None of the Popes Care if Priests have Sex

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 6 January 2023

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An article in Religious Rapture magazine concludes none of the Popes care if priests have sex.

American Evangelicals love to 'knock' the religious enemy - Catholicism and the Pope. (Standing in their way to more Power and Money).

Basically, Popes and Bishops prefer priests have no sex with Children - (and women can get pregnant) - so sex with Men is safest.

Early in Church history - for about 1, 000 years - Priests were Married.

But Since the Pope has to theoretically stay Celibate - everyone else has too also.

(Although in the Past, many Popes had children who also became Popes.)

And in the Middle Ages - the Church historically had Royal Abbesses with the religious Power of a Bishop - (but let's pretend that didn't happen).

Anyway - The Church has invested a lot in a Priest, Bishop, or Archbishop - by the time they 'Don the Robe' - and can't lose that investment.

So 'look away' or 'cover - up' is historically the standard approach of the local Bishop - and with Higher clergy - by the Pope himself.

(So, priests' sex lives go on as Usual - except for the occasional 'Hiccup' when a Bishop or Archbishop is caught.)

It's a Sin the way they handle Priests and Bishops having Sex with the Faithful.

At least that is how the Evangelicals see it.

(Basil Blathering - Olde Church News).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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