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Vicar's Wife Startled by Garden Drone

Funny story: Vicar's Wife Startled by Garden Drone

In a disturbing start to an idyllic Sunday Morning, a vicars wife in Chilenden, Kent, was startled by a drone in her garden. Mrs Fortunata Renwhite described the drone as small, "whiny" and black with three legs like that bloke from number seven.

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Drone Doesn't Just DELIVER the Donuts, He EATS Them!

Funny story: Drone Doesn't Just DELIVER the Donuts, He EATS Them!

That's a no-no, his employer sternly told him. "Bad, bad drone." The drone had an interesting defense. "But...but...I DID deliver them, pretty much anyway," he argued. Pausing for a breath, he continued, "OK, OK, I was a little late, I admit it. A...

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Drones Find a New Career Opportunity

Funny story: Drones Find a New Career Opportunity

It happened when drones (y'know, those flying thingies of all shapes and sizes) read about one of their own that was able to rescue two teenagers from a rough surf in Australia. The drone provided a rescue for the swimmers in trouble by quickly throw...

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Drones Don't Get Invited to City's New Year's Eve Bash

Funny story: Drones Don't Get Invited to City's New Year's Eve Bash

Outrage was in evidence among drones (y'know, those flying thingies that come in all sizes and shapes) when they learned they were not invited to the massive party thrown by the city of White Plains, north of New York City. More specifically, the d...

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UK Prison pigeons trained to attack drones!

Funny story: UK Prison pigeons trained to attack drones!

A new combat force of highly trained prison pigeons is to be released around the walls of all UK prisons to combat illegal drones penetrating security because "pigs cannot fly" and prison officers neither! The Pigeon force will attack drones buzzi...

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Trump To Personally Operate Drone Attacks

Funny story: Trump To Personally Operate Drone Attacks

During the campaign Donald Trump said he was going to "bomb the sh*t out of ISIS. Today he revealed that He would personally select targets for lethal strikes in places like Yemen, Iraq, and Syria. He said he will cut down on his tweets and spen...

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Airline Pilots Complain that Christmas Laser Light Displays are "Interrupting our beauty naps."

Funny story: Airline Pilots Complain that Christmas Laser Light Displays are "Interrupting our beauty naps."

Complaints by airline pilots concerning the recent Star Shower laser Christmas lights decorations are on the rise. Many of the pilots site the ability of the lights to shine into the cockpit during cruising altitudes, which can be disruptive to thei...

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Drone Address: Obama Condemns (-Ish) Suicide Bombers (2/2)

Last time, just for a change, President Obama Sanders-meandered around for a bit, and made very heavy weather of expressing his policy intentions. But at least he got around to admitting that the world is not just shades of grey, and that there is such a thing as objective good and evil, right? Either way, (or "both and neither," if you're a certain notable Swiftboat celebrity), here's the...

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50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

Funny story: 50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

Washington DC - East Coast pot entrepreneurs Bong-U-Like were one of the first to retweet Barack Obama's inaugural message from the newly launched @POTus account. The drone pot delivery service operates a major concession in DC with the President...

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Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Funny story: Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Flagstaff, Arizona - The Northern Arizona town of Flagstaff, near The Grand Canyon, has been selected as one of the test cities for Amazon Inc.'s new drone delivery service. And it didn't take long for man's flying bird to go toe-to-toe with Mother N...

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Snoop Dogg backs dope drone app

Funny story: Snoop Dogg backs dope drone app

Los Angeles, California - Rolling Stoned magazine is reporting today that well known US rapper Snoop Dogg is a leading backer of an innovative $100m start-up business delivering medical marijuana by aerial drone. Mr Dogg, real name Calvin Cordoza...

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Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Funny story: Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Look out, Tinsel Town! Tired of being an entertainment middleman, Amazon.com has announced that it's going into the film-making business. "We're producing a movie a month," Amazon Studios Vice-President in Charge of Vice, Leroy Price, crowed. T...

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Drone Arms Itself, Finally Makes Golden Globes Award Show Watchable

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - The 72nd annual Golden Globes awards ceremony had some fireworks tonight for a change. For the first time in the show's history, a drone was employed to get some unique camera angles for the audience around the world. Then the fun...

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Town plans drone kill

According to an internet report, residents of Menace, Minnesota, passed an ordinance making drone hunting legal. This intrigued me, so I placed a call to the mayor of Menace. "Mr. Mayor," I said, " tell me about your plan to hunt drones." "Well, it's really pretty simple. "We are going to issue hunting licenses and then shoot those intrusive little bastards out of the sky."...

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Obama Issues Himself A Presidential Pardon

Funny story: Obama Issues Himself A Presidential Pardon

WASHINGTON -- In the wake of the Senate Select Committee Report on CIA torture showing a grisly, reckless brutality, a violation of the U.S. Constitution and the Geneva Accords, President Obama issued himself a pardon for possible illegal activities...

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Drones Demand Extra Pay for Working in NYC

Funny story: Drones Demand Extra Pay for Working in NYC

Sure they're unmanned, but that doesn't mean those airborne vehicles don't wanna have a life. If the drones have to put up with trouble and inconvenience, they expect to be adequately compensated for it. A bunch of them made that abundantly cle...

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I Just Bought My Own Drone, And Man Is She a Pretty One!

Funny story: I Just Bought My Own Drone, And Man Is She a Pretty One!

JERSEY CITY, N.J. - I went online and ordered my very own drone in late July. I purchased the thing from Military Drone Leftovers from the Desert Wars Dot Com. Man, it sure is a pretty thing, too. I guess it originally was a flat black, but b...

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NRA Demands That American Government Outlaw Drones Despite The Second Amendment

Funny story: NRA Demands That American Government Outlaw Drones Despite The Second Amendment

In a strange reversal of policy the NRA has demanded that the U.S. make a ban on drones very much like the ban on guns that they have so heatedly fought against in the past. Speaking at a press conference NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre has vehemently a...

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