There were 309 spoof news snippets published in 2020. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
The big Apple to improve its smell.
The mayor of New York City wants to form an army of dedicated flatulants to fill the air with foul smell to scare off the virus. The IRS want their ideas back.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Barack Obama's book, 'A Promised Land' has sold 3.3 million copies so far, however...
...the Trump Pee Tape is still a hot seller on Fornicators.Com with 69.999 million copies sold just last week.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 18 December 2020
Having a whale of a time
A large humpback whale has just washed up on the beach near Malibu CA.
Officials deny that it was just the President of the United States, Donald J.Trump
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Even Before Taking Office New Transportation Secretary is Issuing Mandates
Mayor Pete B got a fast start. TransSec-designee ditched outdated, hetero-biased confirmation B*S* and issued immediate mandates. All buses must fly Rainbow colors. All interstates renamed Gay Pathways.
written by Trinculoman, 19 December 2020
Moth a real headache for Trump
United States of America President, Donald J. Trump, has been taken into custody for running over a rare Mexican moth which has been voted moth of the month here in Mexico.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Liz "Pocahontas" Warren is Peeved at Not Getting Treasury Secretary Nod
"Pokey" Warren has called in her band of Medicine Men to do a dance for evil spirits to further ravage the dried sponge brain of "Dopey" Joe. She also challenged Janet Yellen to a "squaw" knife fight.
written by Trinculoman, 19 December 2020
Wife not a life says desperate female
The wife of a leading physician has said that being a wife is bad for your health. "Try being an elephant or a donkey. It's much healthier," she declared, as a team of white-coated psychiatrists neared.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Grandfather Frost Accused of Hacking Santa's Naughty List
Any links to U.S. cybersecurity breech? According to Trump, "Not Nyet!"
written by Kilroy, 20 December 2020
Trump surprises again
President Donald J Trump has appointed the missing pilot of Malay flight MH370 to head up a medical team to find a vaccine for the Covid-19 virus. Why? "I like him. He's my kind of guy," said Trump.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Cure for Covid 19 announced
A Bakersfield man claims he has found a cure for Covid-19. "It's called death, and it works," he said, grinning from ear to ear. He refused to add any further explanation lest he disappoint his fans.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Fourth of July Lemmings Day
The Fourth of July will not be celebrated this year. It will pass as just another day where three thousand people die. So let's all be lemmings and do what good lemmings do.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
The Queen is stroppy
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has made a speech directed at all the people living rough in the UK. In it, she tells them to get off their backsides and work for a living. Her Maj can't stand incivility.
written by whatinthe world, 17 May 2020
Inveterate Enemy Collaborator John Kerry's Got a New Gig
"Treasonator" Kerry was dubbed "Coitus Liaison" when 'Dopey' Joe did his usual lip bumble. "Avec pleisir," responded Frog-0-phile John. He's planning many in-depth tete-a-tetes avec Madame Macron.
written by Trinculoman, 21 December 2020
Kim comes out of seclusion
North Korean President, Kim Jong-un, has reappeared after a mysterious absence, to say he had been kidnapped by a coven of squirrels intent on regime change in Pyong Yang.
written by whatinthe world, 17 May 2020
China's final solution
The governing body of the People's Republic of China has decided that, if they can't kill most of humanity with the virus, then they will eliminate the rest with a nuclear bomb. Simple!
written by whatinthe world, 17 May 2020
North Korea's Kim on a nautical trip
North Korean president, Kim Jong-un, has thanked the US Navy for saving him, after he tried to swim to Japan in order to confuse western intelligence agencies. He now wants to be an Olympic swimmer.
written by whatinthe world, 17 May 2020
Far-Right Daily Express, never right!
UK tabloid, Daily Express, is so Far-Right, there's nothing 'LEFT!'
written by unknown
This Year’s Presidential Election Will Be Determined By How Many Likes Each Candidate Receives On Their Tweets
This gives Trump a huge advantage over Biden, seeing how little Biden tweets.
written by mikewadestr, 21 May 2020
Daily Mail head so far up its Butt, it's turning Brown!
UK tabloid the Daily Mail has its 'Medusa Heads' so far up butt, it's turning the same colour as Hitler-Youth uniforms!
written by unknown
Now listen here everybody.
