To Wank or Not to Wank - That is the Question

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Sunday, 11 December 2022

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Dave, have you been wanking on my slides again?!

Dr. Futuro is studying male reproduction at the Male Sperm Institute - and gives talks there. His latest talk is jokingly termed “To wank, or not to wank” (The Dr. always likes to give a shocking title to his Talks.)

This was something Hamlet probably said to himself many nights - (as he didn't have much of a sex life).

Leading science magazines will tell you that the average male produces over 500 Billion sperm in a lifetime. Where do they all go? Why, they Die of course - and Mother Nature designed it that way.

Most males Shed (a polite term for dying) - a billion sperm a month - as new Sperm are being generated. Men are literally walking Sperm machines.

So there is no harm in Wanking - as they are all going to die anyway.

Of course Religions tell you differently - but they use the method of - 'Guilt to Control' on you. It's worked for 2, 000 years.

So - a guy has 500 billion Sperm and produces 1 - 2 kids - (with help from the wife). The rest of the time Sex was designed by Nature for Pleasure.

And the Wife? - she starts out with 2 million potential Eggs at Birth and that gets whittled own to about one Egg a month - about 360 in her lifetime.

And she still produces the 1 - 2 kids - (or in developing nations 5 - 10 kids).

That is Nature - Folks.

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