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Funny story: Immigrants are Jumping The Border Wall and Returning Home at a Record Rate

Immigrants are Jumping The Border Wall and Returning Home at a Record Rate

EL PASO – The Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency has just released some amazing statistics. They are pointing out that, just since the Coronavirus hit the USA, the amount of illegal immigrants who are opting to return to their homes south...

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Funny story: Man's Ford Capri Has Coronavirus

Man's Ford Capri Has Coronavirus

A man in Bradford has said that his car, which he has been driving for more than forty years, has come down with the Coronavirus. Phil Riddiough, 62, has been driving his yellow Ford Capri, Maisie, to and from work - and other places - since 1978,...

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Funny story: Ford Recalls 150,000 Drivers

Ford Recalls 150,000 Drivers

DETROIT--Concerned about the increasing rate of “irresponsible, negligent, and thoughtless behavior” exhibited by SUV drivers, Ford announced yesterday that it is recalling 150,000 drivers of the F-150, the Super Duty F-250, and the F-350 pickup truc...

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Funny story: Ford Unveils Its New 2015 Ford Thoroughbred

Ford Unveils Its New 2015 Ford Thoroughbred

DETROIT - The Ford Motor Company has just announced that it will soon begin mass producing its brand new Ford Thoroughbred. A spokesman for the auto giant said that the Thoroughbred is a step above the Ford Mustang. Ford pointed out that the ne...

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Funny story: Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!

Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!

Ford Motor executives announced today that the company will be relaunching its most popular bomb-on-wheels for model year 2015! Like the popular retro Mustang that was introduced in 2006, the new Pinto will look much the same as its 1970's counte…

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Funny story: American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

HOLLYWOOD - The California Communications Commission has informed the producers of American Idol that they are going to be issued a fine. CCC spokesperson Athena "Cupcakes" Cuppatori, 57, stated that the producers had been warned about their blata...

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Funny story: Ford Offers 'Ejection Seating' to Fix Recalled Escapes

Ford Offers 'Ejection Seating' to Fix Recalled Escapes

Dearborn, Michigan - It's been a rough road for the introduction of 2013 Ford Escape. First, the newly designed SUV was recalled because its gas pedal had a tendency to get stuck in the carpeting at awkward moments. Another recall was required for fl...

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Funny story: What the blazes 'couple tried blowing up car with flaming tampons'??

What the blazes 'couple tried blowing up car with flaming tampons'??

Pennsylvania - "At this stage we don't yet know what they used as a dipstick to check the vehicle's oil levels," a Harrisonville patrolman said today, "maybe it's best left to the imagination." His comments come as a Metal Township couple was char...

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Funny story: No more pane for Ford

No more pane for Ford

Car giants Ford are to replace glass windows in cars with cling film. They realize now that with all the traffic in the inner cities its not worth the expense of putting windows in. "We'll pass the savings on to the customer and it will enable us...

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Funny story: 6 Successful Italian Americans You Don't Know Sh-t About (Part 2)

6 Successful Italian Americans You Don't Know Sh-t About (Part 2)

How do you make a Dago successful in business? Give him a gun! Bwaa, haa, haa. That is f--king hysterical! 6 Successful Italian Americans You Don't Know Sh-t About (Part 2) 2.) Amadeo Giannini (1870 - 1949) founder in 1904 of Bank of Italy, which later became Bank of America, the largest bank in the United States. Amadeo Giannini --whose parents were Italian immigrants from Favale di Ma...

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Funny story: GM Stock Tanks; Obama Plans Fire Sale of Stock Prior to Election; Blames Henry Ford and Ipad!

GM Stock Tanks; Obama Plans Fire Sale of Stock Prior to Election; Blames Henry Ford and Ipad!

President by Default, Barry Obama, continued his losing streak with the announcement he would be stepping down as CEO of Government Motors (GM) after the stock started to crater dropping 10% below it's initial IPO just months ago. Insiders say t...

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Funny story: New Ford Hybrid Car for Asia

New Ford Hybrid Car for Asia

In order to gain a stronger foothold in the Asian car market, in the face of local firms such as Tata, Ford have produced a new green hybrid car designed especially for places like India and Pakistan where fuel stations may be far apart and where loc...

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Funny story: Where for Art Thou, Mondeo?

Where for Art Thou, Mondeo?

American automobile manufacturers, being a bit of an anachronism in the current world market, still don't embrace the concept of applied technology for the betterment of, or demand by the human race. Case in point; the successful European launch of...

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Funny story: Ford announces new 16.0 liter engine and three new models

Ford announces new 16.0 liter engine and three new models

Ford Motor Company today announced it will introduce an all-new 16.0-liter V-14 diesel engine and a heavy-duty 15-speed automatic transmission beginning in early 2011 for its all-new X-Series Super Duty tandem-axle pickup, Ford Exhibition and Ford Ex...

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Funny story: Ford Motor Co. Closes Doors in Wake of 'Cash for Clunkers."

Ford Motor Co. Closes Doors in Wake of 'Cash for Clunkers."

Detroit- In a bold move, Ford Motor Company President and CEO Alan Mulally announced today that the company is closing its doors for good. "Let's face it," Mulally said, "This company has been producing clunkers for far too long. Everyone is awar...

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Funny story: Santa Claus To Congress: "One Trillion Dollars Or No Christmas."

Santa Claus To Congress: "One Trillion Dollars Or No Christmas."

(Washington, D.C.) In the CEO Gulfstream jet wake of General Motors, Ford and Chrysler returning to Congress in search of a 34 billion-dollar bailout, a sleigh with a vanity license plate that read simply "S. Claus" touched down in front of the Capit...

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Funny story: Big Three Propose New Plan

Big Three Propose New Plan

The Big Three automakers, General Motors, Ford and Chrysler, disclosed their new plan for using federal dollars to save the US auto industry. Sensitive to public perception after the incident where they flew in separate private jets, the three CEOs w...

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