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Funny story: Elon Musk Will Lead a Group of Volunteers To Colonize The Moon Very Soon

Elon Musk Will Lead a Group of Volunteers To Colonize The Moon Very Soon

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – One of the world’s foremost space explorers recently told Alpha Beta News Agency’s Mimosa Sabrosa of his next space exploratory goal. As of September, 2021, Musk is the second richest man in the world, right behind Amazon’…

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Funny story: The Big Splash Down

The Big Splash Down

Yes, Elon Musk did it again. Like Tesla wasn’t enough of an accomplishment, he followed Tesla with SpaceX. Cutting expenses, SpaceX is designed to work with reusable parts; and soft landings on barges in the ocean. Pretty soon, SpaceX transport was d…

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Funny story: Elon Musk's Space X’s "Imagination-4" Returns Triumphantly After a Successful 3-Day Orbit

Elon Musk's Space X’s "Imagination-4" Returns Triumphantly After a Successful 3-Day Orbit

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida – (Satire News) - A team of 4 unprofessional astronauts who lifted off on board the Falcon-9 rocket "Imagination-4," from the President Joseph “Joey” Biden Launch Complex 39-IUD at the Kennedy Space Center for a 3-day explorat…

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Funny story: Weirdo International Space Station Gets Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX

Weirdo International Space Station Gets Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX

SpaceX has sent up another supply ship to the International Space Station, (because NASA is too busy doing their nails), but an increasingly bizarre list of supply items is raising eyebrows. The Falcon rocket, launched on August 29 from Elon Musk'…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc., To Build The State-of-the-Art BM Cybertruck

Bezos-Musk Inc., To Build The State-of-the-Art BM Cybertruck

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency has confirmed that Bezos-Musk, Inc., has signed a contract with the Super Space Corporation to build the most advanced truck in the world. The BM Cybertruck was designed by a first-rate team of scientific…

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Funny story: Song - One Tin Astronaut

Song - One Tin Astronaut

(To be sung to the melody of “One Tin Soldier”) Listen children to a story That was told not long ago ‘Bout a rich guy on a mountain And his workers far below. On the mountain was a treasure Where the white guy paid no tax ‘Cause our tax law…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc. To Buy Guantanamo Bay Prison and Turn it Into The World's Largest Amusement Park

Bezos-Musk Inc. To Buy Guantanamo Bay Prison and Turn it Into The World's Largest Amusement Park

GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk,. Inc. has just purchased Guantanamo Bay Prison for $17.3 million. Co-CEO’s Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk spoke with Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel and…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy Manchester United

Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy Manchester United

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The largest company in the entire world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., has just made an offer to purchase England’s most popular football team (soccer in the US), the Manchester United Red Devils. Jeff Bezos said that althoug…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – NASA has just announced that after an intense round of negotiations, they have agreed to sell the planet Saturn to Elon Musk. Musk had been trying to purchase the Ringed Planet since October, 13, of 2016. A spoke…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc., Wants To Buy The Alamo and Turn It Into a Luxurious Historical Bed & Breakfast

Bezos-Musk Inc., Wants To Buy The Alamo and Turn It Into a Luxurious Historical Bed & Breakfast

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world Bezos-Musk Inc., has just announced that it is currently in negotiations with The Alamo Coalition Alliance, in an effort to purchase the historical Texas mission located in downtown…

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Funny story: Climate Change Experts Say Iceland is Melting at a Rate of 13% Per Year

Climate Change Experts Say Iceland is Melting at a Rate of 13% Per Year

CHICAGO - (Satire News) – Experts on the world’s climate have been saying since February 14, 2013, that Iceland is melting little by little as a result of climate change. Recent studies conducted by the Quinnipinni Study Group of Delaware now rep…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Is So Rich He Just Bought 7 Banks To Store His Money In

Elon Musk Is So Rich He Just Bought 7 Banks To Store His Money In

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the country’s leading financial experts recently stated that if Elon Musk were to convert all of his billions and billions of dollars into $100 bills and lay them end-to-end, they would stretch from Saturn, to M…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Loves In-N-Out Burgers So Much – He’s Thinking About Buying The Fast Food Franchise

Elon Musk Loves In-N-Out Burgers So Much – He’s Thinking About Buying The Fast Food Franchise

SANTA MUCHACHA, California – (Satire News) – Those who know Elon Musk, aka Mr. Mars, know that there are four things that the amazing billionaire loves, The Houston Astros, The La Brea Tar Pits, Mars, and Sofia Vergara’s amazing breasts. But as h…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Tells President Biden That When His Musk Astronauts Land on Mars – The Planet Becomes The Property of Elon Musk Inc.

Elon Musk Tells President Biden That When His Musk Astronauts Land on Mars – The Planet Becomes The Property of Elon Musk Inc.

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire Elon Musk recently told Oprah Winfrey that he’s not conceited, he’s just cock-sure. The man who could single-handedly feed half-a-dozen third world countries with money from his miscellaneous fund stated…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Develops An Amazing Drone That Can Carry Two Adults

Elon Musk Develops An Amazing Drone That Can Carry Two Adults

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News has disclosed that one of the richest men in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the most amazing drone in the history of drones. Musk, who has an IQ of 213.7, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that…

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Is Getting Into Panties Again

The Supreme Court Is Getting Into Panties Again

The Supreme Court of the United States is at it again. They’re going to get in women’s panties and decide what women can or cannot do with their bodies, panty-wise. After all, with global warming and food rationing looming in the future, it’s time to…

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Funny story: The United States Government Has Just Borrowed $80 Billion From Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk

The United States Government Has Just Borrowed $80 Billion From Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is the first American news agency to report that multi-gazillionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have agreed to lend the U.S. government $80 billion. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle broke the story even before…

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