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Funny story: President Donald Trump’s Doctor Says He is Being Treated For An Enlarged Ego

President Donald Trump’s Doctor Says He is Being Treated For An Enlarged Ego

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, informed the news media that President Trump will have to undergo a non-life-threatening procedure. Dr. Fu Fi said that, during a routine screening to check for any new bone sp...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Denies That She Had Liposuction

Ivanka Trump Denies That She Had Liposuction

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider, who is very close to the first daughter, has said that Ivanka is very upset and a bit on the depressed side. It seems that a highly-respected District of Colombia liposuction physian, Dr. Ferris P. Dogwood...

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Funny story: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer To Undergo Surgery On His Furrowed Brow

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer To Undergo Surgery On His Furrowed Brow

News coming out of Old Trafford this morning, is that Manchester United coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is to go into hospital later this week for surgery on his furrowed brow, which, at times, looks as if he is keeping snakes in his forehead. Solskj...

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Funny story: Face Transplant Goes Wrong, And Woman Ends Up Looking Like Bill Cosby

Face Transplant Goes Wrong, And Woman Ends Up Looking Like Bill Cosby

A doctor in California has been severely criticised after a face transplant operation he performed went completely tits-up, and left the patient wishing she had never bothered. Cameron Feylyer, 26, one of life's losers, tried to take her own life...

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Funny story: Latest Holistic Health Craze! Increasing Number of Americans Opt for Closed-Heart Surgery

Latest Holistic Health Craze! Increasing Number of Americans Opt for Closed-Heart Surgery

According to a recent report from the National Institute of Health, in this age of mass shootings, climate chaos and downward-spiraling human health, an increasing number of Americans have opted to undergo a cutting-edge elective procedure known as c...

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Funny story: No Matter How You Slice It, Surgical Blunders Are On The Rise

No Matter How You Slice It, Surgical Blunders Are On The Rise

For those of you scheduled to undergo surgery in the near future, you might want to add a few items to your hospital overnight ditty bag. In addition to the usual stash of toothpaste, toothbrush, rosary beads, rabbits foot, Heineken, magazines and Fig Newtons, be sure to include the following: Magic Markers, pens, spray paint, Crayolas, road flares, neon arrows, and a flashing "This End Up" sign.

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Funny story: Man's Right Hand Has 2.5 Million Followers on Twitter

Man's Right Hand Has 2.5 Million Followers on Twitter

Uzia Remsen had dangerous Gibsonopathy* surgery to separate the hemispheres of his brain in an attempt to cure the hundreds of seizures a day that plagued him. Though Remsen no longer suffers from seizures, his right hand has literally taken on a...

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Funny story: Man mutilated in his sleep under mysterious circumstances

Man mutilated in his sleep under mysterious circumstances

Jamal Smith woke to find many changes had been done to him. His dreadlocks were cut. Some of his muscle tissue was removed. He was also partially castrated. There were injection marks on various parts of his body, and an adhesive electrocautery g...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery

Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery

Being well endowed seems to be a central part of Sarah Palin's image and persona, so many people were surprised when it was announced that she had undergone brain reduction surgery last week. The former Alaska governor had suffered for years with...

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Funny story: Forget Wearable Technology, Implantable Tech Is The New Rage

Forget Wearable Technology, Implantable Tech Is The New Rage

Body mods are nothing new, and facial and head implants that give you ridges, horns and bumps have been a staple for fans for decades. But with the increasing miniaturization of electronic gadgets, more and more implants are also augmenting the wear...

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Funny story: Nancy Grace Has Been Smelling Farts All Along

Nancy Grace Has Been Smelling Farts All Along

Nancy Grace's facial expression has often been compared to someone who has just smelled a fart. Now it seems Grace has indeed been suffering from a brain tumor that causes the perception of bad smells. Grace's condition was caused by a rare tumor...

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Funny story: Obese Man Uses GPS To Find His Penis

Obese Man Uses GPS To Find His Penis

In a medical and technological first, doctors at Bueller University Hospital have implanted a GPS signaling device in the head of the penis of a severely obese man. The surgery was performed earlier this week. The man's name is being withheld in ord...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently visited her gynecologist and found out that her boobs are both malfunctioning. Rivers was shocked to hear that, since she had no idea that at her age (80) her boobs had any function whatsoever other than to hold up...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Minor Surgery

Kim Jong Un Has Minor Surgery

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has reportedly gone in to have what The Rice Paddy National News Agency is referring to as minor surgery. The Rice Paddy has stated that Kim Jong Un had been complaining of a problem with his thro...

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Funny story: Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

LOS ANGELES - Ten years ago actress Tara Reid went in for breast augmentation surgery and the results were horribly horrendous to quote Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner. Hefner said that both of Reid's nipples ended up unaligned and logistically...

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Funny story: Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Everyone knows that Woody Allen has a great brain and has made some great movies but Allen's body began playing out at 16 or 17 years old. The solution may be a new body being planned by scientists in New Orleans. Allen is paying millions requesti...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Talks About Her Upcoming Surgery

Angelina Jolie Talks About Her Upcoming Surgery

TOLEDO, Ohio - Angelina Jolie and her half dozen children were in Toledo visiting The Tricycle Museum. Jolie said that her kids had been wanting to visit the famous museum since they heard David Letterman talking about it with country music artist...

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