Strip Club Owner Opens Soho Restaurant - 'Girl's Thighs Marsala' is Popular

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Tuesday, 17 January 2023

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The owner of an illicit Soho Strip Club loves to cook.

He is combining is two Loves in one business by opening an elegant illegal restaurant in the basement of the building.

The young beautiful Strippers, also doubling as waitresses, come to the table and serve the meal.

Chicken Marsala is popular where you lick the Marsala Sauce off the waitresses Thighs rather than off the chicken's Thighs.

She dishes a little sauce on her thighs for you to lick off - between bites of chicken.

The tips are great, and the girls are happy.

And the customers seem very happy.

Dessert is Poached pears in Honey. Additional honey is offered from the girls naked breasts.

The meal is very expensive - but no complaints so far.

And it is getting very hard to book a reservation.

And there have been three marriages so far.

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