British Chancellor of the Exchequer, Nigel Nobody, has announced he has nothing important to announce for the time being, and will let everybody know when that changes, if ever it does.
written by whatinthe world, 22 May 2020
White Cliffs of Dover disappearing!
Ferry passengers heading towards Dover swear they cannot see the White Cliffs! Thousands of stranded Eastern European truckers crapping down the cliffs have turned them brown!
written by unknown
Joe and his socialist dream
Unofficially endorsed US Presidency candidate, Joe Biden, wants to buy up all the country's fruit production, worth billions every year. Next stop, car manufacture. Joe, what the hell is going on?
written by whatinthe world, 22 May 2020
EU trade deal scuppered by the Royal Oak!
British battleship Royal Oak has been ordered to bombard any deal seen on the French horizon. Nigel Farage, Johnson's bum-licker, is now Admiral Farage on board the mighty Royal Oak!
written by unknown
Ringo charged with vagrancy
Ex-Beatle drummer, Ringo Starr, has been charged with one count of vagrancy following his arrest while begging for music ideas on a Los Angeles freeway. Starr offered no plea, and will spend time in the slammer.
written by whatinthe world, 27 May 2020
Jaggedone's love affair with his Brit roots has been executed!
A life-long love affair has ended. Jaggedone once loved his roots, now he regards them as irreparable, so he decided to sentence them to the 'Electric Chair'! It was over in a sparking Brexit flash!
written by unknown
Starr is a star
Ex-Beatle, Ringo Starr, has been appointed an ambassador for Islamic State, as well as other known terrorist groups. Said Starr: "These guys are crazy about me. I love it!" The FBI will question him.
written by whatinthe world, 27 May 2020
Sydney has a problem
The people of Sydney, Ontario in Canada are fed up to the back teeth with tourists confusing their town with Sydney, Australia. "People keep asking me where's the Opera House? Crazy!!" cried one local.
written by whatinthe world, 27 May 2020
Man with a new dimension on life
A plumber from Ohio has laid claim to be the first person to experience the fourth dimension. "It's cool and, hey, I saw Elvis," said the excited man. Some believe him, many don't.
written by whatinthe world, 27 May 2020
The Origin of Fruitcake
Factoid from the Music Channel on Cable: “Fruitcake originated in Egypt and was intended for the afterlife.”
That explains a lot.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 22 December 2020
Santa delayed by regulations
Some Christmas presents will be delayed this year because of regulatory hold ups at Santa's. A new lady elf is checking safe loading before releasing the sleigh. She is Elf Ann Seiphtee.
written by Joel Kaye, 23 December 2020
J. K. Rowling Story Delayed
Publishing of the eBook for "Harry Potter and the 3-Dick Manticore Vagina" has stalled, as J. K. Rowling declined to continue work on the story due to creative differences on character design.
written by Zabdgrov667, 12 June 2020
Nascar Bans Confederate Flag
Dukes Of Hazard fans and racists were sorely disappointed in the lane change from Nascar. Still OK to wear white hoods and wave swastikas from the stands though!
written by Paul Blake, 12 June 2020
La Guardia's $4 Billion Makeover
The most hated airport in America says they spent the money on new pay phones, killing rats, runway potholes, kicking out the homeless— oh, and moving the airport out of New Jersey!
written by Paul Blake, 12 June 2020
Tokyo Olympics now a poor imitation
The organisers of the Tokyo Olympics have announced a low scale event will be held next year with just two sports to be on display: judo and karate. Every other sport will just have to, ahem, eat crow
written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020
Tokyo Olympics seek a new market
Organisers of the Tokyo Olympics have announced a low scale event will be held next year with just two sports on display: mud wrestling and nude marathons. Perverts are particularly encouraged to come
written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020
Trump to leave office
US President Donald Trump has announced he will resign the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. Reading from a prepared statement while wearing black face he said that someone had put acid in his tea.
written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020
Man finds lost painting in abandoned hatchery....
Gets his Monet for nothing and his chicks for free
written by Kilroy, 27 December 2020
Trump chickens out
US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He said that Saudi assassins were after him and he wasn't going to stay in office any time longer.
written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020
Unidentified Object in Bagging Area
A despairing supermarket checkout assistant threw herself off a shopping trolley earlier today. "She must have mistaken Tesco for 'Tosca'" a passing opera-lover remarked.
written by Joel Kaye, 29 December 2020
Trump has better things to do
US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He has just signed a movie deal with Paramount Pictures for a film on his life starring with Tom Cruise
written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020
Kids didn't expect dad to end pet's funeral in cremation.
