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Funny story: Finally! A Male Member-Friendly Popcorn Box!

Finally! A Male Member-Friendly Popcorn Box!

Late yesterday, the Weifang Packada Eco-friendly Technology Corporation announced it has completed field-testing for a “penis-friendly” popcorn container. The container, designated as the WADAWAY21™ has undergone trials in 14 markets around the w…

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Funny story: Do You Recall Your First Sexual Experience?

Do You Recall Your First Sexual Experience?

Most people can recall their first sexual experience, but judging from the responses to the 2021 Postcards from the Pug Bus Sex Survey, not everyone puts a smiley face on that memory. A total of 1,167 people responded to the Pug Bus survey. This pene…

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Funny story: Man Got Spunk In His Eye

Man Got Spunk In His Eye

A man who is a confirmed habitual masturbator has told friends on social media of a recent incident in which an overzealous tug resulted in an 'unexpected outcome', when a blob of semen spurted out of his Jap's Eye into a corresponding orifice on his…

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Funny story: Masturbating now accepted as a healthy pastime during lockdown!

Masturbating now accepted as a healthy pastime during lockdown!

(NOT EDITED) Scientist studying anti-social human behaviour during lockdown have discovered that many taboo habits should now be fully accepted as NORMAL (Whatever that is!). The study looked at all age categories from teeny to OAP and came up wit…

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Funny story: Man Defers Wank For Another Time

Man Defers Wank For Another Time

A Fort Lauderdale man postponed a highly anticipated wank after realizing that he ran the risk of getting caught in the act by either his wife, his daughter or the guy who 'does the garden'. The man, whose identity cannot be revealed, had planned…

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Funny story: The Valentine's Day tradition that gets the cream

The Valentine's Day tradition that gets the cream

Many Valentine's Day traditions are modern, commercial and trashy - the giving of cards, the pressure to send flowers - these are all recent inventions. Yet there is one popular tradition that is still going and started all the way back with St Valen…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror

Nancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror

A male intern administrative assistant working in the Capitol Building in Washington DC has walked in on his boss, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, masturbating in her office, according to unverified rumors circulating online. Marvin Shawshank says hi…

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Funny story: President Trump FINALLY concedes he’s a wanker

President Trump FINALLY concedes he’s a wanker

Following the result of the US Presidential election on 3 November, 2020, when a majority of voters decided that Donald Trump is a wanker, a majority of the electoral college voted that he is a wanker, and a slew of court cases challenging the findin…

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Funny story: Zoom rolls out new worry-free masturbation feature, makes pork-pulling look like note-taking

Zoom rolls out new worry-free masturbation feature, makes pork-pulling look like note-taking

Zoom, the popular online video conferencing company, announced today a new feature with advanced artificial intelligence to let users masturbate without fussing with their camera and microphone settings, making it appear as if they are furiously tak…

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Funny story: Bukkake World Championships Called Off Due To Health Risk

Bukkake World Championships Called Off Due To Health Risk

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, has cast its shadow over normality again this evening, after the dangerous risk of spreading the virus put paid to the 2020 staging of one of the most eagerly-awaited events in the Japanese social calendar - the Bukkake Wor…

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Funny story: White Lies Matter as teen, who was caught taking too long in the bathroom, learns

White Lies Matter as teen, who was caught taking too long in the bathroom, learns

Teen, Gary Crane, while visiting his aunt Martha’s house, was caught taking too long in the bathroom and, to protect her embarrassment, said he was masturbating. ‘There’s a full length mirror in there,’ said aunt Martha, ‘and I sensed he was cove…

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Funny story: Man Claims He Has RSI As A Result Of Too Much Handwashing

Man Claims He Has RSI As A Result Of Too Much Handwashing

A man is trying to sue the government for damages after he alleged he was now suffering from Repetitive Strain Injury (RSI) as a direct result of washing his hands so frequently in order to try to avoud becoming a victim of the Coronavirus. Unempl...

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Funny story: Neil Shipperley Is A Wanker

Neil Shipperley Is A Wanker

The world of football, and of sport, in general, was alive with condemnation tonight for the former Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Southampton, Nottingham Forest, Sheffield United, Barnsley and Wimbledon centre-forward, Neil Shipperley, who, it turns out,...

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Funny story: Local Resident Constantly Finding It Difficult To Masturbate In "Newly Purchased" Haunted House

Local Resident Constantly Finding It Difficult To Masturbate In "Newly Purchased" Haunted House

Grand Rapids, Michigan. Sources confirmed Wednesday that Nathan Harbor, 57, is having profound difficulty masturbating in his newly-purchased home due to the fact that it's severely haunted. The CEO of International Wood Products, Inc. stated t...

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Funny story: Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...

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Funny story: RSPCA Calls for Government Action on Spanking the Monkey

RSPCA Calls for Government Action on Spanking the Monkey

"It's a cruel and unnecessary practice, and we need to get a grip on it," said Mr Eric J. Throbbing-Gristle, Chief Inspector of The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. "I am talking about the passion for monkey spanking as exhibit...

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Funny story: South African Government Minister Confirms What Everyone Thinks of Politicians

South African Government Minister Confirms What Everyone Thinks of Politicians

South Africa's security services have been accused of hacking a politician's phone after a private sex tape emerged. South Africans are gleefully sharing the video on WhatsApp and Home Affairs Minister Mr Gigaba apologised on Twitter to his family af...

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