Janet, who lost her favourite red mug a while ago is now seen as the office sociopath because she often brings in a homemade cake for the team.
The 51-year-old receptionist brings in her favourite walnut and coffee cake on the last Friday of the month to cheer everyone up, but now says she will stop, as a recent study has shown that cake is as dangerous to the health of office workers as passive smoking used to be.
A teary-eyed Janet said 'There I was thinking I was bringing some joy to the office, and I was just putting people's lives at risk'.
Accounts Assistant Sue said 'It is sad that Janet feels this way. We will still be eating her cake, whatever a health and safety report says. It is Political Correctness gone bad, and no mistake.'