As if seeing Sparky lying there lifelessly wasn't hard enough, here comes dad with the gasoline and a box of matches immediately following the eulogy.
written by Jake Turner, 13 June 2020
Disney's new "Lion King" movie to feature Simba and Nala looking for a third
Disney announced earlier this week, "We know this is a bold move, but we here at Disney are very excited to start teaching kids just how great it can be to spice things up with your partner."
written by Jake Turner, 13 June 2020
Quite kid taking careful notes during school shooter drill
One classmate said: "He never spoke up in class, and when he did he usually got made fun of, but in this drill he was more involved than I've ever seen. I sure hope he learns to defend himself soon."
written by Jake Turner, 13 June 2020
"New Update Is Vista for 2020" Says Microsoft
Windows 10 ver 2004 (codename "Soft-ANTIFA") will bring a new level of suffering to computer users. Vista (2013) was like Hell-on-Earth, but the "Soft-ANTIFA" update is Infinity-Apocalypse Super!!!
written by Zabdgrov667, 13 June 2020
Mayor Pete Trying To Gain Some Kind of Attention in the Current Chaos
From the rented garage he hired after leaving office, the former South Bent Mayor has formed a revolutionary gang he's betting will be the next 'hot' draw in street occupation-Motor Pool Gay-Bangers.
written by Trinculoman, 16 June 2020
Evil lizard lurks in Trump's mind
US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He is convinced that a large alien lizard is watching his every move, and will soon strike out.
written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020
Prince Charles secret desires out in the open
His Royal Highness Prince Charles has confessed that he has had enough -he wants to be a woman. He believes his life would be more fulfilling if he could only wear a twin set with pearls.
written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020
Dead, buried but alive
A Chicago man was declared medically dead, and buried, but then dug himself out of his grave in a phenomenal set of circumstances. His Houdini-like escape has angered many people who hated him.
written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020
Trump and his fishy behaviour
Gangs of youths have stormed the White House in Washington demanding that President Trump release his pet goldfish from confinement in the Oval Office. Trump replied with the entire National Guard.
written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020
Astronauts demand real food
Astronauts aboard the ISS craft have demanded that NASA export a floating fast food restaurant so they can chow down on burgers and fries instead of liquid muck otherwise known as sustenance.
written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020
Breakfast Condiments to Go "Anti-Racist"
Pancake Syrups are avoiding products with Old-Time-Black-Woman-Imagery.... New packaging uses a large, penis-shaped, plastic container (because it's not racist). LGBTQ-Vagina bottles also announced.
written by Zabdgrov667, 18 June 2020
Gwyneth's using excrement now
US actress Gwyneth Paltrow has released a new perfume with the unusual name of Smells Like My Bog After a Good Curry. She hopes to sell thousands of the product so let's see what eventuates.
written by whatinthe world, 19 June 2020
President Kim has an idea
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has declared that South Korea should be annexed and converted into one enormous Disney themed fun park. Kim is long time member of the "Mousecateers" and likes cheese
written by whatinthe world, 19 June 2020
Putin putting his body first
Russian Premier Vladimir Putin has posed naked for a porn web site dedicated to oversize body parts. Putin has enormous pectoral muscles that would shame Arnold Schwarzenegger. But that's not all.
written by whatinthe world, 19 June 2020
Mrs Trump gazumps
US First Lady Melania Trump has absconded from the White House and taken up residence in the Slovenian embassy. She is reportedly seeking political asylum. Her vote in November will not be missed.
written by whatinthe world, 19 June 2020
K-Pop Fans Snatch Other Trump Tickets
K-Pop fans who pranked Dopey Don's big Tulsa rally, also plan to snatch up all the tickets to his big war crimes trial in The Hague next year, but say, this time, they will attend.
written by Paul Blake, 25 June 2020
Peaceful Protesters Versus Russian Bounty Hunters
President Trump was too busy fighting peaceful protesters in front of a church to go after Russia for putting a bounty on the lives of U.S. soldiers.
