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Funny story: Screaming Layoffs for Big Stuffed Checks

Screaming Layoffs for Big Stuffed Checks

Big companies need big paychecks, so Apple, Microsoft, Amazon and others are laying off tons of workers. “It’s not us, it’s the recession … it’s a much better excuse than blaming the rich,” said one source who ran screaming from my microphone.

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Funny story: Are the Stars Out Tonight? Get Out of the Way, Elon!

Are the Stars Out Tonight? Get Out of the Way, Elon!

Just as rich slum lords like to build skyscrapers to block the natural views of water and mountains and rolling fields of gently waving grass … (so that we all get to see hideous people walking around their flats and lofts and mistress’s apartments i…

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Funny story: Elon’s Ego Approaches Trump Level with Latest Idiocy

Elon’s Ego Approaches Trump Level with Latest Idiocy

Everyone has an opinion. But when you’re stinking rich, you get to air your opinion to the world, and the world gets to reply – and you get to ignore their replies and kick them off your Twitter if they say something like “MASTODON IS BETTER THAN Twi…

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Funny story: Donald Trump and Elon Musk Are Both Crazy Ass Shitheads

Donald Trump and Elon Musk Are Both Crazy Ass Shitheads

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Karma can be a bitch, and in the case of suck buddies, Donald Trump and Elon Musk, Karma is a fucking bitch. Both fruit salads, as stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree calls the butt ball twins, noted that the douche bag…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Has Become A Certified Nut Case

Elon Musk Has Become A Certified Nut Case

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Many news agencies say that Elon Musk, will most likely end up in prison. They note that it is quite possible that he and the biggest Nazi in history (even worse than Adolf "Fuck Face" Hitler), Donald Jonathan Erasmus Tr…

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Funny story: Elon Musk’s Kids Set To Unionize

Elon Musk’s Kids Set To Unionize

Elon Musk’s children are reportedly organizing a union in order to secure better parental care amid the frequent controversies of Elon Musk. Musk’s transgender child, has completed a name change stating the reason – “Gender identity and the fact t…

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Funny story: Phone Spontaneously Catches Fire While Browsing Musk’s Twitter

Phone Spontaneously Catches Fire While Browsing Musk’s Twitter

A man claimed that his phone suddenly erupted in flames while using the Twitter app. This is part of a new but rising trend of cases of phones malfunctioning due to Twitter becoming unusable since Elon Musk’s takeover. Twitter user @HalSpark said…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Booed By “10% of Human Bots” At Chappelle Show

Elon Musk Booed By “10% of Human Bots” At Chappelle Show

Elon Musk joined Dave Chappelle on stage in San Francisco and was loudly booed by the audience at Chase Center. Musk took to Twitter the following day claiming that the audience response was “90% cheers & 10% bots”. Musk has complained about f…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Has Literally Lost His Mind - He's Now Been Placed On Suicide Watch

Elon Musk Has Literally Lost His Mind - He's Now Been Placed On Suicide Watch

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - One of the world's richest men is also one of the world's biggest pieces of donkey shit. Elon Musk, who has gone off the fucking deep end has been acting like a clone of Donald "The Orange Low-Life" Trump. Musk who in…

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Funny story: Elon’s Love of Hatred

Elon’s Love of Hatred

My Twitter hasn’t worked correctly since this weirdo, Elon Musk, got on and started changing everything. He’s banning some people, bringing back some others, says he likes freedom of speech, but not if it’s negative and about him, and not if it c…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Who Many Say Has Gone Bat Shit Crazy Has Now Banned a Total of 19,303 Reporters From His Pride and Joy (Twitter)

Elon Musk Who Many Say Has Gone Bat Shit Crazy Has Now Banned a Total of 19,303 Reporters From His Pride and Joy (Twitter)

QUEENS, New York - (Satire News) - Elon Musk has entered into the Twilight Zone World of Bat Shit Crazy Assholes; like Donald "The Pussy Grabber" Trump, Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani, and Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter Musk who has more money tha…

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Funny story: Assassin’s Creed for Elon’s Coordinates

Assassin’s Creed for Elon’s Coordinates

Assassination coordinates for someone who thinks people are out to get him … And now for Black Sabbath’s kickass song, “Paranoid!” Finished with my Elon Cuz he couldn’t help me with my Tweet People think I’m insane Cuz I stay on Twitter wher…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Fires All American Journalists

Elon Musk Fires All American Journalists

(Washington, D.C.) – Elon Musk today took the unprecedented move of firing all American journalists - print, television, and Internet. The Twitter owner’s latest move appears to signal an intent to stifle all forms of speech and media that he perceiv…

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Funny story: Leggo My Ego, Elon

Leggo My Ego, Elon

Elon Musk’s ego has inflated to epic proportions since he banned journalists from Twitter. Money and power corrupts, so Elon is doing what the governments of Britain and the USA are doing in relation to Julian Assange. Freedom of speech? Nein, He…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Re-writes the U.S. Constitution

Elon Musk Re-writes the U.S. Constitution

Elon Musk, formerly the world’s richest man, has taken control of the United States Constitution, and has re-written key components of the document. Musk managed to change the First Amendment – the component that outlines freedom of speech and freedo…

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Funny story: Elon Musk To Claim He’s Direct Descendant Of Jesus

Elon Musk To Claim He’s Direct Descendant Of Jesus

Billionaire whiz kid and social media czar Elon Musk will reportedly issue a statement where he claims to be a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. The assertion by the prominent technocrat is said to be based on an advanced genealogical mapping softwa…

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Funny story: Check, Mate

Check, Mate

You are a checkmark. You are contained and controlled by the checkmark. Without the checkmark, you are nothing. Repeat after Elon: “I am a checkmark.” Elon will soon offer many different colors of checkmark at various prices, since the world is ma…

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