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Latest Holistic Health Craze! Increasing Number of Americans Opt for Closed-Heart Surgery

Funny story: Latest Holistic Health Craze! Increasing Number of Americans Opt for Closed-Heart Surgery

According to a recent report from the National Institute of Health, in this age of mass shootings, climate chaos and downward-spiraling human health, an increasing number of Americans have opted to undergo a cutting-edge elective procedure known as c...

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No Matter How You Slice It, Surgical Blunders Are On The Rise

For those of you scheduled to undergo surgery in the near future, you might want to add a few items to your hospital overnight ditty bag. In addition to the usual stash of toothpaste, toothbrush, rosary beads, rabbits foot, Heineken, magazines and Fig Newtons, be sure to include the following: Magic Markers, pens, spray paint, Crayolas, road flares, neon arrows, and a flashing "This End Up" sign.

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Man's Right Hand Has 2.5 Million Followers on Twitter

Funny story: Man's Right Hand Has 2.5 Million Followers on Twitter

Uzia Remsen had dangerous Gibsonopathy* surgery to separate the hemispheres of his brain in an attempt to cure the hundreds of seizures a day that plagued him. Though Remsen no longer suffers from seizures, his right hand has literally taken on a...

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Man mutilated in his sleep under mysterious circumstances

Funny story: Man mutilated in his sleep under mysterious circumstances

Jamal Smith woke to find many changes had been done to him. His dreadlocks were cut. Some of his muscle tissue was removed. He was also partially castrated. There were injection marks on various parts of his body, and an adhesive electrocautery g...

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Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery

Funny story: Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery

Being well endowed seems to be a central part of Sarah Palin's image and persona, so many people were surprised when it was announced that she had undergone brain reduction surgery last week. The former Alaska governor had suffered for years with...

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Forget Wearable Technology, Implantable Tech Is The New Rage

Funny story: Forget Wearable Technology, Implantable Tech Is The New Rage

Body mods are nothing new, and facial and head implants that give you ridges, horns and bumps have been a staple for fans for decades. But with the increasing miniaturization of electronic gadgets, more and more implants are also augmenting the wear...

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Nancy Grace Has Been Smelling Farts All Along

Funny story: Nancy Grace Has Been Smelling Farts All Along

Nancy Grace's facial expression has often been compared to someone who has just smelled a fart. Now it seems Grace has indeed been suffering from a brain tumor that causes the perception of bad smells. Grace's condition was caused by a rare tumor...

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Obese Man Uses GPS To Find His Penis

Funny story: Obese Man Uses GPS To Find His Penis

In a medical and technological first, doctors at Bueller University Hospital have implanted a GPS signaling device in the head of the penis of a severely obese man. The surgery was performed earlier this week. The man's name is being withheld in ord...

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Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

Funny story: Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently visited her gynecologist and found out that her boobs are both malfunctioning. Rivers was shocked to hear that, since she had no idea that at her age (80) her boobs had any function whatsoever other than to hold up...

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Kim Jong Un Has Minor Surgery

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Minor Surgery

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has reportedly gone in to have what The Rice Paddy National News Agency is referring to as minor surgery. The Rice Paddy has stated that Kim Jong Un had been complaining of a problem with his thro...

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Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

LOS ANGELES - Ten years ago actress Tara Reid went in for breast augmentation surgery and the results were horribly horrendous to quote Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner. Hefner said that both of Reid's nipples ended up unaligned and logistically...

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Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Funny story: Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Everyone knows that Woody Allen has a great brain and has made some great movies but Allen's body began playing out at 16 or 17 years old. The solution may be a new body being planned by scientists in New Orleans. Allen is paying millions requesti...

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Angelina Jolie Talks About Her Upcoming Surgery

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Talks About Her Upcoming Surgery

TOLEDO, Ohio - Angelina Jolie and her half dozen children were in Toledo visiting The Tricycle Museum. Jolie said that her kids had been wanting to visit the famous museum since they heard David Letterman talking about it with country music artist...

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Horrible, Dreaded Disease Afflicts NBC Newsman On Show

Funny story: Horrible, Dreaded Disease Afflicts NBC Newsman On Show

On Today's Meet The Press there was a discussion of why Pope Francis was chosen to be Time magazine's Man of the Year and appear on its cover. Host David Gregory stated that Time had also considered Edward Snowden, who worked for a company that was...

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Didn't he ever hear of Viagra?

Funny story: Didn't he ever hear of Viagra?

DANBURY, Conn. (AP) - Police say a Danbury woman and a surgeon were charged after her 39 year old husband was punished with an electric shock device implanted in his penis intended to end a long-time affair. Forty-three-year-old Yolanda Montanez i...

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I Was Taking Advantage of During Brain Surgery

Funny story: I Was Taking Advantage of During Brain Surgery

A patient at a Las Vegas Hospital is suing them for over a million dollars after she charged them with "taking advantage of her" while she was undergoing brain surgery. "They didn't know that I was awake during the whole time. All that stuff they...

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Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...

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Doctors Optimistic About Man's Reattachment Surgery Following Tragic Waxing Accident

Louie Toon said he just wanted to get "groomed up" to surprise his girlfriend, but now the 27-year-old man is facing major reattachment surgery following a tragic accident while undergoing a Brazilian waxing treatment. "The first time they rippe...

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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