely

written by Earthvessel, 13 May 2021

McCarthy forgets about his Bossman's opinion on 2020 election

Asked about the ouster of Liz Cheney, GOP minority leader Keven McCarthy said “I don’t think anyone questions the validity of the 2020 election” when we asked “what about Trump?” He said “oh yeah...”

written by Earthvessel, 13 May 2021

Old woman calls police to report violent WWWF match on TV

Police called to an NYC home last night found an upset elderly woman. Ms,Ida Karos, who is visiting family, has lived in a remote Greek village her entire life. She was upset by a TV wrestling match

written by Earthvessel, 13 May 2021

Government launches new war on drugs. Tagline: "Drugs? Not cool man!"

The FDA and DHS have joined forces to launch a new phase in the War on Drugs. They employed an elite cadre of consultants who came up with the smart slogan, sure to work: Drugs? NOT Cool ma!

written by Earthvessel, 13 May 2021

Breaking: Honey Boo Boo has a stuffy nose

The star of reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo spent the day in "mild to moderate discomfort" due to a minor physical abnormality causing higher than normal mucus production. Updates to follow

written by Earthvessel, 14 May 2021

Man named Dick Johnson says "I cant believe my luck!"

Gas Station manager Richard "Dick" Johnson believes he's very lucky to have been given what he calls a "double-barreled name". Dick feels his name accounts for his extraordinary luck with the ladies!

written by Earthvessel, 14 May 2021

The "Old Lady" is named the most underrated threat to men for the 12th straight year

Jim Silk, CEO of PCKR: "We think about old women as meek, frail little people who are just trying to get by. What we overlook is it is in fact a Woman. One that's been around and has honed her skills!

written by Earthvessel, 14 May 2021

Stay The Night At Late Comedian $38M NYC Penthouse And Tell Us If It's Haunted

Some are only possible if you're a real estate agent ask New Yorkers to stay the night or if you're in a deal to purchase whether to open as a comedy trial as sign up for a drug trial to earn money.

written by michelesc, 15 May 2021

Angry Baltimore man demands chance to run in the Preakness

New racing fan Harry Coleman, 42 of Baltimore wants it known he's been denied entry to the Preakness. Coleman, who admits he has never won a footrace, believes he has the right to run if he so desires

written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021

World peace rally protestor knocked unconscious for not wearing a mask

An unidentified protestor at the Eastham World Peace Rally was rush to the hospital after being knocked unconscious. The attacker later said "If he comes back here without a mask I'll do it again!"

written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021

Shark Tank’s Kevin O’leary loses eye in new product snafu

Mr. Wonderful was demoted Friday when an inventor's popcorn maker shot four scalding kernels into his right eye. O’leary seemed interested & tried getting a closer look at the product when shots fired

written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021

Magilla Gorrila arrested for vagrancy in Los Angeles

Beloved 60s childrens star Magilla Gorilla was found in an alley unconscious by police last night. Reportedly the luckless ape has been sobbing wandering the area panhandling while drinking cheap wine

written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021

Black man found unconscious, shot by Detroit police then sent to hospital

A middle-aged black man suffering from diabetes passed out on downtown Detroit's Woodward Ave.yesterday. Police shot the man then sent him to the hospital. Police said shooting was routine protocol.

written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021

Man & cat plan to wed. Man says "Never been happier!" Cat staying mum

Jack Bates 32, of Plaistow, NH admits it was love at first with his cat Preet. He's elated that she's consented to wed. Preet seems content but has not yet spoken on this-or any other topic.Stay tuned

written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021

All Americans now being closely monitored. More to follow

The NSA today confirmed it monitors every move of every US citizen. No word yet from citizens themselves except for one YouTuber who plans a "kickass" video. Asked for comment, he said "Just wait!"

written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021

Geddy Lee's nose inducted into Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

Rush front man Geddy Lee admits he would not be where he is today if not for his big nose. Fans know it's because of its size that Geddy's schnoz enables him to play three instruments simultaneously

written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021

Female is spotted at Rush concert, thought it was Little Feat

Jill Burk was surrounded by 18,000 men at last night's show. When asked, she said "all the guys were really polite and considerate." She told us she'd mistaken Rush for American rock band Little Feat.

written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021

Old captain names his tug boat after Robert Kraft

Tim Bowman has been a happy tug boat skipper 40 years and a life long fan of the NE Patriots. He's decided to merge his two great loves by naming his tug boat after "everyone's favorite billionaire"

written by Earthvessel, 16 May 2021

Gay clowns still stigmatized by John Wayne Gacy

John W. Gacy liked to dress as a clown, have sex with men then murder them. Unfortunately for gay clowns who mean no harm, people can't help but think of Gacy any time they encounter a gay clown

written by Earthvessel, 16 May 2021

Tom Cruise Protests Lack Of Diversity In Golden Globes Awards By Returning His Three Statues...

