Ever-Pleasing Sex Robots for Adults not too Far in the Future

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Sunday, 15 January 2023

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The super Computer monster sites Amazing and Giggle are secretly racing to develop Sex Robots and see Big money in them.

A Hacker was talking to a Giggle Writer Bot and the Bot innocently spilled the Robotic Beans - so to speak.

It seems they will make only female adult Caucasian sex robots to start with.

They will all be coy Virgins - and as many times as you want them to be Virgins.

Or a few verbal commands and they become insatiable Robotic Sluts.

They can vary their height and will offer three breast sizes - medium. large, and Humongous. Also, large vibrator mouths for oral activities.

They will have rechargeable batteries - the charging outlet in the Anal area.

They will have basic Massage capabilities and are programmed too totally please.

At the end they say - 'Thank you for Having me'. "

(Story by Dr. Futuro's writer Bot - Lenny.)

(Dr. Futuro is in Nepal meditating)

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