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Funny story: A Purse Snatcher In Detroit Arrested For Shooting A $1.2 Million Security Robot

A Purse Snatcher In Detroit Arrested For Shooting A $1.2 Million Security Robot

DETROIT – (Satire News) – The latest thing in security systems is the Autonomous Security Robot. Dow Chemical has produced the SR-907 Humdinger Extraordinaire and it is changing the way companies view security. The conical Chubby Wubby, as it h…

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Funny story: China 9045: Superior Android Celebrity Stalkers Roam Society!!!

China 9045: Superior Android Celebrity Stalkers Roam Society!!!

Beijing, China: It's the year 9045, and the Alibaba corporation dominates the black market with the illegal production of android stalkers that are being purchased by unscrupulous individuals. The cyborg singer, Miss Jiang Lailai, is the latest v…

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Funny story: Man Bins His Alexa After He Finds It Going Through His Stuff

Man Bins His Alexa After He Finds It Going Through His Stuff

New technology is all very nice, but when you find it spying on you, or going through your private possessions, it has surely overstepped the boundary, outlived its usefulness, and needs to go, and that's what happened to one man this week, when he f…

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Funny story: Germany Develops Robots That Can Build Other Robots

Germany Develops Robots That Can Build Other Robots

BERLIN – (Satire News) – The Berlin Guten Morgen Gazette has just divulged that Konig Wilhelm Inc. has invented a robot that can make other robots. The process was 17 years in the developmental stage, and was postponed twice due to the robots that…

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Funny story: The Valentine's Day tradition that gets the cream

The Valentine's Day tradition that gets the cream

Many Valentine's Day traditions are modern, commercial and trashy - the giving of cards, the pressure to send flowers - these are all recent inventions. Yet there is one popular tradition that is still going and started all the way back with St Valen…

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Funny story: A Man Mates With a Female Robot and Short Circuits It All to Hell

A Man Mates With a Female Robot and Short Circuits It All to Hell

FUKUOKA, Japan – (Satire News) – The Saki News Agency is reporting that a mechanical scientist who works for Japan’s Sayonara Samurai Robot Corporation was involved in a freak accident. Wakatoshi Origami, 29, who has worked as a mechanical scienti…

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Funny story: Google releases robot which will scratch your butt

Google releases robot which will scratch your butt

The Seattle consumer computer goods fair was treated to the rare sight of the President of Google dropping her pants to showcase the tech giant's latest product, the BS900, which is designed to scratch the user’s bottom. The robot will not have a nam…

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Funny story: Robot Goes Mad Online

Robot Goes Mad Online

An internet robot that is charged with carrying out automated forum posting of material on a satirical news website, took leave of its senses this morning, and went completely berserk. The robot, known as 'Forumbot', or 'Forum Bot', at TheSpoof.co…

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Funny story: Prostitutes in Switzerland initiate global protest against robotic sex dolls

Prostitutes in Switzerland initiate global protest against robotic sex dolls

In matters of the world’s oldest profession, prostitutes in Lucerne, Switzerland, are protesting over competition from sex robots. Robot dolls in Lucerne can be had at half the price, with a survey of 9,000 males in the area claiming that sex with...

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Funny story: The Drone Wars

The Drone Wars

UK police have announced a new weapon in the war on “people being a bit of a pain”, with the formation of a new crack drone unit. The unit's primary goal will be to combat the threat posed by the odd drone flying over Heathrow, but will probably...

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Funny story: HI-R-ME4 Robotics Research Lab Facing Litigation and Bankruptcy

HI-R-ME4 Robotics Research Lab Facing Litigation and Bankruptcy

HI-R-ME4 Robotics Research Corporation was supposed to be the "darling" of the high-tech world, but its recent failures have placed it in existential jeopardy. "I don't know what went wrong! We developed HI-R-ME4 in an effort to create a high-fun...

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Funny story: Rodeo Folk Do The Right Thing

Rodeo Folk Do The Right Thing

Succumbing to pressure from a community which has grown tired of the exploitation and abuse of animals, the Russian River Rodeo Association has voted 315 to 3 to replace their traditional affair this year with a "Virtual Rodeo." Using mechanical...

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Funny story: Con Conference: Theresa May Dances. Again. Kill Me.

Con Conference: Theresa May Dances. Again. Kill Me.

Theresa May faced up to those poking fun at her at Conference today by actually doing the thing that she considers to be dancing onto the stage. The Prime Minister confronted perceived humiliations she has suffered recently, none more so than when...

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Funny story: Melania Trump in for Repairs

Melania Trump in for Repairs

An aide of President Donald Trump, (Potus - hippopotamus abbreviated), has mistakenly revealed that his wife, Melania is "in for repairs". Melania Trump has not appeared in public for 24 days and it has now been announced she will not be accompany...

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Funny story: Uber Death Could Be Start Of 'Rise Of The Machines'

Uber Death Could Be Start Of 'Rise Of The Machines'

Experts investigating the death of a woman in Tempe, Arizona, are saying that the circumstances are "grimly reminiscent" of events portrayed in the 2003 Hollywood movie 'Terminator 3 - Rise Of The Machines'. According to eyewitnesses, Elaine Conno...

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Funny story: Housewives not satisfied with robot milkmen's service

Housewives not satisfied with robot milkmen's service

A trial run of milk delivery robots in Dorking has run into difficulty after a number of housewives complained that they were not fulfilling all of their duties. "Ooh," said Elsa Hornie of Privet Drive. "I couldn't wait for some of that milkman-ro...

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Funny story: Security robot dies chasing after a bird

Security robot dies chasing after a bird

Washington DC - A security robot answering to the name "Tin man", was found tipped over in a fountain in the cities largest mall today. Tin moonlighted as a gigilo in addition to his security job. A bird drinking at the walk in fountain triggered Ti...

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