written by K.C. Bell, 29 June 2020
Trump holds July 4th celebration on July 3rd
White House staffers tried very hard to convince Trump that July 4th is held on July 4th, but the President wouldn't hear of such nonsense, holding his big Mt. Rushmore celebration on the 3rd.
written by Paul Blake, 04 July 2020
Trump And The Nazis
Will Donald Trump include Nazis in his National Garden Of Heroes? Or maybe they'll have a Garden of their own to include Confederate generals.
written by K.C. Bell, 05 July 2020
Shit happens
Writers in the city of Bogpan have demonstrated against the city leaders by hurling shit in their general direction. Hope they get the f...ing message. Once and for all.
written by whatinthe world, 07 July 2020
Queen takes over
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has just invoked special powers that enable her to rule absolutely over the United Kingdom. She will rule by decree and nobody not even PM BoJo can stop her from this.
written by whatinthe world, 07 July 2020
Donald Trump Paid A Friend To Take His SAT Exam?
No wonder Donald Trump taps his head with his little finger when he says, "I'm a very intelligent person."
written by K.C. Bell, 08 July 2020
Amoeba-Loving Comb-Over Activists Demand Justice!
I.M.Barelystringly has had enough! He leads the down-trodden lot of comb-over guys who champion the free-living, Libertarian lives of amoebas. "One-cells are being trashed by zoological elitists!"
written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020
Amalgamated Toe-Sniffers (ATS) Are Aggrieved!
Pukey Funguson is pissed! She heads the ATS and is railing against the outright exclusion of toe-sniffers from the cultural mainstream! "We have the constitutional right to expose and sniff at will!"
written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020
CHOP Free-Range Poopers (FRP) Sue Seattle after the Clean-up
Dirk Assdribble, spokesdork for CHOP FRP, filed suit in court today. "We've been denied our right to poop in public! It's a denial of a basic biological right! Seattle will pay through the sh*tter!"
written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020
Protestors paint giant 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' on the street in front of Trump Tower...
...and 'YOU SUCK!' on the streets behind it and beside it.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 10 July 2020
Invisible man and his creativeness.
A Surrey man has claimed to have mastered the art of invisibility. "I just hide under my bed and yell loudly" he said. People are mystified by it and can't see through his trickery.
written by whatinthe world, 11 July 2020
Elvis is alive!
A sheep farmer from Idaho has denied kidnapping someone who claimed to be Elvis Presley. "I deny any rumour suggesting that the King is hiding in my hay bale" he said. We wait with abated breath.
written by whatinthe world, 11 July 2020
Snoop Dog admirers beware!
Police in rural Pennsylvania have arrested the entire population of one village after it was found they had deliberately dressed up as rapper Snoop Dog. Such appalling taste can't be tolerated any more.
written by whatinthe world, 11 July 2020
Trump Wearing A Mask
Actually, Donald Trump looks better when he wears a mask.
written by K.C. Bell, 11 July 2020
Trump Cover Up
Since Donald Trump looks better wearing a mask, he might consider wearing a hazmat suit during the campaign.
written by K.C. Bell, 11 July 2020
History And Trump
It is inevitable historians will list Donald Trump as one of the worst presidents of the United States, and that he was helped into the White House by Vladimir Putin.
written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020
Jared Kushner's Future
Looking to the future, Jared Kushner is considering the offer to manage a Nordstrom's in Djibouti.
written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020
Melania Trump After The White House
After Melania Trump's time spent in the White House, she might return to Slovenia where she owns half the country. Smart real estate investor, the former Ms. Knauss could also run for president.
written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020
Cretins are easily rid
A Newark doctor claims.he has discovered a cure for cretinism. He believes cretins can be gotten rid of by being dumped in acid. Some believe this is murder however the good doctor doesn't believe so.
written by whatinthe world, 14 July 2020
When in Iceland.....
People of a Icelandic village have declared a four day embargo on pop artist Madonna. Why? "Because we bloody will can" they maintained. Madonna doesn't know where Iceland is.
written by whatinthe world, 14 July 2020
One good tern.....
