Archeologists from around the world gathered today near a site in North America where thousands of skeletons were discovered with raised middle fingers. Though the meaning of this has long been well known in the modern era, these eminent research…
A rare moment in archaeology has occurred in North Korea. First, it was amazing that Kim Jong-Un even let in foreign scientists to study the prehistory of the top of the Korean peninsula, but then again, Kim’s dictatorship doesn’t exactly encoura…
Our genetically close cousins Mr. and Mrs. Neander - lived in a seaside cave in Portugal 90,000 years ago. Excavations of one such cave - Grutada Figueroa Brava, 20 miles south of Lisbon was just completed - according to CCN News. The large…
An archaeological dig going on in the Sahara desert has revealed the Meaning Of Life! Long before the pharaohs, there were vast civilizations living where the Sahara is now, but, of course, they got covered in sand. Now, due to global warming send…
A BCC online news article mentions a new 12 - series BCC2 archaeology TV program - 'Digging up Britain'. The archaeologist is a hot blonde female in a black tank top and tight pants - (current garb when excavating apparently). First, they di…
According to an article in Yohoo News - Archaeologists have re - examined artifacts from a ten foot burial mound in South Russia and found that silver and Gold tubes were Straws for drinking Beer. They were used for a Rich Man's Beer Bashes - fo…
Archaeologists have uncovered a really ancient Wall carving in Sayburc, Turkey - as reported by Antiquity Magazine. It is a Limestone carving of a man holding his Penis - while Leopards approach him from both sides. It is in a large recently exca…
Just about ever day Gold is being found in England - (some in Ireland also). Roman gold, Viking gold, Tudor gold. Why shouldn't you find a few pieces of gold while on vacation? Get one of them used metal detectors and any place you go - l…
Fossilized human Bones 480, 000 years old were found at Boxgrove in Sussex several years ago - and have finally been analyzed. They were compared to human remains from a cave complex in Spain - which help identify them. The Early Brit. was named…
Polish Archaeologists excavating a Roman Military camp in Bulgaria, found a Roman 'fridge' - a food storage chamber made of pottery pieces - half buried in the ground. Inside they found cooked food (some burnt), pottery dishes - and a small bowl…
Since territorial disputes are always a problem for many countries, especially those which can’t stay within their own boundaries and always want more more MORE land in which to spread their virus of nationalism, land surveyors and miners and oil-fin…
An Egyptian Burial tomb, with lots of exotic goodies, has been found not far from Tel Aviv - near the ocean. Long before the Jews, the Egyptians owned Israel, called by some other other name. The mayor of Jerusalem had to send Egypt yearly tribut…
For many years, archaeologists have made claims that a large, boat-shaped mark on the Turkish mountain of Ararat matches the dimensions of the biblical craft. Records as far back as the time of Eusebius of Caesarea (275–339 CE) show that the hun…
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - A group of highly respected archaeologists have just made an amazing discovery. The group known as American Archies, have learned that the Incas of Peru, did not originate in Peru, as everyone thinks.
LISBON, Portugal - (Satire News) - A group of noted archaeologists from the tiny village of Que Paso, Portugal, which is located just a few miles outside of Lisbon have stumbled upon a fantastic discovery. The team led by 89-year-old bones expert,…
The smell of death is not one easily forgotten once it has been smelt, and that was the case for one family this week, after they became aware of a dreadful stench, in their bedroom, of some kind of animal which, despite a lengthy search, could not b…
The origin of the giant sarsen stones at Stonehenge has finally been discovered. "Everything we thought we knew has been wrong," English Heritage's Mike Ockup told us. "For centuries, we thought that these stones were the work of our ancestors in…
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