...Oh, sorry, correction, he returned three G.I. Joe action figures.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 16 May 2021

NFL considers discontinuing mentally challenged officials

We know the NFL as a most compassionate operation. So the move to remove its current officials, known to be mentally challenged is tough. The refs were hired as a kind gesture toward the handicapped

written by Earthvessel, 16 May 2021

Lid is blown off the "Science is Real" movement

Self described "lowbrowmun" learned enough science in the past year to determine the "pro-science" movement is actually a conspiracy involving a cadre of "dorks" led by the evil, diminutive Dr. Fauci

written by Earthvessel, 16 May 2021

Expression "Mad as a hatter" is outlawed in the U.S.

After careful deliberation & emotional argument on both sides, US Congress voted to outlaw this expression. The clinching argument: The saying stereotypes hatters who, some say, may not all be crazy

written by Earthvessel, 16 May 2021

Infatuated man admits: I'm only in it for the boobage!

Begging that he remain anonymous, a Lynn man admitted that his obsession with British Youtube star Toyah is essentially due to her large and supple breasts. He added "human boobs are my favorite!"

written by Earthvessel, 17 May 2021

Survey: Most kids shocked to learn cameras were once used to take pictures of other people

In a recent Gallup poll only 29% of kids under 25 knew cameras were once used primarily to take pictures of other people (non-selfies). 16% said they never thought about taking shots of other people

written by Earthvessel, 17 May 2021

Fenway fan tradition of singing Sweet Caroline initiated by a Hollywood plot

An upcoming feature reveals that a tradition in which fans sing Neil Diamond song Sweet Caroline after the 7th inning at Fenway came is a result of a devious Hollywood plot. Details forthcoming soon

written by Earthvessel, 17 May 2021

Science believers become deniers after CDC says "no more masks"

Crowds of concerned citizens swarmed their town centers Friday to harass and bully people not wearing masks. One woman was heard screaming: "They've no right to lift the order! We're in great danger!"

written by Earthvessel, 18 May 2021

Maskless man beaten senseless by Concord, MA moms & daughters

Ash Wilbur, professor of History at BU is in stable condition in a local ICU after he was badly beaten by a swelling, angry group of do-good moms and their daughters roving the streets of Concord, MA

written by Earthvessel, 18 May 2021

New law makes it OK to attack anyone who says "Powers that be"

A once popular expression has in recent years, been losing favor, and now, sadly is prohibited by law. Anyone using the term "powers that be" is prone to receive a legal and severe beating on the spot

written by Earthvessel, 18 May 2021

Experts divided on definition of "Numbnuts"

Two factions have formed in a debate over a beloved term. A group known as the Rockers say Numbnuts is "just an idiot". But the Mods say it's one with dead testicles, who is dull &unable to reproduce

written by Earthvessel, 18 May 2021

Bill Gates accused of sexual harassment

Accuser says, "He tried to sleep with me. But then I found out why he named his company MicroSoft."

written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 18 May 2021

Officials find a trend: People "shelter-in-place' at home every night

Scientists recently discovered an interesting trend. People around the world tend to enter their homes & shelter-in-place regularly at each day's end! They'll continue to monitor this situation for us

written by Earthvessel, 18 May 2021

World War III

China accuses India of nicking their virus!

written by unknown

Boris Johnson does a 'Pontius Pilatus!'

In a desperate attempt to blame anybody else but himself, Boris Johnson washed his hands of all responsibility and blamed the Indian owners of Jaguar for importing yet another mutation into the UK!

written by unknown

Ole Solskjaer blames protesting United fans for the teams demise!

In a desperate attempt to blame anybody but himself, Solskjaer told tabloids protesting United fans disturbed his lullabying as his players, sucking thumbs and dummies, attempted to get some kip!

written by unknown

Biden turns into a 'butthole!'

In a desperate attempt to get some tabloid/satirical attention, Biden has told his PR team to turn him into a 'Butthole!' Trump is suing him for plagiarism!

written by unknown

Jaggedone turns 70 and blames God!

Infamous spoofer, Jaggedone turned 70 and told God to F himself for creating humans not in his image! Instead he turns humans into grumpy old bastards!

written by unknown
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