Northern Atlantic terns have accidentally flown west rather than down south for winter. Scientists say it's because they watched too many TV westerns. Even John Wayne movies. Oh my giddy giddy aunt!!!
written by whatinthe world, 14 July 2020
Trump And Dystopia
Trump predicts a dystopian future if Biden is elected. The present is the dystopian United States. There's more to the job than grabbing a woman by the pussy.
written by K.C. Bell, 15 July 2020
Uncle Donald And Children
Remember, Donald Trump, put children in cages at the border and now insists on putting children in schools during this coronavirus pandemic. Thinks he cares more about the children or economy?
written by K.C. Bell, 15 July 2020
Dr. Tony Fauci's Got A New "Hands-On" Gig
Doc has been signed up to display his well-manicured digits as the new 'Male Nail-Guy'. Fauch-ster's mits will appear in all chick mags, along with his scientific tips on how best to pick your nose.
written by Trinculoman, 18 July 2020
Trump to resign the Presidency
United States President Donald J Trump will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. Trump accidentally ordered the carpet bombing of Beijing, the Chinese capital and now it's hurting him.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
World first medical procedure
A Chicago doctor has performed the world's first athuroscopilabotomic procedure. When asked what the word meant and how it was pronounced, he couldn't answer on both counts.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
Amazing golf shot
A New Haven, Connecticut golfer claims to have smashed a golf ball 18 miles with a regulation club. The owner of a pleasure cruiser can testify to that claim following the breaking of a window.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
Rudeness epidemic
Corona virus has been responsible in an increase of rude bastards annoying normal citizens going about their business. Kind bastards are unfortunately on the decline along with Salvation Army helpers.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
Bravery rewarded
Staff at thespoof.com were compelled to leave their offices when a disgruntled writer appeared brandishing a samurai sword. The offender has since been awarded the freedom of the city by the Mayor.
written by whatinthe world, 19 July 2020
In Future News: Donald Trump Presidential Library and Museum burns down to the ground...
...all three books, one of which was only partially colored in, were lost in the fire.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 July 2020
Washington Monument under threat
The janitor who manages the Washington Monument has been placed under arrest on suspicion of preparing to steal the edifice and sell it to Canada. He was found with a hammer, displacing blocks.
written by whatinthe world, 20 July 2020
Obama dog latest Covid19 victim
Corona virus has claimed the life of Ex President Obama's dog Trevor. Barack said that Trev was generally a good dog except when he soiled the carpet with his emissions. He was buried next to JFK.
written by whatinthe world, 20 July 2020
Trump's Spray Tan will Indicate COVID Warning Level
Trump will now use the color of his spray-tanned face to show the current warning level of the virus.
'Today, the warning level is bright orange,' explains Press Secretary McNanany.
written by Paul Blake, 22 July 2020
Washington Redskins NFL team to drop offensive part of team name...
...will no longer have 'Washington' in its name.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 22 July 2020
Wind change for The Donald
US President, Donald J Trump, has promised to cease breaking wind every time he leaves the Presidential limousine. Secret service men were complaining about the foul smell generated every time he left
written by whatinthe world, 22 July 2020
OK Google
Today Google announced it is stepping up it's online shopping site to compete more with Amazon. Said literally everyone, "Google has a shopping site? And people actually use that? Yeah, OK Google."
written by Xavier Fairbanks, 23 July 2020
Republican Convention In House Of Representatives?
Donald Trump would love to have his Republican Convention in the House of Representatives, but guess whose permission he would need? Yep! Nancy Pelosi.
written by K.C. Bell, 24 July 2020
Deppe claims that Heard is the devil
Johnny Deppe has sworn that his ex-wife, Amber Heard, is the Devil incarnate. He claims that, on numerous occasions, she has grown horns and sported a tail. Deppe will tell all in a new book.
written by whatinthe world, 25 July 2020
Trump: I'm Batman
President Donald J Trump has announced he will wear the Batman costume if he thinks it will convince protestors to stay off the streets. He"ll even wear it for the State of the Union address.
written by whatinthe world, 25 July 2020
Plumbing mistake
A plumber has become the victim of his own work after he managed to fall into a latrine and was duly sucked into the sewer pipe. He is now somewhere in the north Atlantic Ocean.
written by whatinthe world, 27 July 2020
Breakaway protest group called 'Defun The Police' forms in the U.S...
...which means no more fun parties, Nintendo, or waterpark visits for the police!
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 28 July 2020
