A robot has won the Nobel Prize for Literature! The Noveltron 3000 has penned over 42 novels with universal themes of love and loss and man’s inhumanity to man – hitting all the notes for any jury – and blew the human competition away! Judges a…
The Oscars are over and already people have forgotten who won what and why. Fame is fleeting, and actors today will be unknown tomorrow. But what about the World of Tomorrow?! Science tells us that computer apps are now able to write screenplay…
Alexa was the first, but now there will be more robots, or AI thingys, to make our lives better and to take away our need to think for ourselves. “Alexa, do unicorns exist?” “No, unicorns are mythical, they do not really exist.” “Alexa, is B…
Advanced nanobot engineers have finally hooked up the brains of two people to act as one! They can’t think for themselves – only echo what their programmers have jammed into their skulls. Science knows no ethical bounds – yay! Remember The Termina…
A robot dinosaur in the Jurassic Park display at Disneyland has eaten three children! Ron DeSantis couldn’t be reached for comment, but a spokesperson for his office said that “Those children had been groomed by drag performers, so the dinosaur w…
A Boston company recently did a secret robot and human strip show in Paris for some big tech company executives - to show off the flexibility of their robot guard dogs. (And hopefully sell some of them.) The 'terminator - type' robot dogs ca…
Putin and Elon Musk have many things in common, and here’s one: they both love AI, or robots. Soon, robots will reach such advanced levels that you will no longer have a job. There will be robot police on every corner who can recite all the laws f…
The super Computer monster sites Amazing and Giggle are secretly racing to develop Sex Robots and see Big money in them. A Hacker was talking to a Giggle Writer Bot and the Bot innocently spilled the Robotic Beans - so to speak. It seems the…
New robot dogs are coming on the market next year, and the military world are excited! Want to own a dog that you don’t feed, but plug in? Want a dog that doesn’t bark all goddamn day and night? Want a dog that doesn’t get sick and cost you an arm…
Several News sites carry the Story of the first all Robotic McDonalds in Fort Worth, Texas. You go inside an 8"X10' room to order by touch screen - pay and go over to the delivery shelf. If you forget Pepper or Catsup or Coffee Creamers - or nee…
Hey, how you doin’? I’m Vinny Carbone I got one of those, whaddaya call it, Alexa robot things from Amazon or whatever. It’s a hunk a shit but my wife likes it, her idea, she says it’s the way of the future or some horseshit – future my ass! Anywa…
A Tesla electric car was given a test of its Robotic Self-Drive Mode by New Dawn, a non-profit Group. You just sit there playing cards or having sex (lady's choice), while the car goes to its destination. Unfortunately, in a real-world test,…
Logging onto an old email, I receive this: “To fight spam and abuse, please verify that you are not a robot”. I am then shown a picture of a fire hydrant and am asked to identify all the traffic lights. Wha? The Hal-9000 is on its way! Do compu…
An unexpected virus destroys eighty percent of the human race. Scientist quickly move to save humankind, by creating cyborg's that carry the human DNA of twenty percent of the human race. The cyborgs become the insurance policy for mankind. There…
MEMPHIS, Tennessee – (Satire News) – FedEx, the transportation giant has just announced that it has finally perfected the art of using electronic robot drivers to deliver their customers' products. A FedEx rep said that the company had been workin…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The latest thing in security systems is the Autonomous Security Robot. Dow Chemical has produced the SR-907 Humdinger Extraordinaire and it is changing the way companies view security. The conical Chubby Wubby, as it h…
Beijing, China: It's the year 9045, and the Alibaba corporation dominates the black market with the illegal production of android stalkers that are being purchased by unscrupulous individuals. The cyborg singer, Miss Jiang Lailai, is the latest v…
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